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Post by leslie on Jul 12, 2008 20:20:27 GMT -5
Suddenly a new theme hits the P.A that theme specifically is "The Threat" by Skid Row.
Rosie: Who could this one be?
And out appears Leslie Lane, however she's wearing a new attire, and she no longer looks cheery, she looks angry and cocky this time
Lucy: Seems that Leslie Lane has decided to make a comeback Rosie, let's remember Leslie has an overall good record: She won a battle royal, she defeated T.E.N, however this was cut short when Cosette Grace defeated her.
Leslie meanwhile makes her way to the ring, many fans extend their hand hoping for a handshake, but Leslie simply ignores them. Leslie gets in the ring and with a mic she brought she starts talking
To those of you who don't know who the hell I am, don't worry after the match you'll know me as the lady who left her opponent so humiliated!
Leslie takes a look at the fans, as she reads some signs
Now I'd like to ask, why my name doesn't appear on any of those signs? I see Ashley Diamond there
cheers
Heather Fierhart
cheers
And... Oh forget it, you people wanna cheer for someone who deserves it, cheer for me damnit!
crowd answers with boos
Oh you're booing me? you really are booing me? Well let me be the first one to give you a reason for not ceasing those boos. This city which I happen to have been dropped into, is the worst one I have ever been, I am a Florida woman I am used to see muscular tanned guys, and all I see are a bunch of pale, slack-jawed yokels whose only interesting memory will be that they were in a XWA show!
more boos
Keep booing all you want, because tonight there is a smell in the air, I can smell it, and smells nice, it's the smell of victory, my victory... For a long time I tried to keep the good path, and trust me the good path sucks, I'll do whatever is needed for the victory, and while I recognize that talk is cheap, let me prove it to you with the example I'll make about the only woman who has enough guts to take me
Leslie lowers the mic as she waits for some girl to appear
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Post by blayze on Jul 13, 2008 13:31:55 GMT -5
"Foxy Foxy" plays people remember from the last episode of Glitter that this is the theme music of Lauren Blayze, XWA's newest diamond. Lauren walks out on stage her Saw like promo at Soul Survivor apparently not signaling a gimmick change for her as she walks out on stage with a smile, she wasn't sure if the cheers were because they like her or because she was out to silence Lane who they clearly don't like much, judging by the boos Lauren just heard her receive. Lauren makes her way to the ring, slapping hands and embracing the young fans. Soon she reaches the ring and she slides in, she walks past Lane but acknowledges her with a nod. Lauren climbs the turnbuckle and raises her arms.
Lauren climbs down and then receives a microphone and she thanks the stagehand for it
"Now I heard your plight backstage and I couldn't resist coming out here, you see like you I don't seem to be getting many cheers on the XWA tour. In my case it's probably because I am a new face and these people don't know me yet, but in your case it's plain as day that these fans don't like you. Insulting them? You didn't need to do that really, they just bood you on sight. I'm guessing that you did something bad?"
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Post by leslie on Jul 13, 2008 13:59:56 GMT -5
Les rises an eyebrow... in her mind was this question: "Is this rookie trying to give me some lessons?" Les rose the mic and was quick to answer
Thanks God, I am the luckiest woman on earth right now, not only you gave me a match, you gave me the easiest match ever, against this rookie!
Leslie smiles as she keeps talking
First of all, before attempting to give me any damn lesson of behavior, I suggest you introduce yourself, I can't insult you without knowing your name, I can't even bring a witty pun on your name without knowing who the hell you are or where the hell you come from. And trust me this fans might boo me, but if I manage to make a witty pun on your name, that will chase you during your whole career, and it will make you remember the fatal day were you attempted to give ME! Leslie Lane! A damn behavior lesson!!!
crowd booed this negative attitude
And as far as the boos. I don't care! I've never cared! I just did what I had to do, and back in the time, it seemed that what I had to do, got me cheers, and now it gets me boos? Whatever, I'll keep doing what I want, I can't please everyone you know, rookie.
Don't come to me with lessons of morality now... Because I haven't brought any damn aspirin, you want to do something to get their cheers? Face me! They'll cheer you on pity after I completely dismantle your rookie ass!!
Completely new character for Leslie, she was a pretty coward girl back in the time, but now... She was a mean lady.
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Post by blayze on Jul 13, 2008 14:19:19 GMT -5
Lauren laughed she wasn't expecting a demand for her name as most stars didn't seem to care whose ass they thought they were going to kick
"So, you want my full name or my stage name so you can give me a witty pun that will haunt me for the rest of my career. Do I set myself up for this or not. Why not, Lauren Blayze is my name. You'll probably hear it after the match too. But go on, I am very interested in this witty pun you mentioned"
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Post by leslie on Jul 13, 2008 16:57:04 GMT -5
Leslie thinks for a while, unfortunately, she can't come up with any witty puns...Lauren Blayze? What kind of name is that? Get a name that's easier to make witty puns, I could call you Lauren Gayze, but honestly... A 3rd grader in special education could come up with this. And that's what I don't want to come up with. 3rd grader stuff never becomes written in the wrestling history books.
So I suggest that you either get a better and easier to pun name, or that we forget this... Forget this? yeah, best we can do.Leslie removes the bandana she was wearing. As she comes up with an answerI guess that after our little match when I have pinned you I'll get inspiration, either if this chumps decide to boo me for my "evil" tactics, or if they decide to cheer me for my outstanding performance, and well who am I pretending to fool, what's most likely will be the first option, but who knows?
A think that's not likely to happen is one Lauren, your victory, sorry to burst your bubble, but you are going backstage tonight with no cheers and no victory.
Sorry Leslie lowers the mic as the crowd boos her bravado
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Post by blayze on Jul 14, 2008 9:56:15 GMT -5
"Hmmm, I guess I got of lightly on the pun there. I suppose after Gayze this isn't much more, I would think of some myself but though I'm a brunette I still suffer from my fair share of blonde moments. Still I might not have warranted the cheers in my own right but when I came out I got some, whether it was just their hatred for you or not I'll take those cheers thank you"
Lauren had noticed Leslie remove the bandanna midway through her little speech
"OK, I would suggest that you put you little lucky bandanna back on, after all with this crowd against you, you're going to need all the help you can get. Just a warning I'm no pushover, you may think I am a rookie because you don't know about me. I feel that ignorance it mutual, I haven't heard of Leslie Lane before so does that make you a rookie to me? Maybe depends on my mood"
Lauren runs a hand through her hair and smiles waiting for Lane's response...
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Post by leslie on Jul 14, 2008 13:16:07 GMT -5
Leslie used her lucky bandana to wipe out the sweat from her forehead, as she answered Lauren back
I think what I wanna think, I don't care if you have been wrestling for 10 years, props to me, I am younger. But I don't think so, I mean whoever chooses "Lauren Blayze" as their stage name other than you? This is not the 90s Laura, wrestling has lost all its cartoonish look.
But you know there's something cartoons and you have in common, well actually there is more: Both of you are caricatures, both of you are funny and both of you can't be taken seriously...
This crowd is against me? Trust me they'll change their opinion after they see me with my foot on your mouth.
crowd boos Leslie's arrogance as Leslie put backs her bandana
Step by step I'll take you out Lauren, tonight won't be your night girl, get that idea in your mind already because I don't want tears nor tantrums after my match...
Leslie cracks her neck as she waits for an answer.
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Post by blayze on Jul 14, 2008 14:00:13 GMT -5
Laura?!? Oh that is low down
Lauren shakes her head
"Seems you have been watching many cartoons, most people grow out of them. Fiction and reality rarely cross in my mind, my stage name was actually chosen by my last boyfriend. So I can't take the full blame for that one Ms Lane, OK so you mentioned cartoons, called me Laura, and said something about your foot in my mouth... It gives me an idea"
***Permissioned***
Lauren puts her finger up in the eureka moment pose, before thrusting her right leg out and catching Leslie's chin not full force but enough to knock her down, then Lauren receives one of the biggest cheers ever in her career, and a small Blayze chant can be heard. Lauren then stands over Lane and raises the microphone again
"If this were a cartoon, that kick would have had a 'POW' sign, and you would be seeing stars and hearing birdies tweet now. Next time that kick comes, I won't hold back"
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Post by leslie on Jul 14, 2008 14:49:46 GMT -5
Les was just clutching her jaw after that shot, she stared at Lauren with amazement, soon her amazement became rage, Leslie rose the mic again
Oh you are just gonna regret this bitch!
with all being said, Leslie throws the mic and jumps on Lauren! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! Suddenly the time keeper seeing both Leslie and Lauren brawling on the mat, decides that the time has come to ring the bell.
END
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