Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Oct 1, 2008 11:53:23 GMT -5
"Fire" begins to play and the former XWAWorld Champion makes his OTS appearance. Walking the aisle as confident as ever, you'd have never known that he was on the losing end of a brutal tornado tag match a week prior.
Buzz: You just can't knock Robby Sylk for being one cocky bastard, can you? Look at him! He just rocks!
Roach: What're you, the head of the Robby Sylk fanclub?
Buzz: Rule #1 partner, always make friends with the guys who gets the most girls. This guy is a playa!
Alright, cut the music!
He makes the "slit" sign as he climbed into the ring, now with a mic to speak to the masses.
Brandon Payne, Brandon Payne, Brandon Payne. I never forget a pretty face...but I also never forget an ugly one that I want to beat into ground beef, and you fall into that category. The so-called "Wrestling Elite" has to stomp me like the LAPD to keep me down long enough for a pin last week.
Yeah, that's really "Elite" work right there. You people must not see it, but hey you're all idiots anyway so I can't blame you...but Brandon Payne is about the biggest farce this industry has ever seen, and I've seen in with my own eyes. The dirty tactics, the turnbuckle pad pulling, the hiding behind the refs...and you people cheer for a man like that!
The fans indeed did.
Yeah, like I said...idiots. Well, BP...as much as it pains me to say this, I hope that you do win tonight. I want you to beat XXL, and why? If he loses, he's instantly in the Devil's Playground...and with you as the champion so will you, and that's exactly what I want Payne. I want you to walk into Devil's Night the champion so that you can walk out exactly what you really are in the grand scheme of this...a fake!
Roach: Heated words to say the least.
You're a fake wrestler and you'd be a fake champion, but luckily we'd only have to deal with that for one month before I take back my title and you fall back into the obscurity that you've called home for the entire year! Then you can use all the cheap tricks and tactics you want, because they might work for you every so often, but you've got another thing coming if you think that's going to get you on top...or at the very least above yours truly. I only wish that I could get the chance to face you one on one, so that I could show you how a REAL Elite gets down.
That's what I am folks, and tonight I'm going to prove it to you all again. Tonight another monkey's gonna come out from backstage and talk his trash, call me names and blah, blah, blah...and then he's going to get his ass kicked by the GOLD*. The man who will be a two-time XWA World Champion! See unlike you Payne, all that I need is my natural talent. Athleticism, techincal accumen and looks to die for!
As he showcased his six-pack abs, Sylk got a good bit of "woos" from the female fandom.
That's how it's going down tonight folks. See, I might not have the gold, but this is still the GOLD* ERA whether you like it or not. I hear Payne-in-the-ass and XXL talking about destiny and how this is their time or their night...well gentlemen, this is my WORLD. I run things here and you just work here, don't get it twisted! Even when my shoulders get pinned...I'm still gettin' my shine on because I am the Highlight of the Night!
Roach: Is it me or is Robby Sylk getting even MORE arrogant?
Buzz: I wouldn't call it arrogance, more like...cockiness. ;D
I've got the "Golden Touch". I make anything that I touch look oh so much better. Just look at last week! That was probably the first time that anyone every paid any attention to Bain OR Payne this year, wasn't it? All because they were in the ring with me! That's just what I do, just like I said last week. Now, I'm going to be generous enough to give someone else their "Golden Opportunity" tonight.
Who wants to make their career mean something tonight! Huh? This is GUARANTEED STARDOM for one lucky nobody here, just don't expect to get lucky like Payne did last week!
Buzz: You just can't knock Robby Sylk for being one cocky bastard, can you? Look at him! He just rocks!
Roach: What're you, the head of the Robby Sylk fanclub?
Buzz: Rule #1 partner, always make friends with the guys who gets the most girls. This guy is a playa!
Alright, cut the music!
He makes the "slit" sign as he climbed into the ring, now with a mic to speak to the masses.
Brandon Payne, Brandon Payne, Brandon Payne. I never forget a pretty face...but I also never forget an ugly one that I want to beat into ground beef, and you fall into that category. The so-called "Wrestling Elite" has to stomp me like the LAPD to keep me down long enough for a pin last week.
Yeah, that's really "Elite" work right there. You people must not see it, but hey you're all idiots anyway so I can't blame you...but Brandon Payne is about the biggest farce this industry has ever seen, and I've seen in with my own eyes. The dirty tactics, the turnbuckle pad pulling, the hiding behind the refs...and you people cheer for a man like that!
The fans indeed did.
Yeah, like I said...idiots. Well, BP...as much as it pains me to say this, I hope that you do win tonight. I want you to beat XXL, and why? If he loses, he's instantly in the Devil's Playground...and with you as the champion so will you, and that's exactly what I want Payne. I want you to walk into Devil's Night the champion so that you can walk out exactly what you really are in the grand scheme of this...a fake!
Roach: Heated words to say the least.
You're a fake wrestler and you'd be a fake champion, but luckily we'd only have to deal with that for one month before I take back my title and you fall back into the obscurity that you've called home for the entire year! Then you can use all the cheap tricks and tactics you want, because they might work for you every so often, but you've got another thing coming if you think that's going to get you on top...or at the very least above yours truly. I only wish that I could get the chance to face you one on one, so that I could show you how a REAL Elite gets down.
That's what I am folks, and tonight I'm going to prove it to you all again. Tonight another monkey's gonna come out from backstage and talk his trash, call me names and blah, blah, blah...and then he's going to get his ass kicked by the GOLD*. The man who will be a two-time XWA World Champion! See unlike you Payne, all that I need is my natural talent. Athleticism, techincal accumen and looks to die for!
As he showcased his six-pack abs, Sylk got a good bit of "woos" from the female fandom.
That's how it's going down tonight folks. See, I might not have the gold, but this is still the GOLD* ERA whether you like it or not. I hear Payne-in-the-ass and XXL talking about destiny and how this is their time or their night...well gentlemen, this is my WORLD. I run things here and you just work here, don't get it twisted! Even when my shoulders get pinned...I'm still gettin' my shine on because I am the Highlight of the Night!
Roach: Is it me or is Robby Sylk getting even MORE arrogant?
Buzz: I wouldn't call it arrogance, more like...cockiness. ;D
I've got the "Golden Touch". I make anything that I touch look oh so much better. Just look at last week! That was probably the first time that anyone every paid any attention to Bain OR Payne this year, wasn't it? All because they were in the ring with me! That's just what I do, just like I said last week. Now, I'm going to be generous enough to give someone else their "Golden Opportunity" tonight.
Who wants to make their career mean something tonight! Huh? This is GUARANTEED STARDOM for one lucky nobody here, just don't expect to get lucky like Payne did last week!