Post by pollox on Oct 13, 2008 23:10:20 GMT -5
The entrance theme of Pollox Troy sounds over the PA...
Tony: Here comes Pollox Troy. The man who came that close to edging out Scott O'Dell last week in Athens. You have to be impressed with his performance, Willy.
Willy: Obviously the higher ups were as well, cuz he's one of the five men who will join XXL in The Devil's Playground. And if I had to pick a winner, it'd be him. He's got the most experience of the field, and in a match like that, any kinda' edge counts.
Pollox now stood in the ring. The fans boo as he stands at center ring with a mic. Smirking at first, Pollox raises his mic and starts his address.
I want to 1st off address the revelation that my Sister Helena uncovered last week. It cames as a shock to me as well to find out that Ashley Diamond is actually a sibling of mines. Another baby sister. But when you look at it, how can you deny our relation? Ashley Diamond has dominated in XWA since the moment the company came into existence. She possesses all of the traits that make us Troys a cut above. Skill. Intelligence. Poise. Traits that may be lost to some of you Texans. I've not spoken to either since returning back to the US, but Ashley, I cordially welcome you into our family. You're one of us now.
With a sly grin, Pollox leads into his next subject of interest.
Speaking of good for nothing Texans, this brings me to one man. And that man's name is Ethan Bain. Yes, you all cheer for him, just like you cheer for anything else with this state's brand on it. And I don't blame any of you. I mean, what else do you have going for you? Well, you do still have hometown San Antonio Spurs. And Texas University is the #1 team in the country in college football...for now. And then of course you have Ethan Bain. "The Big Ticket". Come to think of it, I guess it really is good that you cheer for him. Because this state has pretty much nothing else going for it. The Stars suck. The Rockets are going nowhere. The Mavs are over rated, and lets not even get into your pro football teams. Bain and I of course are but two of the men announced to take part in The Devil's Playground match. An ominous, barbaric match that will see us all locked in a demonic structure, with the man able to endure coming out World Champion. Basically a match right up the ally of a big Neanderthal like Bain.
Willy: Never at a loss of words, is he?
Tony: Ya' think?
In case you hadn't figured it out, Ethan. I don't like you. I don't like what you stand for, I don't like your very existence. The fact that it's muscle bound oafs like you who garner such awe from these idiots baffles, bewilders and disgusts me. You're not a wrestler, you're a bar room brawler in tights. A fact that Magnus Von Schwartz all but proved when he beat you by out wrestling you. The only reason why anyone would even consider you a favorite to win The Devil's Playground is because it's a barbaric free for all. There is no skill involved. The winner is the guy who hits everyone else harder. So naturally a 7'0" 320 pound brute would have the edge. But tonight? Tonight I plan on showing the world what I already know. That in this ring, you're nothing. You and me, Ethan. One on one. Unless of course you're to afraid to be humiliated in your home state.
Pollox waits intently for Bain's arrival to the stage.
Tony: Here comes Pollox Troy. The man who came that close to edging out Scott O'Dell last week in Athens. You have to be impressed with his performance, Willy.
Willy: Obviously the higher ups were as well, cuz he's one of the five men who will join XXL in The Devil's Playground. And if I had to pick a winner, it'd be him. He's got the most experience of the field, and in a match like that, any kinda' edge counts.
Pollox now stood in the ring. The fans boo as he stands at center ring with a mic. Smirking at first, Pollox raises his mic and starts his address.
I want to 1st off address the revelation that my Sister Helena uncovered last week. It cames as a shock to me as well to find out that Ashley Diamond is actually a sibling of mines. Another baby sister. But when you look at it, how can you deny our relation? Ashley Diamond has dominated in XWA since the moment the company came into existence. She possesses all of the traits that make us Troys a cut above. Skill. Intelligence. Poise. Traits that may be lost to some of you Texans. I've not spoken to either since returning back to the US, but Ashley, I cordially welcome you into our family. You're one of us now.
With a sly grin, Pollox leads into his next subject of interest.
Speaking of good for nothing Texans, this brings me to one man. And that man's name is Ethan Bain. Yes, you all cheer for him, just like you cheer for anything else with this state's brand on it. And I don't blame any of you. I mean, what else do you have going for you? Well, you do still have hometown San Antonio Spurs. And Texas University is the #1 team in the country in college football...for now. And then of course you have Ethan Bain. "The Big Ticket". Come to think of it, I guess it really is good that you cheer for him. Because this state has pretty much nothing else going for it. The Stars suck. The Rockets are going nowhere. The Mavs are over rated, and lets not even get into your pro football teams. Bain and I of course are but two of the men announced to take part in The Devil's Playground match. An ominous, barbaric match that will see us all locked in a demonic structure, with the man able to endure coming out World Champion. Basically a match right up the ally of a big Neanderthal like Bain.
Willy: Never at a loss of words, is he?
Tony: Ya' think?
In case you hadn't figured it out, Ethan. I don't like you. I don't like what you stand for, I don't like your very existence. The fact that it's muscle bound oafs like you who garner such awe from these idiots baffles, bewilders and disgusts me. You're not a wrestler, you're a bar room brawler in tights. A fact that Magnus Von Schwartz all but proved when he beat you by out wrestling you. The only reason why anyone would even consider you a favorite to win The Devil's Playground is because it's a barbaric free for all. There is no skill involved. The winner is the guy who hits everyone else harder. So naturally a 7'0" 320 pound brute would have the edge. But tonight? Tonight I plan on showing the world what I already know. That in this ring, you're nothing. You and me, Ethan. One on one. Unless of course you're to afraid to be humiliated in your home state.
Pollox waits intently for Bain's arrival to the stage.