Here Come The PAIN!!! (open)

[ttt]

GET READY FOR THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMING!!! WOOH WOOH!!! WOOH WOOH!!!

The voice of Tommy Tate bellows all through the arena before his theme "Who's The Realest?" plays and "Triple T" steps out and makes his first appearance on XWA TV.

Roach: Well, here steps "Terrible" Tommy Tate, ladies and gentlemen. Making his XWA debut tonight, got some info on this guy Buzz?

BuZZ: Well, he's apparently the President's self appointed "Office Enforcer", whatever that means.

Roach: My guess is that he's here to set people straight...looks like he can get the job done.

The crowd starts to chant TRI-PLE-T before he can even say a word after he steps into the ring. He takes a look around and nods before he makes his presence known...

Yo Boston!!! Do you know what time it is?

I said, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS???

It's Triple T time baby, that's what!!! Yeah, that's right, tonight it's ON!!! Tonight I'm here to bring the PAIN to any fool who wants to step in the way of the "T-Train"!!! I ain't beatin' round the bush here ya'll...I know that there's some sucka in the back who wants to come out here and run his mouth so I can put my foot in it. We ain't got all night now, so come one come all, come and yo ass JACKED UP!!!

BuZZ: Damn, the man doesn't waste much time now does he?

Roach: I know from hearing from a few superstars that they wanna put this guy to the test, let's see who steps up to the plate tonight...

[angel]

Set Me Free by Casting Crowns buzzes over the airwaves and out from the curtain comes what seems to be the latest edition to the XWA roster. He poses for the crowd as they start booing him.

Roach: Well Buzz this seems to be that arrogant guy that was at the house show the other night blasting our XWA's fans!

Buzz: Yeah and now he is out here again comforting these fans.

Angel Fyre begins his walk to the ring as he takes a mic from the announcer's table.

Now I know your momma didn't dress you like that and allowed you to come here to embarrass yourself on live television now did she? Don't answer that yet. You my friend have to be related to some of these people in the crowd. It is apparent that you have no fashion taste and by the looks of you it seems you probably got a 3rd grade education. So I will speak slowly and explain the terminology as I go along. Now terminology is language so stay with me chief while I progress along with this promo. You know the same promo that you killed and destroyed the ratings until I came out here to save the show.

Angel walks around as the crowd is giving him the business again.

Now Tommy you come out here trying to be a football player. You come out here trying to let people think you are a part of the New England Patriots. Now buddy that is just embarrassing. You are a disgrace and frankly it is time that I make an example out of you. But you know, I am a gentle man that cares for the unprivileged and I do do charity work so if you want an autograph or a special ticket to one of my new movies or main event matches then I got no problem delivering for the likes of you.

Now Tommy, I am new to the XWA but not new in delivering the same type of pain you regard that is your specialty. Now these fans don't know to cheer you or give you money so you can come out looking a little better than what you look. Look at me for a moment Tommy! This is how a real star is supposed to look. You are supposed to be a role model for these idiots. You know someone that these people can grasp and want to be. You my friend are a poor excuse of not just a wrestler but a human being. But don't fret, I am here to save the day and by the end of the night; I will not only destroy you but by my beating of you will make you into a better person. And will show these idiot fans not to grasp to you but to be more like me.

Angel takes a picture of himself and signs it and throws it at Tommy Tate.

Now don't sell it unless it is to give you another look. But Tommy meet me here later tonight and not only have I showed you what you should look like but will train you on how to wrestle and to be a main eventer. Now I can only do so much but hey it seems that you didn't learn anything in your previous years so this will be a challenge but something I will obtain. So tonight go call Tom Brady or whoever you want but at the end of the night you will know why they call me the "Innovation of Speculation."

[ttt]

Meanwhile...Tommy is busy leaning against turnbuckle with the mic in his hand making snoring sounds into it. After Angel speaks he finally "wakes up".

*Snort Snort*Uh..uh...what? What did you say? You kind lost me at "now". Lemme get this straight, YOU are how a superstar is supposed to look like? I guess you how a superstar is supposed to SOUND like too, right? So I'm supposed to come out here and bore the audience to death with another long-a...winded-a...speech-a...

I DON'T THINK SO!!! Tommy don't play that!

The only game Tommy plays is "how much pain can the loudmouth fool stand before the loudmouth fool stops playing games?" See you might be the "Innovation of Speculation", but I'm the innovator of INTIMIDATION!!! I don't need to come out here play Mr. Great White Hype like some people here. I let my action speak for themselves...

Picking up the photograph that was thrown his way...

...and right now, what I do this little photo of yo candy ass is exactly what I'm gonna do to you tonight, BITCH!!!

...he proceeds to tear it into shreds and toss it right back where it came from.

Now, whatchu gon do about THAT!?

[angel]

Angel Fyre laughs over what Tommy Tate was talking about.

Now speaking of not understanding what someone was saying. What did you just say? I mean you spitting all over the place and basically that 4 year old in the crowd could understand you. Is that your kid or is the only people that understand you only speak "baby talk"? Now don't flatter yourself about being "Intimidating." Because the only thing you are intimidating is that fat woman over there in the first row. She is afraid you are going to jump down and take her nachos and 3 hot dogs. And don't look at me like you do not know what I am talking about! Look at you for crying out loud. You would think you would take care of your body and wouldn't look like these Yankees from Boston. But that is why I am here to educate you on something us human beings call "hygiene."

Angel looks at his autograph as he is in disbelief.

Now Tommy Boy let me get this straight. You didn't want something that usually cost money to obtain? You want to embarrass yourself more by destroying what has to be compared to a "National Monument"? Well I guess thinking you would do anything intelligent would be like any of these fans brushing their 3 teeth. But I am the man that will educate you on the necessities of life. So get your notebook and pen out. Scratch that! Let me get one of those so called announcers to write it down for you so you can get one of your buddies in the back to translate you what you need to know.

Now Tommy Boy make no mistake about it. You are not going toe to toe with that New York waste in Michael Strahan. And you are not going toe to toe with the Great White Hype as you put it but you are going toe to toe with the man that will "Revolutionize" this sport as it is today. But don't worry my degenerate protege, I am here to show you that you can be a winner just like me. So tonight bring your camera and I will show you what a real superstar is made of. Don't worry Tommy Boy I will make this light work kinda like your hygiene, education and fashion sense.

Angel poses as the fans get more angry but only initiates more posing from Angel.

[Jon Payne]

Suddenly "Red Sam" by Flyleaf begins to play.

BuZZ: Oh man!!! You know who's song that belongs to!!!

Roach: That's the new theme of the man who is the "Evolution of Wrestling" alright...Jon Payne is in the house!

The crowd comes unglued as Payne, hot off of the big win at Independence steps out onto the stage. He makes his way down to the ring with a mic in his hand as he walks down the aisle...

Now, now...hold on right there gentlemen. What I see here are two men who obviously have something to prove. Now, Tommy...I don't have a problem with you, anyone who is brought in an "Enforcer" by the President is OK by my standards...but you Angel...

*Stepping into the ring*

You I have BIG problem with. You come out here and have the guts to talk about how you're what a "real" superstar is in this business? Take a damn look at the man who just waltzed into this ring. Do I even need to introduce myself? Hell no...these fans already KNOW who I am...

He raises his mic to the air, and Boston let's the newcomer know:

JON.

FREAKIN'.

PAYNE!!!

You want a trendsetter? You want a pioneer? You want a standard bearer? You're looking at him buddy. See while guys like you try to pander to crowds that obviously don't give two cat's asses about you, guys like me earn all the hype and all the rep that walks around with us.

Former Tag Champion, former XWAWorld Champion, and I was never beaten for that title either...but even more important than that...quite frankly the best damn technician in this business...PERIOD. You think I'm talking smack? Who's the man who put down the "Pepsi Challenge" of wrestling to ANY MAN in ANY COMPANY to step up and test they're mettle against them? That would be me, and do you know how many people have accepted that challenge? NONE. Nada. Zilcho!!! You know why? Think it's cuz they aren't paying attention? Screw that...this is the XWA, the WORLD is paying attention. It because they see what I do in this ring and they don't want to be another victim of "The Evolution".

Every night I step into this ring I do only what it is that I say that I'm going to do, and that is what? You guessed it right folks, ELEVATE THE GAME. There's millions...and MILLIONS of people out there who already know all about what I'M all bout, but then there comes some noob who needs to be taught a lesson in humility, and that's where "Mr. Momentum Killer" steps in and does what he does better than anyone else walking God's green earth...and yeah dude, that includes you as well.

*Lowering his mic, he awaits a response from the cocky Angel.*

[massacre]

Now, whose going to have a fight without me, hmm?

:: ..Massacre steps forth from the back with a mike in his hand. He stays at the entrance area and looks on at the fellow competitors.. ::

Never in one ring, have I seen such large ego's. You are can claim this and that, and that's all fine, really, it is. But, you all forget one thing. I am more vicious than any of you wish to believe. I will rip out your throat without thinking about it. I will tear off your limbs and beat you with them. I bring violence to a whole new level.

So, gentlemen, if this is a triple threat match, consider it a....fatal four way, because I am in.

[ttt]

Oh ho ho ho...

Tommy slaps his knee and starts chuckling.

I see...I see what this is man. You must've went and took all that money you won at Independence Day and spent it on DRUGS, cuz yo ass MUST be smokin' somethin'! Dayum, I knew there was some characters in this bitch, but you two...Angel and Mr. Massacre, you's about the most colorful muthafu**ers I ever saw in my life! So you got the two of you and then you got the "great" Jon Payne and then you got TRIPLE T!!! Sounds good enough for me, brothas!!!

Tonight, Boston is gonna be the first stop on the PAIN TRAIN...and this is a ride that yo asses will wish you aint NEVER jumped on, BITCHES!!!

[massacre]

You sir, must have had too many shots to the head. Do I look like Shawn Hollywood? No drug has ever entered into my body. No sir, Independence Day is a testament to the pure and raw ability to this fight.

You want to talk about pain? You know nothing of pain, and you certainly do not know anything about inflicting pain.

And speaking about Independence Day, I did Mr. Hollywood a favor by obtaining the money to ensure that he no longer goes after the drug of his choice.

[undefined]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT A SECOND!"[/b]

The sheer volume of this particular voice left everyone wondering who it was. It didn't take long for the owner of that voice to step out on the stage. It was Testudo, who had disappeared for a while since his last TakeDown match in May. The 43 year old veteran had returned after taking a while off. Dressed in his typical "casual suit", he stood a few feet away from Masamune Sharp, who now had to share the stage with the 6'11" gargantuan. Keeping his shades on to prevent everyone else witnessing his potentially menacing glare, Testudo had some explaining to do why he disappeared for a while. With a microphone in hand, the giant raised it to his lips, ready to explain...

"Okay, before I go on to whatever's going on here, I would like to apologise to the fans for disappearing for so long. My reason? Concussions can be a bitch. I wasn't cleared until the middle of July. Plus, I couldn't resist the temptation of new ink. But more on that later."[/b]

After addressing the audience, Testudo soon focused to what was going on inside the ring.

"Now, it seems to me what originally started out as an open challenge by Mr. Tate has turned into 'How to school the new guy'. I want in on it too. Angel, you my friend are what we veterans frown upon in newcomers. You're arrogant, brash, and quite frankly, a complete asshole. Your efforts to try and punk out Mr. Tate turned out to be a waste of oxygen and air-time. Plus, you need to observe how a real wrestler should act, like..."[/b]

Everyone was expecting Testudo to point out himself at this point. Who wouldn't?

"...Mr. Payne, who is also in that ring with you. Dedicated, disciplined, and a favourite amongst the fans. Do you have those qualities Angel? NO! You don't. I'm seeing this match as the perfect opportunity to beat those qualities into you. I ain't letting Mr. Payne and Mr. Tate take all the satisfaction of beating the crap outta you."[/b]

The inclusion of Testudo in this match sent the crowd cheering harder than ever. As the crowd quietened again, Testudo turned his head to face Masamune.

"I haven't got anything to say to you really, apart from your claim of 'bringing violence to a whole new level'. Rather delusional, wouldn't you think?"[/b]

[angel]

Angel looks at all the guys that have come out and starts smiling with that cocky smile of his and slowly lifts his mic.

Now what do we got ourselves here? It seems like a 3 ring circus with a bunch of clowns and as you all have guessed it; I am the "RingMaster." Now it seems that all of you got a little taste for the kool-aid for the one and only premiere superstar today. But don't fret, my incompetant wannabes. You see what I feel you all looking at me is nothing more than pure jealousy. And not to bust my own bubble! Well since I am the only one that can then I might as well. Everyone knows who Angel Fyre is. The man that rocked Europe. The man that rocked Japan. The man that set a "Fyre" to TNB. And now the man that will take over XWA. You got it boys!!! I am the Messiah! I am the man that will save this company from the clowns that seem or foresake they are the man. But as all of you have guessed and too foolish to accept and that is the man of this business is me and always will be me. That is right! The Hollywood Bombshell in Angel Fyre.

Roach: Hey buzz! Can you believe this arrogant idiot! Who does he think he is. Waltz in this company and proclaim such things.

Now since I got all of your attention. Let me start off with this so called "Massacre" guy. First of all buddy, you come in and distrupt the best looking, best dressed, and obviously best wrestler with a lame promo like that? You come out here like you are a main eventer and want to rub elbows with greatness. Well pal, let me tell you one thing and that is you are out of your league. But step on in if you want some because I got plenty to go around.

Now since I am talking about "nobodies" then I better continue with you Tommy Boy or Mister T. Whatever you want to be called. It really doesn't matter because at the end of the day the only thing that matters is with all of your flabber blasting the only thing you will be good at is carrying my bags or being one of my many groupies. But you can bring your carcass to the ring as well. Heck we all need a few educational lessons from time to time and tonight I will be your teacher.

Angel walks around as the fans boo and start saying negative things about Angel Fyre.

Buzz: I can't believe this guy. So what he was a star at TNB. He wants to walk in here like he owns the place. I hope they all jump him and give him a welcoming party, XWA style.

Now Testudo. I have heard of you. A few rumors about you coming over to my party about 6 months ago but that is here or there. But the bottom line is that you know me and at the end of the night you will know more about me but not the way you think or predicted. You see, I am no stranger to this ring or to this sport. So don't think your Kevin Nash looking ass is going to intimidate me. Matter of fact, I welcome the challenge but then again you will know why I am here as the time becomes us. You may think you rule XWA or think you are a big name but you see I will not bore you with my credentials but I am sure you all know what they are. Just know that XWA would not bring me in. Camella would not sign me to a lucrative contract unless I was big time and a main eventer. Matter of fact, I see myself as the next Pure Champion and future World Champion. You all know it just like the boys in the back know it. You see I will destroy anyone in my path and you all will recognize that I am just better than each and every one of you. But don't walk to fast Testudo because if you are lucky maybe we can dance some more after I put you in your place tonight.

Angel points at Jon Payne

I saved you for last Payne. You know why? You for once are one that don't come out as a total idiot. But then again someone that loses a title without losing must be an idiot of some kind. Matter of fact, someone that comes in and distrupts the party I started must be a damn fool. So Jon Payne you talk about making challenges and no one accepts them! I tell you what big mouth. If you are not busy at the next PPV then you will meet me in this ring and we all will see how much nuts you really have. But tonight you can come on down and I will do what I do best and that is take out the garbage that is before me. Just like these idiot fans that worship you. They can cheer you on while my hands fullfill with your blood.

Angel turns to the crowd and then to the announcers and finally looks at all of the guys.

Let me make this simple for each and every one of you. No need in holding hands or having spelling bees. It's time we have ourselves a brawl. You all meet me in this ring tonight and I will destroy each and every one of you. No titles on the line of course but 4 other asses that will know the real meaning of Angel Fyre. You guys in or are you going to waddle out of here with your head between your legs.

[massacre]

:: ..Massacre cracks a smile as the long winded promo comes to its final end. Was this guy really that serious? What a baffoon... ::

So you're who, from where? Oh wait, no one cares. HEY EVERYONE, WAKE UP! I think the people were starting to fall asleep to your long winded speech of nothing. You want to talk about destroying and destruction? Have a look at my debut match against Ronald Atlas. THAT is destruction. Then have a look at my most recent win. THAT is destruction. You know nothing about destroying anything, except people's ear drums because you don't know how to shut the hell up!

What have you proven here in XWA? You've proven that you can put the crowd to sleep. Seriously, no one cares about what you've done, which is little of nothing. You've set TNB on "fyre" Well, I'm going to set you on fyre, for real. I will grab a gasoline can, pour it over you, then light you up and watch you as you run around like a little pansy. And, I will enjoy it. I might even bring marshmellows. you don't know what you are getting into in this match with me. Everyone else doesn't matter. It's me that you have to worry about, because I will strike without warning.

[undefined]

After Massacre had finished, Testudo proceeded to produce snoring sounds, in response to Angel's latest rant. Massacre wasn't the only one bored by such wasted time.

"I'm sorry, I got bored as soon as you pronounced the first word. Carry on. ...Wait, you finished? Damn."[/b]

Following from that, Testudo merely shrugged and continued.

"What interests me Angel, is these "rumours" you've heard of me. What are they exactly? I'm curious."[/b]

These "rumours" Angel spoke of twisted Testudo's curiousity slightly. He wanted to know what was being said about him.

[angel]

Angel looks at Massacre and pulls out a back pocket notepad and pencil and begins writing.

Seriously dude, let me let you in on a hint and that is get you in touch with my assistant. She will be in the office and you can reach her tomorrow. We can set up an interview and maybe I can take you under my wing and teach you how to do a promo. It seems you got a little talent but maybe with my influence it can take you all the way to the top. But wait, then again even I am limited on what I can do with damaged goods. But I can give it my best shot!

Angel then turns his attention to Testudo

Now, now my little Green Giant. You come out here beating on your chest and for a moment I thought you were Jeff Hardy's father with the green hair and little peach fuzz you call a look. I mean you want to know what is boring it is frankly your attire and your desire to be like me. But hey we all got heroes and it is clear that everyone's in here is me. But don't fret, I think I knew you in my days in Japan. You know when I was surrounded with some of the great talent and of course they all learning from the best ever.

Angel looks closer and realizes something important.

Wait a minute! Dude from the distance you looked like Scott Steiner! I mean you got his look and everything. Will you please return his steroids and attire. For heaven's sake why don't you let me get you in touch with my tailor. He can design something that will make you at least presentable in front of all of these rednecks that I see in this arena tonight. And don't worry about your "Hurricane/Hardy" hairdo. I can call Paul Mitchell himself and he will do me this favor since I am his biggest client.

Just like these other wannabes that surround me in this ring; you can hold on to the coattails of Angel Fyre and learn what it means to be a main eventer. I usually charge big money for this but hey I am in a huge charitable mood and I guess you can call it my time to give back. But hey, I have been giving back when I entered this arena when I showed all of these fans and low budget wrestlers in here what it means to be a true superstar. Not only do I act the part but dress the part but more than all of that; I wrestle the part. So boys just realize that for one night all of you can say to your illegitimate children, you know the ones you have with your sister that for one time you were great because you were in the ring with the most famous and most influential man in history.

As tonight is the biggest debut ever and for all of you it will be the reckoning and flat out education that you all needed but couldn't afford to pay for. Tonight is the night that an Angel from above takes his mark in the history of XWA. Or should I say show the world how flakey all of you are and how great "The Legend" really is.

[Jon Payne]

Oh god...about the only thing that I've heard come out of your mouth is "oh...look at me everyone, I'm a legend! I'm a superstar! I love to hear myself talking for 15 minute intervals about how much of a legend and a superstar I am!"

Please do us a favor and have yourself a nice tall glass of SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

BuZZ: Damn, I don't think I've ever heard Jon Payne be so...explicit!

Roach: Seems like this Angel Fyre has knack for bringing that out of people.

Since we know that's not gonna happen though, lemme give you a bit of advice, friend. You seem to be working a bit too fast challenging me to a one on one. See, you're gonna be in the ring with 4 other men tonight. That should be your concern and if you think that it's going to be a cakewalk, you got another thing coming. We'll see if there's anything left of you later tonight and then we can talk about me kicking your ass all you want.

[angel]

Angel just looks with pleasure as he knows he is getting to Jon Payne a little bit.

Well if it isn't the superstar that finally joining the party. You see Jon Boy it seems that you got the problem of the "Superstar" ego. You are the one that came out saying "I never lost the Title." But coming from you from a guy that loves to talk about challenges but sure "shaky" to back away from one. But hey I figured you were like that anyway. You know all talk and no walk. But tonight you will see all you want to see when I make sure to put you out and hope it is you and me in the final two of the night. When I drop you with the "Fallen Halo" and the referee holds my hand as the winner. But you see that should be obvious to you and everyone anyway.

Angel walks around and begins talking again.

Now you speak of advice? Let me give you some. For once be original. You know stop stealing someone's catchphrases for one and use your own. Unless you live in Miami or make movies like I do then you just need to find your niche. Now I know that will not be popular with you "Mr. Superstar" but hey there is a new kid in town but one that is known around the world. Now if you think you are World Championship material and want to go that route then please don't let a "peon" like me stand in your way. But we all know who the "real" star in this place is. Maybe I haven't proven myself but the "rumors" and "hype" are real. So don't let your ignorance be your bliss my friend.

Go ahead and do your thing if you want. But don't come out here and stick your chest out like Superman and say no one accepts your challenges and then give more excuses then a politician when a "real" superstar calls you out. Because tonight you will find out that I don't care if you are the big attraction in this federation or what you have done. Tonight all of your little accomplishments don't mean jack to me as I am sure mine don't do nothing for you. Bottom line Jon Boy is that tonight there will be 5 of us in the ring and only 1 will come out. You lose to me then all of your XWA followers will think what happened and wonder if this Angel cat is for real? If I lose then it is just a loss. But you know I am not coming into this to lose but to win. To take this win to the next level as I plan on making examples out of the XWA as it will become my playground.

Tonight we dance with 3 other guys. Some day or another we will see if you are all you crack up to be or if you are just another wannabe that wished he looked, dressed, and wrestled as great as Angel Fyre! See ya tonight kid!