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Post by punch on Jul 14, 2008 10:18:58 GMT -5
*As the camera pans around the arena, the voice of the INFAMOUS !!!Jonny Punch!!! can be heard over the PA...*
Well look what the god damn cat drug into Rochester?
*The camera finds him by, yes you guessed it...a side entrance door. In one hand, a mic. In the other, his signature Kendo stick.*
Andwhen I as that, I'm talking about Cory Stelios. Somethin' of a "Hardcore Icon" in this day and age of wrestling. One of those FTW dudes. And a dude who seems to have a real false sense of self. He came out here earlier tonight and challenged Nigel Sledge to a Hardcore fight. And that freakin' insults the piss outta me. He came out here, and said that Hardcore wrestling in XWA is a joke. And when you've got big ass dancin' fools, a guy with green hair who has as much personality as my toe nail, and some ICP reject who hasn't even swung a god damn CHAIR in 2008 callin' themselves Hardcore, I'd be hard pressed not to agree with him. And that's why I'm out here tonight. You see, Stelios. Tonight's not gonna be your night to try and show us up. Hell no. Tonight, the REAL Hardcore bastards in this company are gonna show you, and the rest of the world that we ain't just "niche". It's time people started taking Hardcore wrestling in XWA serious.
*Punch continues down towards the ring. He slides in and adds more to his rant inside.*
That's why tonight, I'm callin' out KrayVen and my good ol' buddy Johnny Aces to get your asses on down to the ring later tonight, and we do this 3 way dance style. Because I'm in a fightin' mood. And seein' as I can't get my hands on that bitch Stelios, I'll make do with you two in his stead.
*Punch flails his Kendo stick around as he awaits a response.*
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Post by aces on Jul 14, 2008 10:32:52 GMT -5
As Punch finishes, Metallica's "Fuel" begins to play. Johnny Aces steps out from behind the curtain sport his signature street clothes, a Blue jeans, cowboys boots and a New Orleans Saints Jersey (The week it was Reggie Bush). Also noticeable was the bandage on his head, a gift from Punch at Soul Survivor. He makes his walk down to the ring, joining Punch inside. After being handed a mic, Aces responds to Punch's challenge.
I wanna start off 1st by sayin'...I don't like you. In fact, I despise you. I think you're a low life piece'a trash. But that withstandin', you're one of the toughest sons of bitches in this business. Despite the fact that I've been kickin' your ass for the betta' parta' two months, you still come down ta' tha' ring and talk yer' trash. Now you and me ain't done by a long shot, but I've gotta give you some cred fer' what ya' just said earlier. About how Hardcore wrestlin' in XWA can be seen as a joke. You ain't "made" a Hardcore wrestler. You either are, or ya' aint. And do in part to some of the ass kickins' we done seen dished out at the hands of Nigel Sledge, ain't no disputin' that right now, He's the guy at the top of the Hardcore food chain. Fer' NOW. You see, I know you and Nigel run tight in Primo's group of flunkies. And I know he's watched the beatins' I've given you the last two months. So after I've finished with you, you better believe I'm gonna start some wit' him.
But tonight? Tonight's about settin' the tone. Tonight's about showin' who's the baddest sum'bitch in this bitch. You, me and KrayVen? Sounds like a good ol' time in Rochester if ya' ask me.
Johnny lowers his mic, awaiting the next response.
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Post by krayven on Jul 16, 2008 20:17:46 GMT -5
WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
The massive KrayVen emerges from backstage.
What it sounds like, is me getting the chance to beat the CRAP out of the two of you. Punch? Just because I spent the last couple weeks teamin' with your boy Sledge, doesn't mean I'm boys with you. That was a mutual agreement between us to do away with a pair of posers. Now that tha' light work is taken care of, I handle myself some of the big fish. Which includes you two, and the rest of the X-Gen Division. You boys have gotta be the most unlucky sons of bitches on the planet. Because you two get to be broken by my hands. Or by my chair. Or by my table. Or whatever the hell else I can get my hands on.
He lowers his mic and waits for the next response.
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Post by punch on Jul 16, 2008 20:23:08 GMT -5
*Punch would be the next to respond.*
That's what happens when these damn kids get to big for their britches. I guess we can't send other lil' boys to do a man's job. And you're right. 100% correct. Just because you've been runnin' with Nigel the last month DOESN'T make us pals. In fact, it doesn't make us anything. I look at you and I see one thing...
FAIR GAME!
I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to kick ass...and chew bubble gum.
And I'm alllllllllllllllllllllllllll out of Bubble Gum.
*Needless to say, Punch was ready for a fight. All of them were. What they weren't ready for, was who was going to show up next.* |
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Post by booger on Jul 18, 2008 21:45:58 GMT -5
The Offspring's "Separated" plays over the PA...
Tony: No way. Tell me I'm not hearing that song. ANYTHING but that song...
Rochester, NY explodes into cheer as the Hardcore Icon BOOGER steps into the arena. The crowd instantly breaks into the world famous "F-T-DUB!!!" chant as Booger stands at the stage soaking in the reactions from the fans. In signature style, he picks his nose, takes a long look at what came out of it and flicks it. He pulls out his own mic and speaks up.
I hear that you guys got yer'selves a lil' 3 way goin'? A lil' "manage" action. Well I was in the neighborhood, and I'm kinda' lookin' for a FIGHT tonight myself. So I figured I'd come on out here and throw my name into this. Unless of course you ladies are afraid ta' get yer' nails dirty tonight. You want hardcore? I'll give you hardcore. Some Ava Devine BIG WET ASSES hardcore. Down, dirty, and frakkin' NASTY.
The appearance of Booger just raised the stakes on this match. He waits for the next response.
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Post by punch on Jul 18, 2008 21:50:51 GMT -5
*It was like Christmas in July for Punch. He'd been licking his chops to get a shot at one of the Icons of FTW for a while now. And here stood one of the most recognized men in Hardcore wrestling.*
Now if this ain't a damn SHOCKER! 1st Cory Stelios shows up, and now Booger. The Hardcore Legend. Well I think I speak for the rest of the quire when I say BRING IT ON! The more skulls I have ta' bash in, the better.
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Post by booger on Jul 18, 2008 21:55:05 GMT -5
Booger speaks a final reply...
Careful whatya' ask for, Punch. The guy he gets his head caved in might be your. Or it might be one of you other two. Fact of the matter is that if you boys wanna get Hardcore, you're gonna get it in spades. Hardcore 101. And take notes, there's gonna be a pop quiz on it later.
And with that, his music hits the PA again. The scene ends with all 4 men glaring holes into each other. There was no question that tonight things were going to get ugly.
The End.
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