Who's First? (O2A, 1 person plz)

[ohno]

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The opening video for Takedown plays to start the show as Buzz & Roach make their way to ringside to do the commentary for the show. As the cameras pan in to them after the intro is finished they take over
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Roach: Good evening and welcome to XWA Takedown. I'm going to go out on a limb and say we have a great card for tonight and our main event is going to top it all off with some chaos and talent that only XWA can bring you!
Buzz: Your right! Because only in XWA can the top talents of the world play and grow to be even bigger stars!
Our opening match is sure to be a fan pleaser as...

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Ill Nino's THIS IS WAR plays as the lights die right down to a faint dim. The cameras flash and the fans rise to their feet. This is an event taking place infront of their eyes that they will always remember.
The day that BRENT STARR debuted on XWA TV
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Buzz: OH MY GOD, IT'S STARR.. IT'S STARR! BRENT STARR IS HERE IN XWA! THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST EVENT IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY!!!!
Roach: But what the hell is he doing here. He's not under contract. Infact he works for the competition. Competition thats had bitter words for us over this past year about how we run things, yet we're the ones still in business while they pack up.
Buzz: Then it's only natural talent like Brent Starr come here, where the big talent fight!
Roach: He's in for a surprise then. These aren't the same guys he's beaten before. These are a whole new crop of rising stars.
Buzz: Actually... he has beaten alot of our XWA talent.. including Jon Payne twice. Not to mention he's called out everyone on the highest level, going as far as punking them out on live television. Proving that he's feared more then they are. Vincent Cain, Dru Nedermyer, Evan Fate, Liedhammer. If their a big name here, he's called them out to fight and walked away victorious or without them answering the call.
Roach: Maybe he should take the hint that he's not at their level yet....wait he's in the ring with a microphone and security isn't doing anything about it.
Buzz: Maybe he is signed then....

One full year. One full year and only 4 losses later and I'm back to where it all began. The home of the mouths. The playground for the egotistical political scum that hide behind their contracts. Contracts with clauses that can keep them from facing me. Clauses that can prevent me from entering the ring with them, to beat them. Beat them down, senseless and take their gold, their pride and their whole existance as a superstar.

And now, here I am. XWA! It took you a full year before you signed the most dominant superstarr on the market. My resume reads like a who's who of the industry. All of them STARR'd and PWNT at one time or another. But that was there, and this is here. Here is a new start, here is a new field. This is like walking onto a beach of untouched sand. I can dig right in and build whatever the fuck I want out of it, and do whatever the hell I want. And all because of who I am.

Brent Fucking Starr!

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The fans go ballistic as they cheer for him
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Everywhere I go it's the same damn thing. I talk down to the competition, insult the company, insult the fans, beat the champions and the fans love it. They take it right in the fucking ass time after time with my insults, and they love it. I can do no wrong. I am the perfect superstarr. Hero to the held down, destroyer of pride and I can out talk the greatest speakers in the world. Hell I can sell anything to anyone. Which is why I'm here. Because someone in the head offices realized the massive amounts of cash I bring in, with merchandise, pay per view buy rates, ratings and the single fact that I'm only 6'2 and take 7 foot 2 monsters down and stretch them around like nothing, speaks volumes about what I can do, and what I'm about.

Which brings me to tonight. Who is it going to be. Who wants to make history tonight. Who is first to get beat on my way to the top of this garbage heap of pumped up, juiced up, ego's overflowing talent?

A champion? A face of old? Someone I've already beaten many many times before? No, I know they're all scared shitless to lose to me on their own turf now. So someone, untuck your fucking nuts from between your legs and come out here and get yourself STARR'd!

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He stands in the ring, facing the entrance ramp waiting for someone to answer the open challenge and give him his first win in XWA
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[chet]

However none of the big names but the biggest jobber in XWA is the one who answers the challenge, as Pacman Fever hits the P.A and Chet pops out to challenge the Pwdnozer himself.

Now seriously who is this guy? He talks more than the whole Metal Gear Solid story screens! I am not into that Brent, I am into simple games Atari, Commodore, Nintendo! As I am more into simple words.

Chet then gets in the ring near Starr

Which will just follow the simple beating I will... You will receive from my hands. Full year 2 wins and ONLY 20 loses. I can say by far that I have had a succesful career, TNB Hardcore Chump... Champ and TNB Tag Team champ... I am a force to be reckoned with!

the fans laugh a lot towards Chet or with him? we dunno that

Hands off the merchandise guy, this is serious competition, we don't care about t-shirt sales, we care about sports, we care about matches! So unlike you I ain't perfect, the fans know that, but they still cheer me, I don't need no Fidel Castro speeches to make the fans love me. Want to know why?

Chet starts doing his trademark dancing moves, as Brent thinks why did they hired this guy?

It takes the final 80s and the begining of the 90s and lots of night spent in a club and LOTS of Carlton Banks dances and LOTS of Hardcore'Z to make a Chet Dixon! And what does it take to make a Brent Starr?

Just a big mouth!

So Hoodie Fraternity brother, I ain't scared of you. So if you are the truly Pwnzilla, the truly Mr. "I can make an Internet Slang into a cool word". Grab your guts put them in a ring and challenge me in a hardcore match!

Chet pleases the fans with a Carlton Banks dance, and points at his t-shirt shouting "Pacman Fever.. Driving me crazy!!" the fans cheer as they wait for Starr's answer.

[ohno]

A roster full of talent and this is what I get? Fine, Dixon! You want to fight hardcore, thats fine by me. I'm no stranger to hardcore matches, infact it's kinda right up my alley. So be it!

And as for my "speech", I can't come out here and open the show with a scripted promo that lasts 30 seconds. What kind of opening would that be? Besides, by now, about 12 million people have been called, IM'd or txt messaged saying to change it to this channel, that Brent Starr is in XWA. So that means you got 12 million, 5 hundred thousand fans watching you now. Take this opportunity and do bring some better game to the ring. I'd hate to lose to you, but I'd love it if you did beat me, then never lost again. The same scenario I went through. Couldn't buy a win and then all of a sudden.. nobody could beat me.

So bring some chairs, a sledgehammer, a 2x4, whatever. Bring them all and show the world why you deserve to be here. Not to lose, but to step up when the big dogs come out to play, and believe me, this big dogs bite is worse then his bark.

*He wasn't expecing a Chet Dixon to come out. He actually dreaded the idea of facing him. He knew all to well that facing someone who was an underdog worked against him before. Half of his 12 losses in the last year were to people who had no right winning those matches. None the less, if he could start Chet off on a winning spree, it'd be 3 people now he'd rubbed off on to push them to the sky*

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Chet is actually suprised that Brent didn't called him retard or jobber or something..

I knew you had guts since the day I saw you were a mate of Sylas Styles. Cool, speaking as a former TNB Hardcore Champ. I'll be more than proud to bring the best I can do into the ring..

Chet does one of his trademark dances, much to the fans' delight.

Now that this 12 million, 5 hundred thousand fans got a half of Chet Dixon, it's time, that me, the genetically jacked Hardcore'z brawlah-to-the-bone puts on the other half, by doing what I SECONDLY do best.... Being a rough tough mug and bringing the plundah that's no blundah to the match I am in! ;D

Chet starts taking out weapons: mops, chairs, trash cans, trash can lids, signs, he takes out some Razor wire and looks at it with concern... Chet then remembers the 12 million, 5 hundred thousand fans watching him, and thinks... "what the hell you only live once" and throws the Razor wire into the ring.

After the ring is settled. Chet speaks

Now since you are a good competitor, by law I have to do this.

Chet takes out a Snickers bar from his pocket and starts eating it

My last supper ;D.. Since I might die in this match ;D

Chet finishes the Snickers, does his Carlton Banks dance, and starts streching for the match.