Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Oct 11, 2008 21:53:15 GMT -5
An exclusive interview for XWA.com is beginning to take place. Brandon Payne is shown getting his upper left eyebrow stitched up. Trainers and EMT's wipe the blood away from his head and left eye as he begins to sip away on his water. As this is happening. Joe Beakman, XWA Overload's very own loudmouth, obnoxious backstage reporter. These two men had quite a history backstage. One being with Payne nearly ripping Beakman's head off after throwing a few cowardly remarks about him and his prior relationship with Lauren Blayze.
So this shall be an interesting interview to say the least.
Beakman: Well, Well, Well ! If it isn't the great, almighty Brandon Payne !
Payne gives Beakman a hateful look.
Man, what the f*** do you want Beakman ?
Beakman: Post match interview time, Mr. Payne. I can see that your a little bit banged up at the moment. So I can see that I have no fear of getting thrown up against the wall this time around, hm ?
You know Beakman ? With the right motivation. You'd be surprised what a man with 12 stitches and busted up ribs can do to a scrawny lil' guy like yourself. Like I dunno, perhaps take this foot and shove it up your a$$ all the way to the knee for instance.
Beakman: Whoa Whoa Whoa ! Calm down there Mr. Wrestling Elite. *Clears Throat* Anyways.. can we get on with this interview ? I do have a job ya know.
Go right on ahead, bro. I've got all night.
Beakman: Well, with tonight's loss at the hands of XXL. What are you going to do now ?
Do what I do best, Beakman. Train even harder, bust my ass in the gym, drink a few cold ones, then come back and do it all over again.
Beakman: Do you honestly believe you are worth another World Title Shot ?
(Laughs) Have you been livin' under a rock, Beakman ? Look at me. I'm an Elite. Elites like myself are born with the god-given ability to work there magic on the microphone, please the fans, and give everyone a show worth remembering. Thats what I do best. Of course, I'll one day get another title shot. Whether that happens later tonight, tomorrow, a week from now, a month, a year. I'll be ready, and I'm gonna take home that brass ring. Its just only a matter of time my friend.
Beakman: Intresting... soooo. Next we have the Devil's Night PPV. One of the biggest events on the XWA Calender with the brutal Devil's Playground Match headlining the event. What are your thoughts on this matchup and do you think you stand a chance at being named one of the participants ?
While this year's Devil's Night PPV will indeed be my first. I did do my research on the Playground match. Gotta say its going to be the most brutal matchup in the XWA. When you walk into that match. Just pray that your lucky enough to walk outta there alive. Bodies have been beaten and shattered. Its not a pretty sight to see. From the fans perspective. I think its going to be very exciting and there gonna wanna see a human sacrifice. If they don't see somebody get mangled, bloodied, and beaten to a pulp. Your not giving the fans there money's worth. As far as me competeting in that match ? Well, thats not my decision. Either way it goes, whether I'm involved in the Devil's Playground or not. Just rest assure, Brandon Payne will walk in and deliver the goods.
Beakman: Your thoughts on your match with XXL earlier tonight ?
Great matchup. Me and XXL I feel we have a great chemistry together in the ring. Whether were teaming up or on opposing sides. When he says that he's the 'Best Big Man in the Business' ? He's telling the truth (laughs). While yeah, I did wish the match could've went in my favor. At the end of the day. XXL was the better man, and I respect the brother more now then I did arriving to the arena tonight. So no hard feelings at all on my end, and who know's. Perhaps some day will butt-heads again and see what happens.
Beakman: Any final comments ?
To my fans watching at home. Thanks for your support over the years and just remember to always keep the dream alive. Remember, Respect is Earned... not Given. Don't Talk It, Walk It ! One day, Beakman, you will see me as your new XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Thats not just a comment, but a promise. As long as I have breath left in my body. I'm going to keep fighting until that 'strap' is around my waist. I am the Wrestling Elite, plain and simple. The Best of the Best, and Nothing Less then Spectacular !
...Book Closed...
...End of Story...
...Deal With It...
Now get outta here Beakman. By the way, get a haircut and trim that mustache. Your beginning to look like Paul Bearer.
Beakman: Why I outta...
Beakman starts to charge towards BP. Securtiy cuts him off and drags Beakman out of Payne's locker room before he could do any 'damage' (not like Beakman could do anything to begin with
). Payne slams the door behind them as the camera starts to fade.
END
[/i]So this shall be an interesting interview to say the least.
Beakman: Well, Well, Well ! If it isn't the great, almighty Brandon Payne !
Payne gives Beakman a hateful look.
Man, what the f*** do you want Beakman ?
Beakman: Post match interview time, Mr. Payne. I can see that your a little bit banged up at the moment. So I can see that I have no fear of getting thrown up against the wall this time around, hm ?
You know Beakman ? With the right motivation. You'd be surprised what a man with 12 stitches and busted up ribs can do to a scrawny lil' guy like yourself. Like I dunno, perhaps take this foot and shove it up your a$$ all the way to the knee for instance.
Beakman: Whoa Whoa Whoa ! Calm down there Mr. Wrestling Elite. *Clears Throat* Anyways.. can we get on with this interview ? I do have a job ya know.
Go right on ahead, bro. I've got all night.
Beakman: Well, with tonight's loss at the hands of XXL. What are you going to do now ?
Do what I do best, Beakman. Train even harder, bust my ass in the gym, drink a few cold ones, then come back and do it all over again.
Beakman: Do you honestly believe you are worth another World Title Shot ?
(Laughs) Have you been livin' under a rock, Beakman ? Look at me. I'm an Elite. Elites like myself are born with the god-given ability to work there magic on the microphone, please the fans, and give everyone a show worth remembering. Thats what I do best. Of course, I'll one day get another title shot. Whether that happens later tonight, tomorrow, a week from now, a month, a year. I'll be ready, and I'm gonna take home that brass ring. Its just only a matter of time my friend.
Beakman: Intresting... soooo. Next we have the Devil's Night PPV. One of the biggest events on the XWA Calender with the brutal Devil's Playground Match headlining the event. What are your thoughts on this matchup and do you think you stand a chance at being named one of the participants ?
While this year's Devil's Night PPV will indeed be my first. I did do my research on the Playground match. Gotta say its going to be the most brutal matchup in the XWA. When you walk into that match. Just pray that your lucky enough to walk outta there alive. Bodies have been beaten and shattered. Its not a pretty sight to see. From the fans perspective. I think its going to be very exciting and there gonna wanna see a human sacrifice. If they don't see somebody get mangled, bloodied, and beaten to a pulp. Your not giving the fans there money's worth. As far as me competeting in that match ? Well, thats not my decision. Either way it goes, whether I'm involved in the Devil's Playground or not. Just rest assure, Brandon Payne will walk in and deliver the goods.
Beakman: Your thoughts on your match with XXL earlier tonight ?
Great matchup. Me and XXL I feel we have a great chemistry together in the ring. Whether were teaming up or on opposing sides. When he says that he's the 'Best Big Man in the Business' ? He's telling the truth (laughs). While yeah, I did wish the match could've went in my favor. At the end of the day. XXL was the better man, and I respect the brother more now then I did arriving to the arena tonight. So no hard feelings at all on my end, and who know's. Perhaps some day will butt-heads again and see what happens.
Beakman: Any final comments ?
To my fans watching at home. Thanks for your support over the years and just remember to always keep the dream alive. Remember, Respect is Earned... not Given. Don't Talk It, Walk It ! One day, Beakman, you will see me as your new XWA World Heavyweight Champion. Thats not just a comment, but a promise. As long as I have breath left in my body. I'm going to keep fighting until that 'strap' is around my waist. I am the Wrestling Elite, plain and simple. The Best of the Best, and Nothing Less then Spectacular !
...Book Closed...
...End of Story...
...Deal With It...
Now get outta here Beakman. By the way, get a haircut and trim that mustache. Your beginning to look like Paul Bearer.
Beakman: Why I outta...
Beakman starts to charge towards BP. Securtiy cuts him off and drags Beakman out of Payne's locker room before he could do any 'damage' (not like Beakman could do anything to begin with
). Payne slams the door behind them as the camera starts to fade.END
