Post by spaceinvaders on Aug 5, 2008 9:27:46 GMT -5
Many fans were asking what had happened with the team known as the Space Invaders, they were contracted and just had one match, where they lost their spaceship, and the disappearance of their spaceship marked their disappearance aswell.
Suddenly Sarah Warfield was contacted by the XWA Sanitation Comitee. She had been sent an e-mail with the title: "Your Newest Diamonds"
Dear Sarah:
Our recently health checks have revealed valuable information that you must know, firstly we know that one of your contracted Diamonds, Christina Ann Marie Dixon, has given positive in our random Cannabis test. However she claimed that she only consumed the drug in the privacy of her apartment, obviously we would demand that you economically sanction your worker. But Miss Dixon's test isn't what worries us the most.
The contracted anonymous tag team known as the Space Invaders have been revealed to be both females, due to their lack of male genitalia. When they were questioned about it, they claimed that they had "mixed up and confused the gonads" what makes us guess they are transgendered people, what we can't know with detail is that if they are men who wanted to become women or women who wanted to become man. Only one thing is for sure, they aren't legally men, therefore they can't compete in the male division.
We suppose that there will be no trouble moving them from their division to the Diamond Division. And of course we are sure that they won't be discriminated, when you have two openly homosexual women in your show.
Thank you and please Sarah if you have a chance to see their original faces when they aren't wearing those masks, you would make us a great favor into deciding what they really are.
Best Wishes, Frank
That e-mail had been sent by Frank Fitzgerald, chief of XWA Sanitation. Well they were bad news for Sarah Warfield, she had to deal with two newest additions that would sure bring controversy, but on the other hand they were good for catapulting the Sapphire titles.
Suddenly the door opened as the recently female Space Invaders made their way into Sarah's office
Salutations female Earthicle. We were told by a male Earthicle wearing a white coat, that we should be here, instead of we were originally. We were making our study about Earthicle inventors, such as Thomas Edison.
Great Earthicle inventor, but he doesn't reach the level of our far superior technology, so before condemning your lousy planet to a life of slavery, let us show you how far we, Taitonians are in our inventions
The Space Invaders reveal something that looks like an iPod.
This is our Heat Teleporter. Look, we'll show you how it works, so you can get an idea of how fast you'll perish! I'll warm your Coffea canephora
The Space Invader "fires" his Heat Teleporter into Sarah's coffee cup, however they don't realize they are giving way too much heat, causing Sarah's coffee to boil and eventually vaporize in a matter of seconds
Curse you! Commander Bubble Booble! Uh... There must be some loose screw ;D Well if you let me fix it...
However before the Space Invaders can comically cause more trouble, Sarah cuts them off...
Suddenly Sarah Warfield was contacted by the XWA Sanitation Comitee. She had been sent an e-mail with the title: "Your Newest Diamonds"
Dear Sarah:
Our recently health checks have revealed valuable information that you must know, firstly we know that one of your contracted Diamonds, Christina Ann Marie Dixon, has given positive in our random Cannabis test. However she claimed that she only consumed the drug in the privacy of her apartment, obviously we would demand that you economically sanction your worker. But Miss Dixon's test isn't what worries us the most.
The contracted anonymous tag team known as the Space Invaders have been revealed to be both females, due to their lack of male genitalia. When they were questioned about it, they claimed that they had "mixed up and confused the gonads" what makes us guess they are transgendered people, what we can't know with detail is that if they are men who wanted to become women or women who wanted to become man. Only one thing is for sure, they aren't legally men, therefore they can't compete in the male division.
We suppose that there will be no trouble moving them from their division to the Diamond Division. And of course we are sure that they won't be discriminated, when you have two openly homosexual women in your show.
Thank you and please Sarah if you have a chance to see their original faces when they aren't wearing those masks, you would make us a great favor into deciding what they really are.
Best Wishes, Frank
That e-mail had been sent by Frank Fitzgerald, chief of XWA Sanitation. Well they were bad news for Sarah Warfield, she had to deal with two newest additions that would sure bring controversy, but on the other hand they were good for catapulting the Sapphire titles.
Suddenly the door opened as the recently female Space Invaders made their way into Sarah's office
Salutations female Earthicle. We were told by a male Earthicle wearing a white coat, that we should be here, instead of we were originally. We were making our study about Earthicle inventors, such as Thomas Edison.
Great Earthicle inventor, but he doesn't reach the level of our far superior technology, so before condemning your lousy planet to a life of slavery, let us show you how far we, Taitonians are in our inventions
The Space Invaders reveal something that looks like an iPod.
This is our Heat Teleporter. Look, we'll show you how it works, so you can get an idea of how fast you'll perish! I'll warm your Coffea canephora
The Space Invader "fires" his Heat Teleporter into Sarah's coffee cup, however they don't realize they are giving way too much heat, causing Sarah's coffee to boil and eventually vaporize in a matter of seconds
Curse you! Commander Bubble Booble! Uh... There must be some loose screw ;D Well if you let me fix it...
However before the Space Invaders can comically cause more trouble, Sarah cuts them off...
How did you get that thing past security anyway?
