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Post by Sonya Robbins on Jul 17, 2008 17:23:46 GMT -5
Contrary to what most thought, with there being three shows in the XWA and TakeDown & Glitter usually being a day apart, that didn't mean that the girls didn't hang around to see the men do their thing. In fact, that's one of the things Sonya enjoyed doing herself.
So here she was backstage for the TakeDown show just hanging out. First she was talking to some other girls on XWA's staff about how different things were between the guys and girls backstage.
It's just always so crazy here you know? I mean, at least most of the Diamonds get along. With the guys it's like an overdose of bravado with a side of testosterone!
Ha Ha! That was a good one.
It's true!
Her conversation was broken up though by some unexpected and uninvited guests...
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 17, 2008 17:46:25 GMT -5
Those damn Dooleys were back as some had already known. Spaz, always the vigilant one when it came to the "trim" eyed the exotic looking Sonya and he along with his brothers made an immediate move.
Spaz: You two do whatcha want with the other chick, the redhead's mine!
Bull: Aw, I wanted the redhead. She's purty...
Spaz: I done told you what to do asshead! What I told you about backtalkin' your big brother!?
Bull: But...but...she's purty...
Punt: (Jumping on Bull's back) Git on ya little wussie! Git! Git!
Bull: Git off me you little... (throws Punt over his head, slamming him into a wall)
The obviously display of "brotherly love" caught the attention of everyone. SPaz blew it off and simply slid into Sonya's direction.
Spaz: Hey darling...don't mind them two, they're a little nutty, hehe. How YOU doin'?
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Post by Sonya Robbins on Jul 17, 2008 17:54:05 GMT -5
Ewwww...
Uh, I'm doing just fine. Or at least I was before you showed up.
Spaz wreaked of cigarettes, beer and...gun powder was it?
Tell me something, have you ever heard of something they call a bathtub? 
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 17, 2008 18:06:04 GMT -5
Spaz: Whuh? Bathtub? Course I have! Took one-a them just a month ago! Or wuz it two months? (scratches head) Hell, I even changed muh underwear too!
Why do you wanna know anyway? Maybe you want me to show you what's really dirty about ol' Spazzy?  |
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Post by Sonya Robbins on Jul 17, 2008 18:15:16 GMT -5
*Gulp*
I'm sorry...I think I just puked up a little bit there. Thanks for the vivid picture but I think that I'm going to have to pass. Thanks anyway. I think that I'm gonna be on my merry way now, excuse me...
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 17, 2008 18:22:09 GMT -5
Just as Sonya was about to escape the clutches of Spaz, he slammed his arm against the wall to impede Sonya's path to freedom. The other two came around as well with Punt literally frothing at the mouth and Bull with an amused and almost child-like grin on his face.
Spaz: Whoa, whoa, whoa now! I think you're takin' this too seriously darlin'. Every heard of southern hospitality? Well, I'm offerin' that to you...and if you knew anything about us Dooleys you'd know that we don't offer anything to anyone unless it's a good n' proper beatdown. So yer gettin' quite a rare little showin' a kindness here.
I would suggest that you not pass up on it, or else my brothers and I are gonna hafta show you the other kinda dirty we can do. ;D
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Post by Sonya Robbins on Jul 17, 2008 18:40:14 GMT -5
Sonya gulped again inwardly. The situation now was getting a little out of hand.
Um, you do know there's a zero tolerance policy on intergender physicality, right? Unless its a sanctioned intergender match, don't even think of touching me, unless you want to see how dirty the front office can be.
She was hoping that set in stone fact was going to be enough to back these boys off, but deep down she didn't think that was going to be enough...
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 17, 2008 18:46:05 GMT -5
Spaz: Hehe...oh we know about that lil rule there. Butcha' know what they say about rules and bones, right? Both of 'em are made ta' be brokin'. So it's gonna be up ta' you now what kinda physical that we're gonna git, darlin'...the good kind or the bad kind...
...and trust me, we don't mind either one. (evil grin)
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Syrus The Entertainer
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Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Jul 18, 2008 16:44:23 GMT -5
Yo Yo Yo Yo!!!
Enter Syrus to break up this little stand-off.
How about none of the above, brah! Can't you see that the lady doesn't want any part of you? Can't say I blame her either...It's like MG Syndrome or somethin', guys just can't take no for an answer round here for some reason!
He steps right in between Sonya and the three brothers in trying to keep them away.
Now, how about you show some real southern hospitality and back off like gentlemen. There's no need for this to get nasty, know what I'm sayin'?
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 18, 2008 16:58:58 GMT -5
The boys were not too pleased at Syrus' sudden appearance.
Spaz: If it ain't Afroman! The Soul Survivor himself boys, take a gander!
Bull: He ain't so hot...all this time I thought he was bigger. Musta been his hair, HAHAHA!!!
Spaz: Let's git one thang straight brother, we ain't gentlemen...and we luuuuuuuuuv being nasty. Now if you wanna play black knight if ya know what I'm sayin', then you just hunkered up on the right three hombres.
Punt: Yeah son! We 'bout ta beak our foot up in yo ass bee-yi-yotch!!!
(Dramatic pause)
Spaz & Bull: (double decking Punt back into same wall as before) SHUT UP ASSHEAD!!!
Spaz: Now you done did it boy. You ain't gittin' out of this here ass-whoopin' no-siree! Bull...you ready?
Bull: Yeah boy, heh heh heh...
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Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Jul 18, 2008 17:29:34 GMT -5
As The Dooleys were literally rolling up their sleeves at that point, Syrus tried to ease them down with an idea.
Now hold on, fellas. I know you wanna whip my ass for cock blockin' and all, but if you know how things go around here then you know that the powers that be don't like to see fighting for free.
So if you really wanna whip my ass that bad, how about we do it in the ring tonight? See this'll be perfect cuz there's a guy I've been talkin to the last week who's as interested as I am in jumping into the Tag Team scene, so it's all workin' out really nicely. The two of us against two of you...probably the one who ain't knocked out right now.
As a matter of fact, my partner's right behind you!
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Post by superman on Jul 25, 2008 19:29:52 GMT -5
(sorry it took so long to get into this)
The man standing behind them is Marcus, much to the surprise of everyone in the area. So this was this new partner Syrus was talking about? From the looks of things, the answer was yes.
Well now, what do we have here? You guys like to play dirty huh? I think that we can play along with that. Sy's right about one thing...the two of us are going to be teaming up. I think you punks will be a perfect debut, don't you Mr. Sykes?
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 27, 2008 23:39:30 GMT -5
Spaz: Punks? You got the nerve to call us punks? Least we ain't get beat by some creepy little bastard who busy playing with queers now! Superman Samson? More like SuperGLAM if ya ask me!
Bull: Superglam...heh heh...that's funny.
Spaz: Just look at you two. All fancy and flashy, looking spiffy and spic & span out thar, and you wanna pick a fight with THE DOOLEYS!? Did Punt slip you summa the shit he's been smokin' lately...cuz he's nuttier than normal and I gotta say the two of you are right on up thar.
You wanna defend the little lady from the big bad rednecks, eh? Hope that she's gonna stick around to tend the wounds that're coming yer ways boys!
Suddenly, Bull whispers into his older brother's ear.
Spaz: That's a darn good idea right thar! Heh Heh...Big Bull over here just gave me a hum-dinger of a hot damn! How about ya'll head on down to MSG for that Independence Day thang their gonna have goin' on...and you can get yer asses kicked...I mean wrassle us there. Sound good to you? Sounds darn good to me!
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Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Jul 28, 2008 18:23:15 GMT -5
Then it's aight with us too, Spazzy! And yeah, Sonya will be there too...but you better betcha bottom damn dolla it's not gonna be to watch Samson and I lose to a couple of disrespeckin' biatches like you.
Only thing you done did was prolong the inevitable, and thats you being taught some manners!
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Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Jul 28, 2008 18:31:08 GMT -5
Bull: You gonna teach US manners, Afroboy? Our mammy couldn't teach us manners, the Texas Prison system couldn't teach us manners, the Texas PSYCHIATRIC system couldn't teach us manners...what in the hell makes a clown and a wanna-be superhero think they can do what all a' them others couldn't?
Spaz: Beats the hell outta me, but their gonna have themselves a time trying now ain't they? Only thing that IS gonna happen though is that you boys...and you two my lil redhead sweetiepuff...are takin' yerselves a lil trip ta DOOLEYVILLE...and when you go there you don't ever come back in one piece. C'mon lil bro, grab the runt and let's git.
By Spaz's order Bull hoists up the outcold carcass of little brother Punt and the Dooleys are outta there.
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