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Post by chet on Aug 13, 2007 13:16:59 GMT -5
Tubthumping hits all over the P.A as Kristin "Jobber" Hager walks out to the stage, she shakes some hands with the fans and gets into the ring with a micPeople, I know you will think that I might look stupid since I am cheerful here. I just talked with Gallas and if I manage to get a pinfall in the following Iron Diamond Match, I will get a rise! And if that happens I am inviting 10 of you fans, to get some nice milkshake with your fellow wrestler and friend: Kristin Hager ;DKristin rises her hands in the air as the fans cheer for herAlthought I might not have the best win/lose ratio, I don't give up! I'll never give up, sure I am going through a bad streak, but that's not gonna stop me from getting my rise.... And who is my opponent you will ponder...
Well it's a debuting lady I think, a lady who Gallas told me she had experience but I never heard about her... She's the one and only... Michelle Marx!the fans gasp afraid of Kristin's health, Kristin is oblivious to the danger she is about to sufferSabastian Ignace Gallas a.k.a S.I.G he will guara-damn-tee me my rise if I ever happen to score a pinfall over Michelle, so lady without further delay I want you to come here and start our match, because I want benjamins getting in my pocket! ;DKristin joyfull and naive drops the mic, she thinks she will get the victory or a pinfall, only time will say what Kristin will get... the fans concermed they still show Kristin some support, she needs it
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Post by marx on Aug 15, 2007 17:46:37 GMT -5
XWA's resident amazon Michelle Marx steps into the arena. With a smirk on her face, and a bad taste in her mouth from last week, she makes her way to the ring. Once inside, she stands towering over Hager. She motions for a stagehand to bring her a mic. Snatching it from his hand, she speaks.
Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to fight YOU...in an Ironwoman match...and if you score just ONE pin on me, you get a raise? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You'd better get used to being a poor, useless little CUNT. Because the day I get pinned by a TWERP like you...pigs will be flyin' jet planes. You obviously don't get this, so let me spell it out for you. Gallas didn't put you in this match to give you a chance to win a raise. He put you in this match to see ME beat your ASS for 20 minutes. Not only are you a HORRIBLE wrestler, but dumb as a door stump to boot.
Lowering her mic, Michelle awaits Kristin's response.
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Post by chet on Aug 15, 2007 17:54:56 GMT -5
Kristin looks at Michelle with weird eyes and then answers her
Eh Mr. Gallas there must be something wrong here, I was told I would be facing a woman, wasn't I?
The crowd laughs big time as Kristin just screwed it up even more. Not only she (accidentally) provoked a big woman, she provoked a big woman who was pissed off
Oh! you are actually Michelle Marx? Well I think I deserve some respect don't I? After all I have a two year career!!! And I almost won a match, I stood up nearlly 20 minutes against Aimi Hoshiko and I was able to lock the Tritone Cloverleaf... Texas Cloverleaf, so don't call me bad wrestler!!! And I know Gallas trusts in me and I know he has faith in me he just wants me to shine up, as a Diamond I am.
And Michelle there is no way for you to insult me, I did nothing to you! I just want a raise! Should I be object of insult for that?
the fans cheer as Kristin starts walking backwards
Hey! Hold back Michelle, the bell hasn't sounded yet? has it?
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Post by marx on Aug 15, 2007 18:03:42 GMT -5
Michelle glares at the absent minded Hager. She raises her mic to speak.
You talk as if Aimi Hoshiko was some kinda big timer. I COULD BEAT THAT TOKYO DRIFT REJECT. Just like I'm GOING to beat you. The fact that it took her lame duck ass 18 minutes to knock YOU off pretty much speaks VOLUMES about what kinda wrestler SHE is. But I don't plan on being so nice. Tonight's not gonna be a matter of you "lasting" 18 minutes. It's gonna be about if you can SURVIVE 20!!! I'm gonna beat you so bad your GRANDKIDS are gonna be bruised.[/font]
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Post by chet on Aug 15, 2007 18:09:57 GMT -5
Well... I'll better start finding boyfriend if I want grandkids... Do you know some guy who is nice, Michelle?Michelle can't just believe this, Kristin is about to "die" and she asks her for a nice guy who could be her boyfriend Well I am gonna find him later, I am ready to fight! I am sure that if I do well my "job" I will get my raise, I won't holding me back Michelle, and you are right you aren't that snorkle of Aimi Hoshiko, you are a debuting wrestler aren't you? well welcome to XWA! And I hope you fight as well as you talk, because this fans will have a slobber knocker!!Kristin just made a fool of herself again ... She starts waiting for Michelle's answer.
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Post by marx on Aug 15, 2007 18:21:16 GMT -5
I'VE BEEN IN XWA SINCE APRIL YOU MORON!!!
Michelle was pissed...
THAT'S IT!!! Someone ring this god damn bell so I can put Polly Pocket out of her god damn misery. You're ass is MINES!!!
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Post by chet on Aug 15, 2007 18:31:02 GMT -5
Polly Pocket? How did you knew that they were my favourite toys, I actually owned Polly's house, Polly's pool, Polly's......
The bell rings and Michelle Marx, pearl harbours the clueless Kristin Hager.... Who just fights back... The match is on. Will Kristin be succesful.... We all think she won't, but underdogs always bring up the most shocking suprises....
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