Sisters in the struggle (o2 Kristal & Blake)

[sara]

As Glitter progresses, Sarah Dixon's theme is next to be heard in the stadium as crowd starts booing, poor Sarah nobody likes

Rosie: And here's the youngest Diamond of them all, at age 18, Sarah Dixon

Lucy: And probably one of the biggest mouths in the whole Diamond Division aswell.

Nevertheless Sarah gets in the ring and demands a microphone

People, you have just been blessed, your city has a new interesting thing to say and that I hope will echo in the walls of greatness forever and ever... Sarah "The Brand New Hope, The Crown Jewel of the Dixon Clan, The brightest Diamond of them all, the Sultan of Submissions, the perfect example of a modern day woman, the..."

Rosie: Let's go to publicity...

After a few adverts we go back to the ring, were Sarah is still introducing self-boasting nicknames...

"....The rose that blooms, The best of the best and future legend" Dixon

crowd boos after that large barrage of arrogance...

Anyways let's get to business right now, there are some ladies who think that we should disband, and due to our negative to accept that, they want to make us disband by force. Wrong, wrong, wrong, me and Christina will never disband, and to shut up all those doubters who said that I'd probably manage to make my sis mad and have her turn on me, due to my pfft "arrogant" personality, I managed to get a cameraman to follow me during some days, to show each and everyone of you, how good we get along. Please roll the footage!

And footage is rolled:



Obviously not what Sarah was expecting... The crowd just laughs and chants "you got rickroll'd" at Sarah, who is very angry

This is not what I wanted!!! Put the right video!!! Stop chanting that at me!!! Stop laughing at me!!! This is serious!!! I try to show everyone my kind side and I get this cheesy song in reward?! This isn't fair!!!

[christina]

And soon Christina appears, wearing a t-shirt that reads "I went to San Francisco's Dyke March and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" everyone knows that Christina is a huge fan of those pride parades, ;D Nevertheless Christina doesn't appear seriously, she appears laughing her ass off at Sarah, Christina gets in the ring and asks for a mic...

Sarah... You just got Rickroll'd

Christina lays a hand over her sis' shoulder.

And well all I can say now, is roll the the footage, it's really worth it, me and my little sis here had some quality time together, and we are gonna kill those bad rumors that have been spread lately

And this time the original footage is rolled. A subtitle appears that reads: "Day 1"

Sarah appears in Christina's neighborhood, she speaks to the camera:

Well, Christina has no idea that I came here to give her a huge surprise, yeah that's it, she doesn't know I am here, what I wonder is why there are so many parades with rainbows, 80s music, people in drag, girls dressed like men, and just everyone seems to be partying all day! Well me and my sister must train today, and I am gonna look for her.

Sarah however was completely unaware that the day she had decided to give Christina a big surprise was the Gay Pride day... Suddenly the camera fades to black.

Sarah re-appears this time in front of a door, there's loud music being played and it seems the whole apartment block is partying. A clock appears: 02:30 AM

Alright, I know it's late, but Christina will be awake.

Sarah approaches a gay man that was partying in Christina's apartment with many other gay and lesbian people.

Excuse me, have you seen Christina?

Yeah! She's in her room.

Thanks!

Sarah then turns to the cameraman

See! Christina is here, now as her sister I bet she's gonna let me sleep in her house, after all, I am her young helpless sis

Sarah arrives at her destination as she finds that the room is closed, she knocks the door a few times, but no answer

I bet the sound is so loud that she can't hear me, let's open the door.

Sarah opens the door... As she freaks out just seeing what Christina was doing. The cameraman tries to get some images of it, but Sarah just puts her hand in front of him, however some "love noises" are captured by his camera.

There's nothing to be seen! Nothing! Let's go to a hotel! Let's go!! Get the camera out of here! Nothing to be taped!

Sarah pushes the cameraman out of the scene, the camera fades to black again.

Soon more footage appears this time it reads: "Day 2"

Sarah appears sitting on a couch between Christina and her girl, who both hold handkerchiefs and are crying while watching TV. Sarah appears pretty bored.

I can't believe it ends this way... What a tragic way to end this season of The L Word.

Yes.. (sniff) I hope that if we ever have a child this never happens

Oh great... Can we change the channel now?

(sniff) Yes.. Yes I want to forget this tragedy, what a shocker I never thought it would end like this...

(sniff) what do we watch then Christina? Oh look! There's a rerun of the original British Queer As Folk

Yes! I love Queer As Folk!

Awwww....

Sarah's facial expression speaks for herself as the camera fades to black again.

and "Day 3" arrives. This time Sarah and Christina are seeing training, but soon this fades away. Soon we see Sarah entering the house that is filled with smoke.

Oh gosh! Is there a fire!? Christina? Is there a fire... hey wait a minute this smells

Sarah sniffs the smoke, soon a visibly stoned Christina appears, carrying a water pipe on her hand

Heeeeeeeeeey Sis. Wanna join the fun?

Christina! How can you toke in this moments!?! Our wrestling career is hanging from a string! And you decide to drug yourself!?

Oh come on sis, chill out, I am an adult woman...

Christina takes a sip

Thanks but no thanks, besides I am underaged! What will Kelly think if she sees you like this!

Well it was her idea You should try this when you grow up sis, this shit is the shit!

Christina staggers her way back where her girl was, Sarah tells the cameraman to cut, as they leave.

The footage is over as both Dixons can't believe their eyes.

Christina is the first one to speak

What kind of paparazzi cameraman you hired Sarah?!?! Everyone and I say everyone has seen how I was "indisposed" And the worst is that our hard training during this 3 days has barely been shown!!!

Meanwhile a "Marijuana" chant starts for Christina. Christina smiles back at the fans.

I know that certain Showtime bitch will dig gold after seeing this footage.... All because of your fault Sarah!!!

Suddenly the Dixon's bickering is interrupted by...

[sara]

... Sarah bickering some more

My fault?!?! Is it my fault that my sister is a pot-smoking

crowd cheers

care-free

more cheers

XWA Diamond? You know that Sarah Warfield could fire you on the spot for pot smoking? It's in the XWA rulebook!

Rule #4.590: Everything that harms the rising career of our breakout star... Insert my name here. Must be eliminated

crowd boos that fictional rule Sarah just came up with, as they resume the "Marijuana" chants

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Pot-smoking isn't good! Pot-smoking is bad! Errr.... Anyways! Those 3 days we really trained! And tonight we are going to show it against any tag team that has enough guts to take on the 2nd Generation of Dixon sisters!

Sarah lowers the mic as she waits for an answer.

[kristal]

A new theme begins to play in the arena, Bad Company's "Here Come Trouble". The woman who claims herself to be Miss Troublemaker steps out from backstage alongside Blake Brubaker and she was laughing herself, but obviously it wasn't with the Dixon Sisters' antic of the last three days.

Wow. You know I always wondered to myself exactly what the heck was wrong with you, but I think I see for myself now. I think you doing the old "puff-puff-pass" there explains it all Christina. I guess you're one of those naturalists who claim that stuff isn't bad when it actually is, hmm?

I guess you haven't heard that it kind of slows your reaction time? Puts you in a more relaxed state of mind and body? I guess that had to be the reason why you just laid down and died two weeks ago when you were trying to avenge Sarah's "honor". You had me going for a while and then all of a sudden you didn't do a damn thing but let me kick your ass...not like I minded it much.

Anyway, yeah...in case you all haven't guessed, it was Blake and myself who insisted that the Dixons were done, in fact...we wanted to be the ones to split up the act! That's right!

The crowd responds with boos of course.

Rose: Split up the Dixons Sisters? Why?

Lucy: Something to gloat about, why else?

But now that I've seen three days in the life there's no way that I could ever be responsible for busting up such an entertaining team here in the XWA. I mean, who else would we turn to for comic relief in the Diamond Division, seeing as that's all that you two are good for anyway. Oh no, I think you two should be together forever and ever, making these people laugh and giving everyone else that easy win they may need every so often to get some momentum going.

In either case you two are doing a bang-up job at both.

With a sarcastic grin she gives the sisters a thumbs up and waits for a reaction.

[christina]

Christina rises the mic to her lips to answer at those insults.

Well atleast I haven't turned into someone's lap dog, because I don't have enough personality nor character to make the crowd care about me.

crowd cheers and chants for Christina.

And hey, my congratulations to Chanelle, she really knows how to wrestle, I hope that being at her shadow might teach you a few things Kristal.

Oh! Wait! you defeated me, in a match where I was unfocused, rage-driven and much to your surprise I wasn't doped. Anyways just one defeat doesn't really mean beans Kristal, you see, some Diamonds have defeated me and didn't acted like if it was the best thing ever.

Christina smiles at Kristal as she keeps talking

Oh and back to what you were saying, you are the one who spread those rumors that we were done, that we were going to split, well we might have our issues, but those are solved now.

However there's one thing that I am curious about, if you wanted to split us, then how's it come that now you don't want to? Heh what a gutless worthless puppet you are, don't you realize that splitting us, might get you a slap on the back from your idol Channelle? If I was in your skin I'd give it a try, what are you gonna lose? Naaaathin' cause you'll probably make cheap excuses that our win was a fluke, and what will you win? Loooots cause you'll be able to add the kink on your steel that you managed to split us and you'll get Chanelle's congrats.

Come on if you want to be XWA's "troublemaker" don't wuss out now of a real challenge, you want to split us? Do it!

Christina lowers the mic as the crowd cheers for her but not for Sarah