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Post by myth on Jun 30, 2008 2:11:55 GMT -5
Sun Doesn't Rise by Mushroomhead plays over the speakers of the XWA arena. Out comes Anthony Xavier. Last time we saw him, he was getting handed by Vikram. One statement that Anthony made true was that he was still standing, even after the beating that Vikram had given him.
Anthony walked out onto the entrance stage then walked down the entrance ramp and climbed into the ring. He reached out for a mic and one was handed to him. His music began to fade.
Roach: For being such a big guy, he hasn't had much luck in terms of winning matches. First he lost a tag team extreme rules match to Nigel and Krayven, then he lost to Vikram. But he's still coming out here, so I guess there's something to be said for that.
BuZZ: He's not handling himself like he should. This nice guy routine he's doing is not working for him. It's costing him matches and a possible title shot at the X-Gen title.
So, a few weeks ago, I came out here and stated that I was making my claim in the X-Gen division. I was then greeted, if you can call it that by Nigel and Krayven and they challenged me to a tag team extreme rules match. They proceeded to beat me and Chet. Then, Vikram had his way with me. I am still here, I am still standing, just like I proclaimed from day one. There is no one that will make me back down or quit from this sport. So, this is going out to Nigel and Krayven. Me and Chet, whose currently not out here yet, are this time, challenging you two to another tag team extreme rules match. [/b] Roach: It's almost like he's in a Tommy Dreamer like mind state when Sandman beat him down with the singapore cane.
BuZZ: And he's asking for another..I'm sure Nigel and Krayven will be happy to give him another.[/center] |
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Post by chet on Jun 30, 2008 10:19:25 GMT -5
And soon Chet's theme is next to be heard as out appears the most jolly wrestler in the whole company, as always busting the Dixon Wiggle ;D Chet walks funnily to the ring as he carries a mic, he then gets in the ring and lays his hand on Anthony's shoulder. He then chuckles a deeper accent
Nigel Treadmill, Crayon... You boys think that you got the toys. You boys think that you are tough cookies! You might won us once, but the sole concept that you will become a two-peat tonight, it's laughable
Chet fakes some laughs
'Cause what you have here is me the Hardcorest person in XWA Chet Dixon a man who strongly dislikes custard, and next to me is my friend Anthony "Green Jolly Giant" Xavier-Wilmington.
Tonight there's no dancing, there's just bashing your skulls! And believe it boys me and Anthony have done our homework, we have worked our chemistry, it's like we were practically married!
crowd laughs and cheers, however after that statement Anthony doesn't seem so happy to know that Chet considers him his "husband" ;D
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Post by myth on Jun 30, 2008 14:57:22 GMT -5
If I'm the supposed husband, then your my bitch. [/b] The crowd laughed at Anthony's joke.But seriously, we've done our work. And we're ready to face you two again. So if you two got the balls to come out here and accept our challenge, the please, don't keep us waiting.
If you don't come out here, then you'll be branded British Pussies and I'll be sure to submit your pictures to whatever British magazine is circulated. It would really damage your image in terms of that tough guy persona's you guys like to act out.[/b][/center][/font] |
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Post by nigel on Jun 30, 2008 19:18:11 GMT -5
Nigel steps out from backstage. With mic in tow, he responds to the men in the ring in his usual style.
I'm sorry ta' burst ya' bubbles, ladies. But I'm not fightin' EITHER of you tonight. Ya' see, I like a challenge when I do what I do. And if that match a few weeks back says anythin', it's that you two are cut from the same cloth. JOBBERS. I don't fight Jobbers. The next match I fight in, is gonna be against a credible opponent. Preferably, whichever one of the jumpin' beans come out of tonight as X-Gen Champion. Heh heh, I've got nothin' ta' prove against you wanks. But If ya' wanna really do somethin' tonight, how about you two pussies fight amongst ya'selves, eh? I mean what do either of you have to lose? Aside from another match, HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by myth on Jul 1, 2008 5:03:19 GMT -5
What it sounds like to me, is that you're scared to face us again, because you don't want to chance being beaten by us. You can call us jobbers all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that by your refusal to fight us again, proves that you don't have the balls to face us again. [/b][/center][/font] |
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Post by chet on Jul 1, 2008 10:37:32 GMT -5
Chet then chuckles a pompous doctor accent as he answers back to Nigel's uninspired wordsActually Mr. Sledge. I can psychoanalyze and detect the root of your pathology, what me and the Royal Academy of Charlatan Psychologists have decided to name: "Forevedus Pissofdus"crowd cheers as Chet keeps talkingComes from an internal frustration of one of Nigel's wishes, that he can't realize so far, because we all know that as much as science has progressed. We can't yet turn a man into a donkey like Nigel wishes, if he doesn't then tell me why he heehaws HAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAA! so loud and proud!crowd laughs as some "Nigel's an ass" chants start.Well Nigel crowd has spoken, and as much as you try to say no to it, like kids were told to say no to drugs, everyone has baptized you as the real ASS of XWA 
And our duty, because Anthony and me are like Starky and Hutch, like the guys from Miami Vice, like B.A Barracus and Murdoch, our duty is to tame you and your cyborg-named friend Crayon. No matter how much plundah we have to break on your bodies!Chet then shakes his head in front of Nigel to show him that he doesn't fear him at all, Chet then slaps Anthony on the back and speaks to himTell 'em! Anthony Xavier-Wilmington, Tell 'em how much they suck! Tell 'em! Tell 'eeeeeeem!Chet then lowers the mic and waits for an answer
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Post by nigel on Jul 1, 2008 18:58:38 GMT -5
Nigel basically blows off every word Chet says as if he hadn't even spoken. He focuses his response on Xavier.
Why did I expect that ta' come outta' ya' mouth? I tell ya', you must be the most predictable poor sap of a human being on the planet. "You're scared to lose to us, BLAH BLAH BLAH." That would actually imply that you could WIN in the 1st place. And let's face it, the both of you are marred in total failure. You're losers. What do I have to gain from fightin' a pair of losers aside from the satisfaction of beatin' you two pounces bloody,
AGAIN.
Nigel grins before continuing...
On second thought, come to think of it...that kinda sounds like a good idea. A GREAT idea. As a matter of fact, how about I make this a little more interesting. Krayven & I WILL fight you two bitches tonight. And we'll beat you bitches again. And when we do, the two of you arsejockies NEVER...EVER call yourself X-Gen again. Yea, you heard me. If you want to fight us tonight, you put your X-Gen careers on the line. If we win, you pussies are OUT. And if you win, hell...I'll actually let EITHER of you challenge for the X-Gen title before I do. No...as a matter of fact, I'll GIVE whichever one of you get the winning pin my X-Gen Title shot. That's how confident I am we're gonna DESTROY you piffs again. Question is, are you wanks man enough for the task or not?
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Post by chet on Jul 1, 2008 19:31:06 GMT -5
Chet just answers backLet me answer to your proposal in words you peroxide blonde can understand....
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!crowd laughs as Chet just heehawed mocking Nigel againYou don't call the shots here blondie locks Me and Anthony we can't leave the X-Gen Division 'coz we are natural born hardcore. We eat, sleep and breath hardcore, and if you just think that some heehawing no name like you can get us out, then I guess you are WROOONG!
And yeah walk out of here. I know that in less that seven minutes Mr. Gallas has already given you the pink slip of doom Our careers ain't in the line, maybe if you were the champ... Or maybe if you were someone good... Or maybe if putting my career saved mankind....
But so far just because Blondie wants me out of X-Gen I say no, Uncle Sam wants me in X-Gen that's why your proposal Nigel... Is... De... Ni.... Ed!  Chet shows his long pink tongue at Nigel, he didn't wanted to put his X-Gen career on the line just for the sake of one match.
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Post by nigel on Jul 2, 2008 19:50:12 GMT -5
Nigel replies...
Dixon, the peice a' chewin' gum stuck ta' the bottom of me' boot is a better fighter then you, so shut ya' pie whole and let the men talk, Sunshine. I'll at least listen ta' what Xavier has ta' say cuz he's not mentally retarded. Best part of you ran down ya' momma's leg when ya' skeevy arse was conceived ya' ponce.
He then proceeds to like last time flip Dixon off.
Justas I thought. Neither of ya' tossa' got any nuts. Fine by me. You can keep ya' pathetic careers, it's not like either of you have amounted ta' much anyways. Maybe just doormats for the rest of the roster, but that's about it. Tonight, me and Krayven are gonna fight ya'. And we're gonna beat ya'. And when we do, do us both a solid. Play dead. Cuz I've got bigger fish ta' fry then ta' keep low ballin' myself against second rate talent. So consider this ya' LAST time ever gettin' in the ring wit' me until either of you actually muster A win...let a lone a few wins. I'd like to think of this as my "Donation to charity". Cuz you two needy bahstidz need ta' be in the ring wit' me a LOT more then I need ta' soil my hands with you.
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Post by chet on Jul 3, 2008 10:37:45 GMT -5
Chet gives Nigel spooky fingers... Chet wasn't taking him seriously, but did ever Chet take anything seriously Chet rose the mic as he placed a finger in front of his lips asking for silenceOh Nigel I am so scared! Really, he's now suffering an episode of how we would call it... "Barfing Ebonics" It something dumb wrestlers do to make themselves look cool and hide their high percentage of "Suckus Maximus" Which unfortunately our fella Nigel here seems to suffer at a high percent.Crowd laughs again with Chet, he was a pure showmanSo? Where is Crayon? Is he a shy guy or what? Because besides having Billy Idol here, I want to see his ugly mug, and tell him straight in his face that I'll whoop his booty like if I was his father!!Chet finishes the words with a Dixon wiggle of his own. While he waits for answers.
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Post by myth on Jul 4, 2008 4:26:13 GMT -5
And when me and Chet beat you and Krayven tonight, then what? What will you do? Throw a tantrum about how lucky we got to get a win over you? Cause that's what I would expect from you. So Nigel, are you ready to eat your own words? Because I am going to get whatever weapons I can find and bash them over your head again and again until you cannot walk. And then, you'll have no choice but to wave your X-Gen title shot bye bye because you won't be in any condition to go for it. [/b][/center][/font] |
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Post by krayven on Jul 4, 2008 11:59:33 GMT -5
KryaVen suddenly pops up on the Jumbrotron backstage.
Yoooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo. Hey boys. Up here.
He seemed to have been standing in the parking lot near Chet Dixon's car.
This is a nice ride you have here Chet. Must be a rental seeing as they pay you in peanuts from what I heard. But it's at least nice to see you have better taste in cars then you do women AND tag team partners.
He walks along the car, admiring it. He kicks the rear tire and nods approvingly.
Yea. This is a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice car.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a switchblade of all things. He presses the blade on the car, and slowly walks forward, dragging the blade across the paint of the car. The sound ressembled a fingernail on a chalkboard. He grimmaces and winces mockingly as he digs the blade into the paint. As he comes to the front of the car, he yanks the blade off. He chuckles a bit and say-
Nice pinstripe by the way. *HEH HEH HEEEEEEEH*
He blows the paint dust off the tip of his knife and puts it back in his pocket.
Don't worry, Chet. It's not like you're gonna need this car to get back to the hotel. You'll be catchin' a free ride tonight. In a nice, spacious truck. One with a bed inside and pretty lights on the top of it. And your butt buddy Xavier will be right along side of you. You see, boys. We don't need to oust you guys. We'll just keep beating you over, and over, and over again until you thick headed assfarts get the message that you're not in our league. You two must get off on getting your asses kicked. So tonight's gonna seem like a full on orgy to you. I'll be sure to bring some napkins for ya' when it's all done.
KrayVen walks off.
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Post by chet on Jul 4, 2008 14:08:52 GMT -5
Chet however looks normal after that attackHey if I remember right, I came here by busThe jumbotron is still showing the damaged car, as a man walks there and sees the damaged car and start shouting Noooooooooooo! My precious car!!!! Why!! Why!! Do I share the same name of that XWA idiot!!! I hate being called Chet Dixon!!!Seemingly KrayVen had been misinformed the jumbotron video fades to black as the other Chet is in the ringOoops, someone's paying an insurance tonight Crayon You see I didn't want to say this but your wrestling skills are as painful as your car tunning skills, and everyone here in the audience knows it, they know that the Dixon Wiggler equals fantasticness and that you two equal flushthetoiletness, we might not win tonight, and our careers are plagued with loses. Nevertheless we are what the fans wanna see!Cheers come from the crowdSoooo if Billy Idol wants to heehaw more, I suggest he saves it for tonight, he'll be heehawing to the moon mourning his defeat
And Crayon I hope you don't get lost like Spinal Tap, and that you and your ugly monster mask appear here, right now, I am revved up and when I am revved up I either wiggle or I either show everyone my hardcoreness!!! What do you wanna see Anthony?
Hardcoreness without any shadow of doubt! I wanna see it too, the fans wanna see it too and the other Chet Dixon wants to see it too how tonight we get your booties handled to us in a silver p-p-p-p-p-plate!!!Chet "hulks up" as he does a looooong Dixon Wiggle which the fans love ;D
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