Post by manup on Aug 5, 2007 2:18:26 GMT -5
As the show rolls along, in the ring stands the one and only Jayson Jones. With mic in tow already, he paces the ring...
Buzz: Looks like Jay-J's got something on his mind. THAT can't be good.
Roach: Whatever it is, I think we're about to find out.
There's somethin' to be said about dudes who fake the funk. You got plenty of em runnin' around the biz. Dudes who THINK they're "gangsta" but in truth, is just straight up suckas. We take for example... this man.
An image pops up on the jumbotron...
The homie...MG.
Jay-J looks about the crowd, then shoot a look towards Buzz and Roach...
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS TOY ASS FOOL THINK HE FOOLIN'
The crowd bursts out laughing.
Aight, let's check this out, family. First off, we see this. The fool wrestles in a pair of long whit tights. Mawfucka look like he wearin' his daddy's long johns to the ring. And then look at them shades he bbe rockin...
That is NOT GANGSTA!!!
Ya' boy look like the Black Sonny Chiba. And truth be told, I'm not feelin' 'em. Not in the least. You see, a sucka that's gotta run around preachin' that he used to bang, AIN'T GANGSTA. And I'm be honest wit' all yall. The god is from tha' streets, and on tha' streets, I aint NEVER heard bout no damn bloods OR crips reppin' in JERSEY. JERSEY of all places. That's like a fool sayin' he's a Latin King and come from Dayton, Ohio. C'MON HOMIE. You ain't foolin' or impressin' NO ONE wit' this fake as gangsta shit. It's not poppin'. But I tell what is poppin'. Me whoopin' dat ass and doin' all the REAL homies in the world a favor. Puttin' you studio, G-unit wantin' to be, perpetratin' ass to sleep. You ain't got shit to do, I aint got shit to do. So bring ya' ass out here and and MAN UP HOMIE. You wanna be ggansta? Come step up to an OG.
The crowd roars as Jay-J lays out the challenge. Will MG except?
Buzz: Looks like Jay-J's got something on his mind. THAT can't be good.
Roach: Whatever it is, I think we're about to find out.
There's somethin' to be said about dudes who fake the funk. You got plenty of em runnin' around the biz. Dudes who THINK they're "gangsta" but in truth, is just straight up suckas. We take for example... this man.
An image pops up on the jumbotron...
The homie...MG.
Jay-J looks about the crowd, then shoot a look towards Buzz and Roach...
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS TOY ASS FOOL THINK HE FOOLIN'
The crowd bursts out laughing.
Aight, let's check this out, family. First off, we see this. The fool wrestles in a pair of long whit tights. Mawfucka look like he wearin' his daddy's long johns to the ring. And then look at them shades he bbe rockin...
That is NOT GANGSTA!!!
Ya' boy look like the Black Sonny Chiba. And truth be told, I'm not feelin' 'em. Not in the least. You see, a sucka that's gotta run around preachin' that he used to bang, AIN'T GANGSTA. And I'm be honest wit' all yall. The god is from tha' streets, and on tha' streets, I aint NEVER heard bout no damn bloods OR crips reppin' in JERSEY. JERSEY of all places. That's like a fool sayin' he's a Latin King and come from Dayton, Ohio. C'MON HOMIE. You ain't foolin' or impressin' NO ONE wit' this fake as gangsta shit. It's not poppin'. But I tell what is poppin'. Me whoopin' dat ass and doin' all the REAL homies in the world a favor. Puttin' you studio, G-unit wantin' to be, perpetratin' ass to sleep. You ain't got shit to do, I aint got shit to do. So bring ya' ass out here and and MAN UP HOMIE. You wanna be ggansta? Come step up to an OG.
The crowd roars as Jay-J lays out the challenge. Will MG except?