Secret of United States- Chapter 1: Agent K

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

The last time you saw Kelon was when he was smacked in the back of the head violently with a wooden bat. He was recovering from head trauma and as soon as he exited the hositial he was kidnapped in a van.

Location: Undisclosed
Time: 9:18 am
Date: July 15

The van has just arrived to an Undisclosed Location and Kelon is knocked out by the cloride that covered his mouth. Men in suits puts him in a dark room then a show light beams on Kelon face and a man splashes cold water on his face.

What the Fuck! *paints* What's going on *Kelon looks up at the President of United States and a group of men in suits behind him* Bush?

Yes it me in the flesh G.W.Bush. We Understand that you have career in the wrestling industry but come on I followed your matches and you pretty much suck. Ya know hmm hmm ya know.

Kelon looked on around the room not paying attenchion to the President

You are here to serve you country.

What got to IRAQ

No, have you ever watched 007.

Yeah who haven't

Ma granddauter, just playing but guess what your James Bond! Here's you trainner Barnavis Mayes.

A tall black man walkes out of the crowd of men in suits

Hello, Kelon. I hope that you are ready for your training because we need you. *Bush leaves the room* You going to start right now * He punches Kelon right in the face* Self Defense!

Kelon swings a couple of times

Don't attack me *catches his punch and drop him with a two piece and a leg trip. He suits his tie and fixes his collor* Let me attack.

Your just standing their, attack me!

A man strikes at Kelon and he stumbles. He looks around and Barnavis kicks him in the back then a man hits him with a floresen lightblub. Kelon drops on his ass.

Why aren't you defending yourself!

Kelon gets up, strenghtend up, and get in his boxing stance.

Come on!! *A man strikes but kelon dodges and and gives him a hard one to the gut* Come on

The same man but this time expects Kelon to duck and guesses right. So he lifts his knee and Kelon catches a knee to the face. Another man follows up and knees Kelon in the stomach. Kelon falls to the floor so Barnavis runs and kicks Kelon right in the face. Barnavis goes for another swing but Kelon catches it and twists it. Barnavis flips out of the arm twist and arm drags him. Kelon rolls into a handstand and lands on his feet. A kick flyes his way so Kelon catches it and spins him into a attacking Barnavis. All the men in suits ran in on Kelon and threw a punch but kelon did a Johnny Cage split. All the men in suits hit each other in the face. Barnavis regrouped himself and began to speak

Good, very good.

Four hours pass and all his training is complete.

Congrats, usually it will take about 6 monthes to complete it. Your special, you know that glow in your eyes.

Yeah it's a genetic disorder

No, it's a genetic inhancement! The special abititly to slow down time with you eyes and to predict the aftermath of your physical actions. *He lifts his gun and shoots at Kelons*

What the fuck! Why are you shooting at me?

*He shoots again* Use your ability. *Shoots again* Use it!!

Kelon uses his eyes and watches the bullets pass by him. He looks at the smoke scratch the air then time rush back at him. All of a sudden the men in suits pulls out their p40's and go to work on Kelon. Kelon does a kip-up over three bullets and goes into a headspin to dodge four. Stops opens his legs for another four to pass by. He lands on his stomach and pushes himself in the air to dodge five bullets. He gets up and spins out MJ styles from two bullets.

*Barnavis raises his hand and signals them to stop* Good job Kelon *He claps his hands and so does everyone else* You are going to now use the second ability, go ahead Pablo fight Kelon.

Kelon gets in him boxing stance and tries to foucus on his first attack. He invision himself attacking Pablo and Pablo catching his hand and punching him. Kelon goes for it but as soon as he grabs his wrist he gives him an elbow. Kelon invisions Pablo kicking and Pablo does it. So Kelon catches it and punches Pablo in the face then gives him a larit knockind Pablo out cold.

Are you ready for your first mission?

Sure, I feel great.

Kill Pablo*He hands Kelon a gun* Come we don't have all day

Why?

He killed member in the furturinty and mess up an important mission.

Kelon shoots him admeditly

Mission Complete Agent K.

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

Kelon was at the end of his Mission Training when Barnavis comes into the room. Kelon was Mixed Martial Arts training in the SOUS DOJO. Barnavis walks in the middle of a punch grabs it and ask the trainers to step aside.

I guess that your wondering why you have to train Hapkido, Wrestling, and Boxing. Well your going to Las Vegas to cage fight to grab the attenion of Vinnie Miles. He owe's 5 million dollars to the Bank of USA.

Isn't that Bank of America

No. Of America and Of USA is very different. He's been dodging us for a year now.

Damn, I would have thought guy would have captured him already.

We did but he got out when his entourage bust in his room for celebration. I was going to kill him myself. What you have to do is break these Las Vegas records. *Passes Kelon a couple of records* When you do this you'll gain his attention and he will ask you to join his street team of cage fighters.

Wait! How do you know all of this.

We plan out everything before we give you the mission. But remeber this is your last mission that I help you out and walk you threw.

You got an idea for what on who I'm fighting?

Anderson Sliva.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That guy is going to kill me. He is going to get away with murder. I can't fight MMA I've only been doing this for two weeks man!

That gave me enought time to hype you up to Dana White. He's got your video and we got you fighting us in the parkinglot on youtube too. You are the man to beat in UFC and everybody knows your wrestling backround. So if you get anybody in your face don't attack just let it flow. Back to the mission, after you impress the man bring him to a privite place and kill him. Nobody can't see you leave or enter so you'll have to make sure the room have window of some sort. After words to make it not seem so obvisous you killed him go to the after party. But no drunk driving.

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

Kelon was sitting in his lockerroom waiting for his call but fellow UFC competer comes in. Tito Ortiz

Oh shit your Tito Ortiz

Save it buddy. First it Tank Abbot now it's you. You wrestlers should die or stay in your companies.

Wow, what's with the hostility....

Shut the hell up! If you beat Anderson I'll go in that cage myself and kick your ass.

Tito leaves the room and his trainer comes in and gets Kelon ready for the match. Kelons song comes on "The Mechanic" by G-Unit. He stands up, puts on his entrances costume (Cobra Commander Costume) and the camera man comes in and records him coming from the locker room. As Kelon comes out so Mike & Dana talk about him. When he gets in he gets the vaseline treatment and does some quick jabs to the air to get pumped up. Andersons music comes on and the lights goes out "Sunshine" by DMX comes on and Kelon heart races the 100 yards dash. He runs a ring around the cage to warm up and Kelon takes off his suit.

Ref: Are you ready

Yeah

Anderson nods his head and the bell rangs. Kelon invisions him self doing a kick to the side but Silva does the same as he done to James Irvin. So kelon invisions himself doing a flurry and kelon hit only one punch knocks him out. Everything he can think of he ended up getting knocked out so he never landed a punch nor did Silva.

The second round Kelon clinches in with Sliva into the cage and speaks in portugese.

Eu sei que você quer encontrar-me. *he knees him in the stomach* Strike mim.

Você perderá

Silva knees him in the gut then punches and kicks Kelon in the face and crowd goes crazy. Silva tries to finsh him but Kelon blocks it off clinching in again. He head butts so the Ref gives him a warning. Kelon goes for an armbar and Silva turns it into a ankle lock. Kelon gives a good kick in the face and can't get out he kicks out again and escapes. He raises up and Silva squares off with Kelon again. They toss a couple of jabs here and there and the round ends.

The second round Kelon bursts out of his corner like a cannon with a knee lift to the chest. He gives Silva a round house kick and tries to be unpredictable as ever but it cost him a back elbow, a knee to the gut then a takedown to the floor. This was the point and record he needed to past it was a bout to come to desicion. He longest lasting guy in the cage with Silva. Silva was pounding on Kelon and Kelon was reverses a couple and gave some in return. Kelon some how get on his knees and Silva puts him in a rear naked choke. He chokes him out and the ref pulls him apart. Silva runs to the cage and celebrate. Vinnie Miles looks at Kelon and Kelon walks out without his trainer and goes to Vinnie to talk.

Your good Kelon, how about be on my street team of MMA fighters here in UFC. I'll pay you money on top of what UFC is paying you.

Cool, lets go to a privite room and talk buisness.

They go to a room to talk business.

Are you thursty Kelon?

Yeah man, I'll have a gatorade.

When he left Kelon runs to the closet and puts on a black out fit with mask on. He grabs a tight wire from the closet too and hides behind the door. Vinnie walks in the room.

I got the gator...

Vinnie wonders where Kelon went but out of nowhere Kelon chokes him to death with the wire and puts his body in a wrap he had in the closet also and then put him in a garbage bag. He tosses him on his shouler and drops him onto his flat bed truck he had outside of the stadium. He hops out the window too and puts the cover over the body. He gets in and drives of towards Reno and burries him in the desert. He changes his car at the spot in to his spy car the BMW. He had everything planed out the way he wanted and it worked. He drove back to the after party and chilled there until the party was over.

Chapter 2 closed