Who's Kwik? (o2 Van Hayden)

[kwik]

Aight, aight, aight...shut ya damn mouths up, you Boston SUCKAZ.

The cocky young new comer Kwik Williams steps into the arena. It was clear he had no love lost for this Boston crowd.

WhenI signed my XWA contract, I was pumped. It was like YEA...head fo' the BIG TIME. Then I found out I was gonna be makin' my debut in BOSTON. Beantown. Home of the sucka ass BOSTON CELTICS.

The boos pour out even more as Kwik continues to spit his ante Boston venom.

So what, you think cuz you got Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen that yall team is still goin' somewhere? PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHLEEEEEZE. This town is like it's b-ball team, stuck in on STUPID. unlike MY home team, The LA LAKERS. Hooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllla!!!

Roach: Oh man. I hope this guy's got a tank waiting for him in the parking lot...

Now inside the ring, Kwik continues.

You see, my city... is the city of ANGELS. Tinsel town, baby. Where the stars shine and the women are FINE. Which I can't say fa' here. What's the song say??? "THERE'S SOME HO'S IN DIS HOUSE!!!" HAAA HAAA!!! I look out in this crowd and I see some of the UGLIEST creatures on earth. God musta' took the day off when he made summa yall, fa' REAL.

The crowd boos him even more.

And then, to top it off, I get matched up against some dude named VAN HAYDEN. Van Hayden??? What kinda sucka ass name is that? Sounds like a quarterback from Yale. Van. Who the hell calls himself Van? SO I went, and I did a lil research on Mr. Van. And he's got some skill. If you call beaten some Cradle of Filth reject mental case "Skillful". So this is how it's goin' down. Tonight, I get to show Van Hayden some REAL talent. And I get to show you "Beanheads" something you aint seen in the TD Banknorth Garden is a LONG ASS TIME.

A WINNER.

The smug and cocky Kwik smirks, satisfied with his first appearance on XWA TV. But it was short lived, as the music of his opponent for the evening sounds on the PA...

[van]

Spineshank's Forgotten begins to play, and Van Hayden makes his appearance in the arena. Already in his ring gear, Van marches down to the ring and stands face up with Kwik. He stares at him for a moment, then swipes the mic from his hand and speaks.

Kwik, when I found out I'd be booked tonight versus another new jack, I was a bit worried. I mean, here I am thinking I'd been matched up against some new 7 footer, and what I get is the Los Angeles version of Diddy. That's a LOAD off of my chest. But jokes aside, you've got heart. I mean, being from LA, and mouthing off about BOSTON's team...IN BOSTON??? That's guts. But the BIG question is, can you back up all that trash you seem to like to talk?

Can Kwik own up to his words?

[kwik]

Can I...did you just...OH HELL NAW!!!

Kwik grabs the mic back from him to respond.

Is you questionin' my MANHOOD? Is you sayin' I'm a MARK? You think I got ANYTHING to fear from these Boston BASTIDS??? HEEEELLLLLLLZ NO. As as fa' you not bein' WORRIED. You damn well should be. Because I'm fast like lightin' and I hit like a freight train, SUCKA. With style and grace, watch as I dance all ova' yo' FACE. I ain't the greatest dude in wrestling...but I will be. And it's gonna start tonight, when I...

Whoop...dat...ass...

Satisfied with his comeback, Kwik motions for Van to "hold on", and the mockingly starts doing the crip walk in the ring.

[van]

Van stands shaking his head as this Kwik Williams decides to cut a rug. Not amused, She snatches the mic right back from him and responds.

You know Kwik, you're a good lookin' guy. A nice dresser. And that's nice lookin' bling you got there. But I don't think you get what you're gettin' yourself into. Because I don't play very nice with others, especially guys who don't take me seriously. Those kinda guys get hurt. And I wouldn't wanna bust up that pretty face of yours. So I'll tell you what, You can either stop dancing and BONE UP to the fact that you're stepping in the ring with 100% PURE BADASS, or you can continue making yourself look like one of those rappers, and I can shove this MIC down your throat.

The tone of the situation changes fast as Van has clearly sent a loud shot in the air. How would Kwik respond?

[kwik]

He'd managed to get Kwik's full attention with that last comment. He steps in close to him, and grabs his hand to raise the mic to his mouth.

If I ain't hear right, I'd say yo' PUNK ass just tried to disrespect me. And I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW my ears aint playin' tricks on me.

[/b]

The situation was starting to get tense.

Buzz: I don't know about where YOU'RE from, Mikey. But where I'M from we call those FIGHTIN' WORDS. This could get interesting.

Roach: What you you call interesting, most people call a melee. I'm hoping cooler head will prevail, but this is XWA. Since when does THAT ever happen?[/center]

[van]

Van tilts the mic back in his direction to respond.

I'm sorry to tell you, Kwik...but your ears ARE playing tricks on you. Because I didn't just TRY to disrespect you. Everyone in the building would say I SUCCEEDED in disrespecting you.

So what are you gonna do about it, "Playa"?

Van was ready for war. Was Kwik ready himself?

[kwik]

As the crowd "Oohs" and "Aahs" at Van's tough talk, Kwik came that close to showing him what he was gonna do about it. But taking the mic from Van's grasp, Kwik steps back to respond.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH no. I see what you'z tryin' ta' do. You tryin' ta' set a Brutha up. Get all these fans behind you and egg me on into CLOCKIN' yo' ass so you can come on backstage and have a reason to punk me out before the match. OH HELLZ NO!!! Not happenin', Pahd'na. And I aint gonna give these PUNK ASS Boston fans the pleasure of seein' me fight fa' free. HELLZ NO. You and me...We gon' settle this lata' ta'night. Until then, you can take ya' lil' Hot Topic hoody and stick it up yo ASS, PLAYA.

Kwik drops the mic and backs up from Van. He slides out of the ring as the fans boo the crap out of him. Let them think he was tuckin' tail and running. He wasn't. He was picking his spot. And that spot would be later on, one on one.

[van]

Van walks over and pics up the mic to speak his final reply.

I've got a better plan. Me and my lil Hot Topic hoody are gonna be in this ring waitin' for ya. And instead of sticking "It" up my ass, I'm gonna stick my FOOT up YOURS.

Van's music plays and he drops the mic. He hops up on the second rop, egging Kwik to come back to the ring. The scene cuts to the next segment.

The End