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Post by wrath on Aug 6, 2007 23:34:25 GMT -5
the camera pans in showing joey dressed as steve irwin in a swamp like setting wow didnt see ya there friends..now i know i lost my match with huggies but that does not discourage me because he did not kill me...so what am i gonna do..make fun of sabby and his crew even more..i would like to bring you the first episode of..joey curtis: roidodile hunter..joey drops a salmon on a stuff animal crocodile acting like he is feeding it now i know what your all asking..joey whats a roidodile? well it simple for people like you and me..very hard to understand for people like sabby...o'dell..and higby who's IQ is in the single digits just below a blubbery hunk of whale shit..so ill make it simple..joey reaches into a bag of holds a bunch on photos you see..this is higby now..
holds up the first picture  now just before getting in bed...par say with sabby this is what he used to look like holds up another picture  you see...for things better left unsaid sabby gave higby..the camera comes in tight and the lights go dark STEROIDS the camera and lights go back to normal and joey smirks
well i hope i opened your eyes just abit my friends..untill next time when i show you the effects roids had on former champion O'dell..remember roids are bad..they ruin wrestling...and spawn people like higby..now do you really want that?the camera fades away to message that says "this message has been brought to you by the letter A...for the Ass kicking sabby will get..and the 3 for the amount of brain cells in sabastards head for thinking he can bring me down" |
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Post by sab on Aug 6, 2007 23:52:05 GMT -5
The fun and games end quickly, As Sabastien steps out onto the stage. A vile smirk on his face. The last few days had been music to his ears. Seeing Curtis' hopes crushed under the weight of a chokeslam. Gallas was here to "Cash his check" yet again...
That's cute. Entertaining. Stupid as all hell, but entertaining. But the time for stupid pet tricks and sophomoric antics is DONE. Now...as I recall, after ID07's match, a little stipulation was made in your match versus The Colossus. That being, should you win, you get a shot at me at Solstice. Simple. And if The Colossus won, I basically get to do with you wnat I want. And As I can recall...
He snaps his fingers, and footage of the final moments of his Last Rights match air over the jumbotron.
The match didn't end so well for you, did it? Despite your best efforts. Desite the fact that you hit Higby with EVERYTHING you could muster, it took him but one chokeslam to seal your FATE. Fitting. Because what happend to you that night is going to seem like a CAKE WALK this evening.
He lowers his mic, as if allowing Joey final words before he dulls out his death sentence...
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Post by wrath on Aug 7, 2007 0:30:28 GMT -5
joey shows up on the jumbotron with a smirk
yeah yeah yeah i lost big whoop..but you failed also..you failed because you pet left me breathing..so i picked myself up and came back for more..you know why..because you cant get rid of me sabastard...so what do you have planned? a last man standing with me vs 3 guys..or maybe a on a pole match..or a pole on a pole..or a midget holds a pole on a pole last man standing..because no matter what you throw at me...no matter how badly i lose... i will keep comming back untill im dead!..
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Post by sab on Aug 7, 2007 0:50:03 GMT -5
Sabastien laughs...
Oh, Mr. Curtis. Naive as usual. If I wanted you gone, I'dve had Vikram finish you off MONTHS ago. I few days ago, I had a discussion with another XWA employee. And I revealed to him that well...I'm a bit of a sadist. I take pleasure in the suffering of others. And I've been taking pleasure in YOUR suffering for quite some time. Just like I will be TONIGHT.
He smirks...
And why is that? Simple. Because again I get to make an example of you. But this time in a way that will not JUST break your body, but your SPIRIT. And that's because tonight, in that ring...you're going to be in action. And your opponent? Why your old friend Vikram.
The crowd boos heavily.
Buzz: Oh man. Curtis has to take on VIKRAM just days after facing Higby? That's NUTS!!!
Roach: And this is the guy running the show. This guy's just a plain old jackass.
Oh wait...there's more. You see, Vikram won't be the ONLY person you'll be facing tonight. No no. You'll ALSO be facing the man you were beaten by at Last Rights, THE COLOSSUS.
Buzz: JEEZUS!!! He's sending Curtis int the ring with a PAIR of animals!!!
I think they call it...ah yes...a HANDICAP MATCH. Yes. An example indeed. And seeing as your two "friends" will be quite busy themselves, there might not be much LEFT of you to "stand up" to me. Because I don't ask of you to stand up, Mr. Curtis, all I ask is for you to kneel...
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Post by wrath on Aug 7, 2007 1:10:47 GMT -5
joey looks shocked and dis hearted abit..then laughs hard
the idea of kneeling, it's, uh, you see, slaughtering those two men of yours is gonna leave a nasty cramp in my leg so kneeling will be hard for me
joey smirks and scratches his chin
the thing is...if i go down sabby...im going down in a blaze of glory..and taking as many as i can down with me..because of hope...yeah hope..the hope that your to ogres are gonna be idiots and im gonna pull a fast one on you...you know it might happen..and its gonna be a blast to see your face when my hand is raise after slaying your giants...
joey disappears off screen then reappears with a battle helm
JOEY!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY
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Post by sab on Aug 7, 2007 1:17:43 GMT -5
He found Joey's antics amusing...but clearly he didn't get what was being offered...
I don't think you comprehend, Mr. Curtis. I'm giving you a choice, for I AM a kind man. I'll spare you imminent doom at the hands of Vikram and Higby tonight, if you simply yield your submission to me. Accept that I am absolute, and I allow you to continue making your living in XWA. Refuse me, and I'll see to it that you are left broken HUSK of a man, begging for mercy.
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Post by wrath on Aug 7, 2007 1:25:13 GMT -5
joey see what he was offering now and for once is silent for a moment and thinks
well that was very unexpected...before i even think about this..why offer me this..i dont see you offering jon kyan XXL or anyone else this..is it because you think less of me standing up to you? you think that because i openly said that some of these fans are idiots that i will just walk into you camp...
or i know you most likely wont say it but..do i annoy you that much that you cant stand me poking and poking and poking so you offer me a job?
joey tilts his head
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Post by sab on Aug 7, 2007 1:40:43 GMT -5
He smirks...
Fool. I'm not offering you a JOB. You'd hardly be worth even having around as JANITOR in GGE. What I'm offering you, is the ability to go on with your so called "career" in XWA in exchange for YOU admitting your WEAKNESS for everyone to hear. An act of submission. I want to hear you ADMIT TO THE WORLD that you are a pathetic farce of a wrestler. When I hear those words, I'll let you be. But if not, I DESTROY you as an example to ANYONE else that to defy me, is to seal your fate.
Now MAKE THE CHOICE. Admit you weakness, or face you annihilation.[/font]
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Post by wrath on Aug 7, 2007 1:49:41 GMT -5
well since you put it like that...
joey disapears again only for sliver by ozzy play over the PA system and joey to come out from the back with a mic, joey then does the unthinkable...he drops to his knees and looks down to the ground
Sabastien...i beg you spare me...spare me..the chance to show you the fact that once this is over you will be like a cheap hoe..face down ass up..and humiliated
the fans cheer as joey still kneels
i beg you to put me in that match..so i can go down in a blaze of glory and go down fighting!...
joey now stands looking down Sabastien with a smile walks towards him with a evil look on his face
i beg you to show me what pain you will inflict on me...i beg you to make a example of me!....
joey now look like hes gonna go insane
COME ON..CALL DOWN YOUR GOON SQUAD..SO I CAN TAKE YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME!!
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