Post by mob on Aug 1, 2008 0:23:33 GMT -5
The Mobstaz stand in the ring following a previous match. The fellas were noticably more serious then their usual happy go lucky selves, and with good reason. The Burns had thrown a major curveball at Hoodlum in the form of his ex-Girlfriend Donita Betrill, who claimed he was the father of her child. The Burns Brothers made it personal, so the fellas were poised to do the same.
Unda' normal circumstances, I'd be happy to be back on the Eastside. Back in NYC. But Ray and Matt Burns ruined that. As you all know, they've been runnin' around the last few weeks wit' my ONE of my Ex's, a chick I ain't seen in four years, claimin' I'm her baby-daddy. Now I've been tryin' ta' handle this is a civilized manner behind the scenes, but they wanna play dirty. Donita done denied me a Paternity test.
The MSG crowd boos the latest scheme of The Burns and Donita.
Yea, I know. So when in doubt, fight it out my pops used to tell me. Hit 'em, G.
This is how it's goin' down, fellas. You see, there's a nice, big, FAT Cell hangin' over our heads. Yea, the one that Jasta and Nedermeyer are gonna be scrappin' in. So me and Hoody here got ta' thinkin' why should we let it go to waste on just one match? I'ma make this real simple, fellas. The two of you, versus the two of us, in a Tornado Tag Cell Match. And if we win? My homie Hood here gets his Paternity Test. And to make sure that you two chumps don't try anymore funny stuff, we went to any outside source to make SURE he gets it, and gets it right.
As G finishes, a man steps out from the stage. The crowd was in shock on who it was...
Buzz: W...w...what the??? That's...MAURY POVICH??? What the HELL is going on here?
Roach: I see exactly what's happening here. This is getting better by the minute.
Maury joins the Mobstaz in the ring, and G hands him his mic.
Maury: I am a HUGE fan of XWA, and a huge fan of The Mobstaz. So when I heard that Hoodlum here was having this problem, I had to step in. So I contacted him personally, and said that if he could get some kind of agreement made with his Ex, we will have the Paternity Test done and revealed...on the Wednesday taping of my show.
The crowd bursts into a ear shattering cheer.
Roach: I told you this was gonna get good.
So there you have it, fellas. You versus us tonight, in a Cell. If we win, we take it to Maury's house. If we lose? Hell...I'll knuckle up and pay the damn Child Support no questions asked. So what's it gonna be, boys?
Unda' normal circumstances, I'd be happy to be back on the Eastside. Back in NYC. But Ray and Matt Burns ruined that. As you all know, they've been runnin' around the last few weeks wit' my ONE of my Ex's, a chick I ain't seen in four years, claimin' I'm her baby-daddy. Now I've been tryin' ta' handle this is a civilized manner behind the scenes, but they wanna play dirty. Donita done denied me a Paternity test.
The MSG crowd boos the latest scheme of The Burns and Donita.
Yea, I know. So when in doubt, fight it out my pops used to tell me. Hit 'em, G.
This is how it's goin' down, fellas. You see, there's a nice, big, FAT Cell hangin' over our heads. Yea, the one that Jasta and Nedermeyer are gonna be scrappin' in. So me and Hoody here got ta' thinkin' why should we let it go to waste on just one match? I'ma make this real simple, fellas. The two of you, versus the two of us, in a Tornado Tag Cell Match. And if we win? My homie Hood here gets his Paternity Test. And to make sure that you two chumps don't try anymore funny stuff, we went to any outside source to make SURE he gets it, and gets it right.
As G finishes, a man steps out from the stage. The crowd was in shock on who it was...
Buzz: W...w...what the??? That's...MAURY POVICH??? What the HELL is going on here?
Roach: I see exactly what's happening here. This is getting better by the minute.
Maury joins the Mobstaz in the ring, and G hands him his mic.
Maury: I am a HUGE fan of XWA, and a huge fan of The Mobstaz. So when I heard that Hoodlum here was having this problem, I had to step in. So I contacted him personally, and said that if he could get some kind of agreement made with his Ex, we will have the Paternity Test done and revealed...on the Wednesday taping of my show.
The crowd bursts into a ear shattering cheer.
Roach: I told you this was gonna get good.
So there you have it, fellas. You versus us tonight, in a Cell. If we win, we take it to Maury's house. If we lose? Hell...I'll knuckle up and pay the damn Child Support no questions asked. So what's it gonna be, boys?