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Post by Kayn on Sept 26, 2008 11:13:56 GMT -5
*The ref had counted the three count and just like the last confrontation between them, Kayn stood victorious over Emil Edwards. Kayn stood to the cheers of the fans as his music played over the PA system, however after a few moments Kayn motioned to the backstage area. After a few moments a group of stage hands came out from behind the stage curtain with a table.*
Buzz: ”What the hell is going on? What are those troglodytes doing?”
Mike: ”You heard the stipulations of the match Buzz. Kayn won, so that means that Emil….”
*While Mike was talking, the camera focused on what was on the table. It was 20 cheeseburgers. The crowd exploded with cheers as the stage hands reached the ring and got the table inside the ring.*
Mike: ”Has to eat 20 cheeseburgers.”
Buzz: ”Kayn is seriously going to make Emil eat them? That will ruin his physique.”
Mike: ”Then he shouldn’t have made the bet.”
*Kayn stood with a smile on his face as the table was set up. Kayn walked over to the table and took a deep breath and then smiled again. Kayn walked over to ringside and was handed a mic from the ring announcer. His music faded as Kayn spoke.*
“Well Emil, you made your bed now it’s time for you to lay in it. You wanted 20 cheeseburgers, well here you are, 20 fresh, hot cheeseburgers. So eat up buddy.”
*Kayn lowered the mic to the cheers of the crowd. He then took stood next to the table and waited for Emil to either reply or start stuffing his face.*
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Post by emil on Sept 27, 2008 9:49:41 GMT -5
Emil stands up after having been pinned, he doesn't really know where he is as Kayn hit him hard, he then realizes what he got himself into, quickly, Emil gets his headmic and a spray can of some of his patentated products, then he starts speaking
What is this? 20 juicy cheeseburgers? I am surprised they arrived here, I supposed that the fans would jump over the drafters and fight for them like rabid apes like they are!
crowd boos
Besides Kayn you don't have guts to force-feed me in front of all your fans! You are Mr. Goody Two Shoes, your "averageshmoeness" holds you back to act like a man, so please bring those burgers back to your mom, she's demanding them, and better, bring her some of my latest product, the Emil Edwards Exercise Spray, just one puff of it, and you'll be able to double your training exercise!
Of course that you hogs in the crowd you have doubts about what exercise really means, and I am sorry to burst your bubble but it isn't a French Dessert! Grab the dictionary, yeah that big book you use as a peg for your couches and you'll find the true meaning of "exercise" oh and please, don't faint.
Kayn I'm not going to...
All being said, Emil proceeds to do another dirty trick as he sprays Kayn with his product! Crowd boos as Emil desperately tries to escape his fate.
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Post by Kayn on Sept 29, 2008 12:25:00 GMT -5
{with permission}
*Kayn expected nothing less from Emil. As Emil sprayed Kayn in the face with his Exercise Spray, it caught Kayn off guard, however like the rest of Emil’s “patented products” it had no effect. Kayn stood for a moment, then he reached and grabbed Emil by the back of the shirt before he could get out of the ring. After a slight struggle Kayn pulled Emil back into the ring and dragged him over to the table full of burgers. The crowd cheered as Kayn grabbed one of the burgers and looked at Emil. Emil begged for Kayn to stop, however his pleas fell on deaf ears as Kayn took the burger and shoved it into Emil’s mouth. The crowd exploded as Kayn continued to shove burgers into Emil’s mouth one by one, most of which didn’t make it into his mouth but started to cover Emil and the ring mat with ketchup, mustard, and all the condiments that were in the burgers.*
Buzz: ”I can’t believe this, Kayn is going to singlehandedly destroy the perfect physique of Emil. This is horrendous, he’s worked for years to be in top physical condition and now that’s all out the window.”
Mike: ”You can’t say he didn’t have this coming to him Buzz. Out here always talking badly about the fans, well Kayn seems to have had enough of him.”
Buzz: ”We’ll see what story you’re singing when we’re in court as witnesses when Emil sues Kayn for making him a fatty.”
*Kayn continued to feed Emil until there was only one burger left. Just as Kayn was about to stuff it into Emil’s mouth, he paused for a moment and looked at Emil. A devilish smile crossed Kayn’s face as Emil continued to beg for Kayn to stop, however Kayn knew a bet was a bet, so he took the last burger and shoved it into Emil’s mouth. Kayn then released Emil and allowed him to attempt to leave the ring, slipping and sliding on the mess in the ring.*
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