Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Aug 11, 2008 19:01:07 GMT -5
The sound of Jimi Hendrix's "Fire" begins to play inside of the MGM Grand.
Buzz: Well, you know what this means, you knew that this was coming. The new XWA World Champion is in the building!
And that he was. Looking as sexy as sexy does, donning the most flashy fur coat imaginable over his tight, toned body...Robby Sylk stepped out to the usual scene, photographers trying to get their shots so to speak as he held the championship belt high for all to see. It was like a regular Hollywood gala, the red carpet was rolled down the aisle and confetti raining down onto the arena.
Roach: So this is what we can expect in this Gold* Era of his? I feel like I'm at an awards show or something!
Buzz: Hey, hey, ease up Roachy! This is a celebration here! I wonder where the drinks are...
Roach: Not on the job, Berman.
Finally Sylk stepped into the ring. The reaction from the Vegas crowd was a mixed at best, but for the man who was on top of the world and now on top of the XWA, he really didn't care who was "in his corner" or not. He held the title up to the sky one more time, flaunting it for all it was worth for all who were watching...and then it was that he turned his attention to the microphone.
Ladies and gentlemen...you, Las Vegas, Nevada, Sin City, have the distinct honor of being the home of the world premiere of the GOLD*ERA!!! World, you are in for the ride of your lives. I couldn't have picked a better place to be right now than here. This is where the action is...money, women, more women, it's really Robby Sylk's kind of town!
I think of all of the great performers who've come through this city. Liberace! Wayne Newton! Celine Dion! Okay...so maybe they all weren't that great, hahaha...but there is one star that shines the brightest of them all, and he's got a shine like pure platinum baby, and that's me...THE R*!!!
The Highlight of the Night! Sex & Violence Personified! You don't believe me? Well, ask the other five guys who stepped into The American Classic! I bet none of you were thinking that I was gonna pull it off didn't you? Oh, I know everyone was on Bain's jock still, and Magnus and Primo too, like they were the favorites? No...I was the favorite! Like I said before the match, when I'm on, I'm untouchable, and I was on in MSG. I was practically running on auto-pilot, and I rode it out all the way to the top, just like I said I would!
But I know that there are still some people out there who're not yet "true believers", and there's one man in particular that I want to address right now. Xander. Xavier. Luther.
A huge pop comes from the man's name being spoken.
The so-called "uncrowned champion". I'll be the last person to actually call you that, Luther. What I will call you is the luckiest man alive. Not once, XXL, not once but TWICE you managed to eke out a win against me, when I was clearly kicking your ass!
Roach: XXL is the only man to beat Sylk one on one this year as a matter of fact...
That cage match though, that's the one that really ticked me off. I was right there, RIGHT THERE, sitting on the top about to go over, and your overgrown ass somehow managed to get up and shake me off, crashing me down back to the mat. I was on dream street after that and by the time I came to you were already over the top. You have no idea how much that pissed me off, XXL. No idea at all...
Before Sylk could continue on though, the sound of XXL's new theme came blowing through the speakers, and the fans came to their feet...
Buzz: Well, you know what this means, you knew that this was coming. The new XWA World Champion is in the building!
And that he was. Looking as sexy as sexy does, donning the most flashy fur coat imaginable over his tight, toned body...Robby Sylk stepped out to the usual scene, photographers trying to get their shots so to speak as he held the championship belt high for all to see. It was like a regular Hollywood gala, the red carpet was rolled down the aisle and confetti raining down onto the arena.
Roach: So this is what we can expect in this Gold* Era of his? I feel like I'm at an awards show or something!
Buzz: Hey, hey, ease up Roachy! This is a celebration here! I wonder where the drinks are...
Roach: Not on the job, Berman.
Finally Sylk stepped into the ring. The reaction from the Vegas crowd was a mixed at best, but for the man who was on top of the world and now on top of the XWA, he really didn't care who was "in his corner" or not. He held the title up to the sky one more time, flaunting it for all it was worth for all who were watching...and then it was that he turned his attention to the microphone.
Ladies and gentlemen...you, Las Vegas, Nevada, Sin City, have the distinct honor of being the home of the world premiere of the GOLD*ERA!!! World, you are in for the ride of your lives. I couldn't have picked a better place to be right now than here. This is where the action is...money, women, more women, it's really Robby Sylk's kind of town!
I think of all of the great performers who've come through this city. Liberace! Wayne Newton! Celine Dion! Okay...so maybe they all weren't that great, hahaha...but there is one star that shines the brightest of them all, and he's got a shine like pure platinum baby, and that's me...THE R*!!!
The Highlight of the Night! Sex & Violence Personified! You don't believe me? Well, ask the other five guys who stepped into The American Classic! I bet none of you were thinking that I was gonna pull it off didn't you? Oh, I know everyone was on Bain's jock still, and Magnus and Primo too, like they were the favorites? No...I was the favorite! Like I said before the match, when I'm on, I'm untouchable, and I was on in MSG. I was practically running on auto-pilot, and I rode it out all the way to the top, just like I said I would!
But I know that there are still some people out there who're not yet "true believers", and there's one man in particular that I want to address right now. Xander. Xavier. Luther.
A huge pop comes from the man's name being spoken.
The so-called "uncrowned champion". I'll be the last person to actually call you that, Luther. What I will call you is the luckiest man alive. Not once, XXL, not once but TWICE you managed to eke out a win against me, when I was clearly kicking your ass!
Roach: XXL is the only man to beat Sylk one on one this year as a matter of fact...
That cage match though, that's the one that really ticked me off. I was right there, RIGHT THERE, sitting on the top about to go over, and your overgrown ass somehow managed to get up and shake me off, crashing me down back to the mat. I was on dream street after that and by the time I came to you were already over the top. You have no idea how much that pissed me off, XXL. No idea at all...
Before Sylk could continue on though, the sound of XXL's new theme came blowing through the speakers, and the fans came to their feet...