A small introduction (open 2 a Diamond)

[jesselebeau]

The arena lights flicker, music begins to pump through the PA system, but not just any music it's Skid Row's Youth Gone Wild and a blast of pyro shoots up form the ramp.

Roach:What the hell is this?

Buzz:Don't know this isn't the segment we're supposed to have now but I think we're about to find out just what's going on.

As buzz and Roach are talking a woman makes her way down the ramp and into the ring. Greeted by a mix of cheers and boos form the crowd. She motions to the announcer for a mic.

[glow=teal,2,300]'Ello mes amies, let me be da first to introduce you to one of XWA's newest Diamonds. My name fo' those of you dat don't know me is Jesse LeBeau, or if you ever heard of a lil' band called Mark of the Phoenix know me as... "Phoenix" Now I ain't out here to run my mouth bout how I'm gunna win every match I'm in, and I ain't out here ta run my mouth 'bout how much better I am den all the other Diamonds in da back der like I've seen some of da women do here over and over again. Seriously dat shit just get real borin' real fast. [/glow]

Buzz: I see now she's "Phoenix" the rock star... well former rock star.

Roach:So what makes her think she can cut it here?

Buzz: She wasn't just a singer. She's trained as a wrestler and been the top in a few places. Don't discredit her just yet.

[glow=teal,2,300]So wit dat said.Seeing as dis is my first time here in XWA I thought I best to be puttin' out an open challenge to any Diamond in da back. Matter of fact I'll take on da first Diamond that walks down dat ramp right now.[/glow]

Jesse stands in the middle of the ring awaiting someone to answer her challenge.

[prank]

Suddenly the oddest theme song in the whole XWA hits all over the P.A as Prank/Ingrid, the resident mad clown, appears carrying her usual bag of tricks and looking with her trademark loose cannon expression. She grabs a mic and comes near Jesse.

HeEeEeEeEeEeEY KiIiIiIiIiIiIids!!!! Your favourite clown is here after having taken a little vacation!!

the kids and the fans are less than happy of having Prank back so they boo her, Prank however is oblivious to that (as she is to reality ) and focuses her eyes on Jesse.

Who-ditty-who are you? Jesse LeBeau? This sounds Cajun! You got to be my newest sidekick! Oh yeah.. But that name Jesse "Phoenix" LeBeau, is just non-fitting in a kids show. Kids won't like ladies who have the same name of ladies who remove their clothes for money. Ain't I right kids?

the fans boo nontheless as Prank gasps

Oh wait.. We are in Greece! I forgot it, we are there, finedeedilly, I'll get the apropiate clothes

Prank takes out a bed fold and ties it around her body, the fans still boo

So you Stooge from Baton Rouge? What could be wrong? Think fast Cajun. Oh I g-g-g-g-got it!!! The greek kids ain't seen who I am or what I do! But this is easy to solve, fans, prepare yourselves because me and Stooge will put the best show ever so kids can learn and have fun at the same time!

Prank takes out a giraffe baloon and handles it to Jesse, then she takes out a greek statue souvenir.

Now Kiddity-kids we are gonna study the phenom of gravity, here in this book

Prank takes out a book that reads "Applied Physics" and she starts to reading, however she doesn't understand and decides to teach gravity in her way

Stooge and me have here two different objects, a baloon and a statue. And with those we are gonna show how gravity works. You see the baloon we throw it and let's check what happens

the fans chant "boring" nobody wants to learn physics in a wrestling show, well maybe the nerds do... Prank suffers a mood swing and gets psychothic.

NO!!! Physics aren't boring! It's how the world works!!! Kids behave or I'll tell your parents to wash your mouth with soap!!! Well, why don't I do it myself?!?

Prank takes a bottle of Ammonia and gets near the fans, however a security guard comes by and stops Prank... But she bangs him with the bottle and empties it all over the guard! (of course the Ammonia is fake) But such a dangerous chemical product being dumped is something really careless to do, the fans and announcers are in shock!

Roach: Somebody stop her!

Prank then gets near Jesse and grabs the baloon, she strangles it cruelly and burst it up, and then throws the baloon to the announce table, she then picks up the souvenir statue and throws it there too!! nearlly hitting Roach & BuZZ

Now that's how gravity works, I know there is some big muscled guy up there who has some problems, but kids in this world if you want to do experiments you got to risk yourself, hehehe... Well Stooge, what are your plans? what do you want to teach kids now?

[jesselebeau]

Jesse looks at Prank with this weird look on her face.

[glow=teal,2,300] Ha ha ha ha...Oookay..

I get it.. I get it.. da new girl come on out and y'all decide to rib da newbie. I sen my share of Jokes in da past but dis is original.[/glow]

Buzz: Well at least Prank didn't find out it was national talk like a pirate day. That could have been even worse than that science lesson.

Roach: Is this girl for real? Don't she know that Prank's unstable.

Buzz: She's either very stupid or very brave Roach. Let's see how things pan out here. This might get vol ital before its over.

[glow=teal,2,300] First off let's you and me get a few t'ings straight here.

1) I from New Orleans, not Baton Rouge.

2) I ain't a stripper, Phoenix is my nickname whether you like it or not.

3) I'm nobody's stooge. My name ain't no Larry, Curly, or Moe.

4) Dis ain't no Mr. Wizard Show. Dis is a wrestling show. You see all dem people out der. Dem people aren't all kids. Der kids, teens, and adults and by the sound of der boos dey don't sound like dey like you all dat much.[/glow]

The crowd again starts to boo as Prank looks around at all the fans.

[glow=teal,2,300]Who in da blue hell are you anyway? [/glow]

Roach: This girl is just digging her grave deeper and deeper, Prank might snap at any minute.

[glow=teal,2,300]Anyhow... seems like you have a few issues you need to work out. There are special people who can help ya der. And yes we in Greece, but last time I checked there Aristotle.. dey ain't worn togas here since about 476a.d.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm waiting on a Diamond to take on. Not Clarabelle clown. Ain't der some nice men in white cotes wit' nets lookin' for you somewhere?[/glow]

[prank]

Prank's left eye starts trembling, however she turns and sits on the turnbuckle and starts talking with two different tunes of voice

I... I... don't think it's a good idea Prank

Ingrid, admit it, this lady has no respect for us, I want to stab her in the eye... just like I did to that big guy.

What have you done?

duh.. nothing important, look

Prank turns to watch the security guard being taken on a strecher

No! you can't have done that!

Hehehehe I did, and it was really cool, that guy was an example for my class with the kids...

Get away from me!

No Ingrid, you need me, without me you are none... hehehehe, now let me handle this!

Prank stands up, and starts looking with a psychothic look in her face, she opens up her physics book and takes a leadpipe! from it.

Kids now I want to do a very cool mexican tradition, Pinata!!! You'll love it, Cajun get me the Pinata! I'll blind myself.

Prank gags her eyes as Jesse understands that she's the Pinata! Prank takes a few swings and actually throws the lead pipe onto another security guard! knocking him out!

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOh I am so clumsy! He'll be fine kids don't worry, but remember what I did is teaching you how to play Pinata, and now here my Cajun Friend will sing a song of sixpence for you! Hihihih!

Prank takes out an ukelele and starts singing terribly, then she handles it to Jesse.

Play and don't be gay, because I HATE gays!

the fans boo a lot, Prank was a mad clown that had taken over a lady's body, something had to be done, but right now she was a loose psychopath in front of Jesse...

[jesselebeau]

Man dis bitch is psycho. Where a straitjacket when you need one?

Buzz:Just like I said this is definitely getting too volatile.

Roach: Well obviously security can't do a damn thing. Two tried and already two went down!

Jesse looks at the ukelele in her hand and shakes her head.

[glow=teal,2,300] Okay.. I'll play along. Hows about I play a different song.

Did ya ever hear of da one about what happened to da girl who tried to make a pinata out of the wrong woman.

It go a little somethin' like dis... [/glow]

Jesse throws the ukelele on the ground and the crowd starts to cheer. Prank isn't to happy that they like Jesse over her.

[glow=teal,2,300] Look I already told ya. I ain't yo' lackey. Get dat through dat bad clown wig of yours. You wanna come out here an' do balloon animals and all dat. Join a damn circus.

But you don't ever come out here and try takin a swing at me wit' a damn lead pipe. Dis ain't no game of clue. You got a problem wit' me just say so. Since you seem so eager fo' a fight why don't we settle dis da easy way. In dis ring in a match. Without all dis crazy shit you been pullin.

Or if dat da way you wanna play. why don't we up da ante a lil'?[/glow]

Roach:Is this girl saying what I think she's saying?

Buzz: She's just as certifiable as Prank! Some one really needs to come out here before this gets any worse.

[prank]

Prank's eyes became wider as she saw Jesse throwing her ukelele, she gets very angry and bites of the turnbuckle protector and spits it onto Jesse

You bitch!!! Oh! you made me say a swear word!! Look what you made me do!!! Now this kids have learned that swear word! You are vilevil! NOBODY! throws my ukelele like that!!! You!!! You!!!.....

Prank then suffers another personality disorder

Quite frankly I think she did the right thing

Oh not you now! Shut up Irene! I don't need now a Ms. Goody-two-shoes to tell me what to do! Grrr... They broke my ukelele

Please Prank, don't do anything we can regreat

You both SHUT UP!

But...

SHUT UP!!!

Prank then bashes her head onto the exposed steel! Busting herself open, she does it again and again, till blood falls from her head, she then stares at Jesse with a mad face, a completely MAD face

Now that those two have shut up for good... You and I are gonna solve some issues!!! I hate kids watching violent events.. But, BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT!!!! You have violated my propiety! you have attacked my propiety!!! I am a clown! I am used of people laughing with me... NOT AT ME!!! So you, you, you, bit-bit-bitch!!! prepare to be taught a lesson, a harsh, cold like ice lesson!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Prank grabs the Ukelele, Jesse had dropped and smashes it into the ground breaking it to splinters, then she sits on the mat next to Jesse

Prepare yourself, Splinty, from this dome, straight to Jesse's frontal lobe!!! hi hi hi ha ha hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!

Prank keeps moving like a mad woman, as she mutters "shut up Ingrid"..

[jesselebeau]

Jesse. being quick on her feet just happen to didge out of teh way of Prank.

[glow=teal,2,300] You are one sick chick![/glow]

Jesse manages to grab Prank and wrestle the splintered piece of wood out of her hand.

[glow=teal,2,300] You give me one good reason why I should let yo' ass up off dis mat.

You blame me fo' yo' swearin'? I da one dat makes da people laugh at you, not wit' you? You are out yo' damn mind, your even talkin' to yo' self. De boo you cuz they don't like what you do. I ain't got nuttin to do wit' it, an' if you t'ink i do I t'ink you bow tie is tied on to tight an' it cuttin' off da circulation to yo' brain. [/glow]

The crowd starts chanting Prank sucks, Prank sucks. Prank writhes with anger trying to free herself from under Jesse.

Roach: This isn't gunna help the situation.

[glow=teal,2,300]Fo' someone who don't like people watching violent events, you explain what da hell crackin' a security guard in da head wit' a bottle, trying to use me as a pinata, hitting another guard in da head wit' a lead pipe, and tryin' ta go all Buffy da Vampire Slayer on my ass is.

Dat's not violent? You wanna teach me a lesson? You wanna play wit' weapons... I can do it to. You don't intimidate me. [/glow]

[prank]

Prank struggles trying to get out of Jesse.. However

Release me! Please! Release me! My name's Ingrid, the experimental anti-depression pills!!! The.. The.. I became insane.. Release me!!! The police is chasing me!!! The.. The...

Ingrid's facial expression changes and turns mad again

You! get off me! What are you doing? Raping me? AAAAH!!! Rapist! Rapist!!!! Get out! Get out!!!

Prank gets Jesse off her body and she starts looking for weapons and throw them into the ring, not before adressing the kids

Kids forget all what I told you rapists, deserve no mercy

Prank keeps throwing weapons waiting for Jesse' final words...

[jesselebeau]

Jesse just manages to duck a chair Prank tosses inches from her head. She slips out the ring and starts making her way up the ramp before Prank has the chance to throw any other projectiles at her head.

[glow=teal,2,300]Listen...Prank... Ingrid. Whoever da hell you is, whoever you want ta be. Just show up at Takedown.

If weapons is da way you wanna play den dat's da way we play.

You, me, Hardcore match.

I'll see ya der." [/glow]

Jesse walks up the ramp to the back. The camera cuts to commercial while Prank is still tossing things around at ringside.

~End~