Questionable tactics (Mobstaz)

[burns]

The entrance theme of The Burns starts up on the PA, and into the arena comes the two brothers. As the fans boo the two hated young superstars, they make there way to the ring jaw jacking at fans. They slide into the ring, and are supplied a pair of Mics.

Tonight, Rochester...we come to you with some disturbing news. News in regards to one of our fellow superstars, and one half of The Mobstaz, Hoodlum. News that I personally find unsettling and down right friggin' repulsive. But instead of us telling you about it, we feel it's needed to here this from the horses mouth. So you there Mr. Security dude, let her on over the barricade.

As per Ray's request, the security guard in question allows a fairly attractive Afro-American woman to come over the barricade. She climbs the ring steps, and Matt sits on the 2nd rope allowing her to come into the ring easier. Mat continues.

Now, what's your name, sweety?

Donita Norton.

And where are you from, Donita?

Trenton, New Jersey.

And what is your connection to the man we know as Hoodlum, but YOU know as Mr. Demetrius Hood?

About two years ago, me and Demetrius were dating. And during that time span, him and Gerrard...aka Big-G...decided they wanted to become wrestlers. But that's about ALL Demetrius really wanted to be. Cuz he damn sure didn't wanna be a good Boyfriend. And he DAMN sure didn't wanna be a good Father.

A collective gasp hits the crowd. Ray grins from ear to ear...

You hear that people? Go ahead, Donita. Continue.

Just a little after they had started training to be wrestlers, I found out I was pregnant. And I now have a two year old son that I KNOW Demetrius is the Father of.

Shock and boos pour out from the fans.

You see that, ladies and gentlemen? That's one of the guys you've been cheering for the last six months. That's the kinda guy he is. He walks out of his responsibilities as a MAN to chase a boyhood dream to be a big time wrestler. But in the interim of doing that, Hoodlum became something even worse. A DEADBEAT DAD!!!

Tony: There's no way any of this can be substantiated. I know for a fact that XWA checks up on the background of everyone they employ. I wanna see some kinda damn proof.

Willy: Ain't no way you knock a dude's hustle and get away wit' it. These boys is playin' wit' fire, and they damn well might git' "Burned".

The fans continue to boo as Ray hams it up even more.

Hoodlum? You're a deplorable, despicable human being. To turn your back on such a beautiful young woman. The mother of your child, is inexcusable. And tonight? Tonight we're gonna defend the honor and integrity of this woman by beating you, AND your good ol' buddy G's ass. There's no room in XWA for Deadbeats, Hoodlum. What you've got coming to you is just a sample of what your punk ass deserves.

As Ray lowers his mic, the theme of The Mobstaz plays almost instantly.

[mob]

As the music plays, Hoodlum steps out onto the stage in a rage. With a mic of his own, he responds to the accusations.

I knew you foo's was low, but this takes it to a whole other level. I ain't gonna deny that I was wit' Donita there two years ago. But I DAMN sure ain't knock her up. HELLZ NO! The reason why I didn't stay wit' her, is cause she was hittin' off about 4 otha' dudes in Trenton. Now all of a sudden a brotha' makin' a lil' paper you wanna run this game? And wit' there two chumps? You stepped ova' a line that shouldn't have been crossed, son. And I'ma take it out on you myself! You and me, Ray. One on one. You wanna defend that skeeza's "honor"? Let's see how you do without ya' lil' brother to bail yo' bitch ass out. You bring that sucka' ta' ring side wit' you, and I'm bring G, and we're gonna settle this like men, chump.

[burns]

Ray takes a look back to Matt, who was in complete agreement of the challenge. He looks to Donita as well, and she also was in agreement. Ray turns back to Hoodlum for his reply.

You and me one on one? YOU'RE ON! I've got no problem with beating the crap outta Deadbeats.

With a confident and satisfied smirk, Ray looks back to Matt and Donita. It was clear that Hoodlum was a little off his usual swagger tonight from this.

[mob]

A fired up Hoodlum speaks a final response.

You keep thinkin' that. Because what I think is that I'm gonna be takin' it out of yo' ASS, Bitch!

A furious Hoodlum throws down is mic. He points down to the ring spouting expletives off mic as his music hits the PA once again. He turns afterwards, and storms back through the curtains backstage.

[burns]

The scene ends with a shot of The Burns Brothers and Donita with satisfied looks on there faces. As they prepare to leave the ring, the show goes into it's next segment.

The End.