Not Getting Any Prettier (Sonya/Syrus/Spaz)

[daphney]

Glitter comes from Las Vegas, and as the sound of NIN's "Burn" begins to play, the fans give a hearty boo-fest towards Daphney who steps out onto the stage with an evil smile on her face. She looks striking different now from the last time she was seen. Gone was the crazy purple hair, replaced now by her natural jet black. How quickly the grin transformed as she made the way down to the ring, jaw-jacking with fans the whole time as result of the events that took place at ID08.

Rose: I think this right here completes a sort of transformation that we've seen on the part of Daphney. She's like a totally different person now!

Lucy: I don't know how it all happened or why, but she's become a sadistic psychopath! Did you see the look on her face when she DDT'd Sonya Robbins through that table?

Rose: As reluctant as I am to say it, here's the whole incident one more time. As you can see, it was after Syrus & Smason had beat the Dooleys that Daphney came out from the crowd of all places and started to scream at the Pearl Champion. We would soon see that it was all just a staged distraction so that the Dooleys could blindside the men. Here you see Bull with a shot from behind of Samson, the chair shot, the powerbomb, the tables being brought to the ring, and the Dooleys using that Dooley Death Drop to Syrus through one, and then after a shot from behind on Sonya right here...Daphney driving her through the second, and that smile? Sickening.

Even more sickening was this you see right here, Daphney licking the face literally of Spaz! I think that makes it pretty obvious what that whole ordeal was about right there!

The crowd looks on at the rewind of ID08, as does Daph who's now in the ring, back to grinning again.

Well...Well...Well!!! Wasn't that just beeeeeyoooteeefulll!!?? Oh, Oh, video jockeys in the back, can I get a copy of that, pleeeeeez!!!!

And she starts laughing hysterically.

I told you, Sonya...I TOLD YOU!!! It's not over...we're not finished by a long shot! You, you, you made a big mistake pissing off the wrong people! FIRST OF ALL, you're dumb-ass turned down only the most dreamiest guy in all of the XWA, my Spazzy-Wazzy!!!

Lucy: Did she just call Spaz Dooley "dreamy"? I...I think I need my ears checked or something...

Rose: No Lucy, you heard it right.

You're freaking loss toots! Now, he found himself a real woman! A woman who likes to play dirty and nasty...just...like...him! And that brings us to MISTAKE NUMERO DOS, you beat me at ID08! I was winning that match! I WAS WINNING!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!! ME!!! ME!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

You ruined it all dammit! RUUUUINED IT!!! But that's okay because I made you pay for it! I made you pay by sticking your skull through a table, HAHAHAHA!!!

More of that mad laughter...

Rose: This is getting a little disturbing right about now.

And I liked it Sonya, you have no idea how much I liked it. No, I looooooved it. I loved it so much that I want to do it again, and again and again! I want to make your life a living hell! I want to hurt you everytime I get the chance. Every single match you wrestle, I want you to have eyes in the back of your head, because when you least expect it, BAM!!! POW!!! BOOM!!!

After that outburst, she stares into the camera, looking sadistically evil with what she says next.

When I'm done with you, there's gonna be nothing left. You'll hand me that Pearl Championship as a plea for mercy...

Suddenly, it's Sonya's theme song that begins to play. That wicked smile appears again as she drops her mic, anticipating that thing are going to get physical again.

[Sonya Robbins]

Sonya's theme indeed did play, and the fans were electrified at the sight of her stepping out from backstage. There was no mic in her hands though, only a Band-Aid on her head and a scowl on her face as she marched towards the ring.

Rose: Oh boy, here comes Sonya and she looks pissed to the highest level of pissed-ivity! This is going to get worse before it gets better!!!

(all done with permission)

As Rose finished talking as if on cue, Sonya now dashes towards the ring and slides in. Daph immediately pounces onto her back with punches and stomps. After a few seconds of that, she picks Sonya up to her feet who instantly and suddenly retaliates with a right hand shot that sends Daphney backwards, followed by a wicked spear that sparks one huge "OHHHHHHH!!!" from the crowd as Daph goes right off of her feet. Sonya then mounts her full-guard UFC style and holds the woman's hair with her left as she rains down rights to her forehead.

Lucy: My god, I've never seen her this incensed before. Has everyone gone crazy here!?

Rose: That's a look of pure rage in Sonya's eyes right now. Daph is getting what she deserves! Hey, w...wait, WAIT A SECOND!!!

Lucy: What's he doing here?

The announcer's reaction comes from the sighting of a man who is quickly dashing to ring himself, and his intentions are probably not just to break this scuffle up...

[tEH dOOlEyS]

That man was Spaz, and the crowd's reaction was one of serious concern on Sonya's behalf...seeing as this guy probably wouldn't be too reluctant in striking her, or any woman for that matter...the bastard. He slides into the ring as Sonya continues to wail on his ladyfriend and grabs her from behind, pulling Sonya off and tossing her across the ring.

Spaz: That was mistake number three there, darlin'. You're on a roll now, ain'tcha!?

Daphney rises to her feet and stands by her man, now Sonya on her backside, creeping backwards...knowing that the odds have just changed unexpectedly.

Spaz cracks his knuckles and cracks a smile, not even paying attention to the apparent cheers of the crowd that have picked up. Something, or someone...has made a surprise visit of their own...

[Syrus The Entertainer]

And that man was Syrus, hopping out from the crowd over the barricades just like Daphney had the week before. She and Spaz didn't see him coming as he slid inside of the ring at first, but then Daphney did suddenly as he stood up, but then quickly squatted down in a pouncing position.

You could see her tapping Spaz's shoulder, but he wasn't paying her any mind, still think of how he was porbably going to put a hurting on Sonya. That's when it was Syrus who then moved up behind him and gently tapped his shoulder. By that time, Spaz could probably have figured out that he was in for some hurting himself from the look on his face. Slowly he turned around...

...and walked right into Syrus sliding into position for his electrifying finishing move! With a mighty lift, he hoisted Spaz high into the air and slammed him to the mat with that high and Uranage...

Rose: FTGDMFW!!! Spaz just got dropped! I'm loving it!!!

Syrus was clearly amped as he bounced right back to his feet, looking down at the man who helped take him and his friends out in New York. Now though, it was Daphney who was behind him, and looking pretty pissed off herself. She spun Syrus around and gave him stinging, stiff slap right to the face, screaming and cursing at him.

MEANWHILE...Sonya was now back on her feet, which Daph couldn't see obviously with her attention focussed on him. Syrus rubs his face a bit, then just simply smiles at the girl and says...

You really oughta look behind you.

[Sonya Robbins]

You could almost sensed the look of concern on Daphney's face. She knew right at that point exactly what it was that Syrus was talking about. Sonya was back on her feet and had one devious little smile on her face. Daphney turned around slowly, and as she did Sonya swiftly kicked her in her gut, then hoisted her up over her shoulder in position for her Death Valley Driver known as "The Red Red Kroovy".

The whole crowd was on their feet as Daph was about to get her just desserts and be driven down into the mat, but somehow she managed to wriggle out of it!

[daphney]

Narrowly she escaped one of Sonya's most effective techniques, the one she felt twice at ID08 in a failed attempted at the Pearl Championship. Spaz meanwhile managed to roll himself out of the ring, which is where she made her way over to, helping his groggy ass to his feet.

Daphney was grinning at the sight of Syrus holding Sonya back in the ring, who was livid that she couldn't finish the job on her this time around. She pointed to her head to indicate that she was too smart to get caught with that move again.

Oh no no no you don't bitch! It's gonna take more than the old "look behind you" to get the drop on me! Try again!

[Sonya Robbins]

She quickly grabbed the mic that was still laying in the ring after all this went down.

Don't you think for a second that you're getting off that easy! I don't need to hit you from behind to kick your ass, I want you face to face, right here tonight, and you can bring that country bumpkin down to ringside to watch if he wants to see me beat you again!

Just like you said, we're not done yet. Not by a long shot!

[daphney]

Ooooooooooooooooh!? Did I hit a soft spot? YOU'RE ON BITCH!!!

Daph didn't need a mic for everyone to hear her accept Sonya's challenge. That match being made, she and Spaz slowly (him more slowly that her of course ;D ) headed backstage.

[Sonya Robbins]

Sonya was breathing heavy from the sheer anger and fire in her gut right now towards Daphney. Her themesong even pissed the woman off right now. Syrus came up from behind though and tried to calm her down, wrapping an arm around her hip as he whispered something to her off the mic. It didn't go unnoticed by the announce team...

Rose: Well, look at that. We've been talking about this apparent relationship now between Daphney and Spaz, but there's been rumors going on about these two as well.

Lucy: Doesn't look like a rumor to me, now does it?

Rose: I don't know, maybe their they're just good friends now?

Lucy: Yeah, right...friends with benefits. A woman doesn't let you put your hand there unless she wants you to.

Rose: You have a point there...well, anyway...looks like it's gonna be Daph and Sonya here tonight, and I guess the men will be in the corners of their ladies. This will be good and violent. I love it!

TBC