Heroes & Villains (Dooleys)

[superman]

Takedown continues from the MGM Grand, and backstage we see that Marcus Smason has just arrived at the venue. A duffel bag is slung over his shoulder as he walks down the halls with a really pissed off look on his face.

Roach: Well there you see Marcus Samson making his way into the arena tonight, and you have to imagine that he's not a happy camper after what The Dooleys and Daphney did to him Syrus and Sonya at ID08.

Suddenly Fabiola comes up to Samson with a mic, right on cue.

Fab: Marcus, after the sneak attack you, Syrus and Sonya suffered in New York, what are you thinking going into tonight?

I'm thinking on easy, simple word right now. PAYBACK!!! They had to distract us and blindside us to get us down, and the only thing they succeeded in doing was piss me off!

Fab: Well, what if I told you that The Dooleys were in fact sighted here at the arena?

Good. Because they probably think they're gonna get them some more, but tonight...the only thing their gonna get is a beatdown, SUPERsized.

He stares right into the camera.

This goes especially out to you Bull. You think you can outpower me a second time you spikey headed chump? Let's see how you do when I know it's coming, or...maybe you won't even see it coming, how do you like...them apples?

And he walks on ahead leaving Fab and everyone else to figure out what he meant...

[tEH dOOlEyS]

Later on in the show...

Roach: Well, there's still a whole lot more coming up tonight and...wait a minute...I'm receiving word right now that something's happened backstage. Do we have a camera in position to see what's going on? OK, let's go backstage here...

And the focus now is on that lone cameraman walking the halls backstage to find out what's happened, and going around a particular corner you could hear the faint sound of crying in the distance.

Buzz: Is that crying I'm hearing? A grown man crying?

Sure enough that's exactly what was the case, and the crybaby in question was poor little Punt Dooley on his knees besides Bull who was laid out on the ground with a dented folding chair not too far off from him.

Roach: It's The Dooleys, two of 'em anyway...and it looks like Bull is out cold!

Punt: They killed mah brother! Why Goddess Amber Gianni...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! *sob*

He shakes his fists in the air like in some epic movie.

Roach: I think I know who's responsible for this, one wild guess.

Punt: My brother, I shall avenge you tonight! TONIIIIIIIGHT!!! The vile and nefarious Samson shall pay for his treacherous deed! I will fall the evil heathen!!! YES!!! I SHALL SLAY THE EVIL BEAST!!!























TO ARMS!!!

The littlest Dooley rises to his feet suddenly transformed into a new personality. His hands on his hip standing majestically, he marches towards the ring, leaving Bull still laid out on the ground.

Buzz: Wait, does Punt think that he's some kind of hero or something? Like a valiant knight of some kind? Correct me if I'm wrong but...aren't they the ones who started this?

Roach: Personally, I didn't even know Punt had that deep a vocabulary.

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This theme suddnely plays in the MGM Grand...


Roach: Um, what the heck is going on here? Is that the Batman theme?

And the lights go dark, suddenly. As they come back up to normal we see Punt in the middle of the the ring in a black cape!

Punt: Samson! "Superman" Samson! You hit my brother! My poor, defenseless brother Bull! I have come to avenge my sweet brother Bullsy!

I am vengeance...

I am the ripper...

slasher...

I am the teeth of the night...













I AM PUNTMAN!!!

Roach: And I am very disturbed right now.

Punt: I'm calling you out to this ring to face me, because we ALLLLLL know that Batman can kick Superman's ass...

and in the name of the moon...I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!

Buzz: If it was Samson who knocked Bull out, can you please come out here and knock some sense into Punt for all of our sakes? Probably not even possible.