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[prank]

Prank's theme song hits all over the stadium as the most hated clown in XWA pops out in the stage with her cheerful, madly expression

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!

Prank's trademark high-pitched scream doesn't gain her too much fan support, as a matter of fact she's booed, nevertheless she remains oblivious to that fact.

Now! What do I have to make for you people? I don't want to be booed!!!! I tried smart humour, hijinks, slapstick humour!!! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO DO YOU STUPID IMBECILE KIDS!!!!!!

Prank completely out of control berated at a little kid in front of her, the kid started crying as the crowd booed the hell out of Prank, she suffers a new mood swing.

Oh kid take this girafee

Prank takes a balloon girafee out of her bag and gives it to the kid, who stops crying, Prank then goes to the ring, she takes out a blowpipe from her bag and blows a dart to the kid's balloon! She then laughs her ass off, the fans are outraged and start throwing trash

No way! Don't do that! Recycle! Recycle! My show always promotes recycling! Don't do it!!!!

Prank takes out a trash bag and starts picking up the trash as the fans throw her more, Prank ends up filling the bag and goes outside the ring, she then empties the bag onto Berman & Roach!

Roach: YOU IDIOT!!! Berman hold me back cause I will kill her!!!

Berman: Come on Roach, just for a few bottles and papers you want to kill someone?

Prank goes to a security guard

You, I just emptied my bag in the bin, help me picking up trash!

Security guard: Screw you!

WHAT???

Prank goes berserk as she takes out a pie from her bag, and pies the Security Guard who just fells like a sack of potatoes. The fans are shocked, Prank isn't strong how did she do that? Prank then pics up the remaining pieces of the pie.... It was lead covered with a layer!!!

Not your typical american pie uh? HAHAHA! Well Kids, this will show you a lesson, I will never tolerate swearing in my show! Swearing will make your tongues go big and black and you will never achieve anything without a good education! Anyway let me introduce to you my new sidekick!....

Prank points to the stage as she wants some "sidekick" to appear, the fans just expect a Diamond to appear and kick her ass very bad.

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

Organs kick in. Boston waits as the sounds "So Whatcha Want" blasts over the PA of the TD BankNorth Garden, and out to her new theme song steps that wild and crazy girl they call Hayley Jonas steps out onto the stage with mic in hand.

[glow=red,4,300]Wow...you know something babe, you are one interesting character if I ever saw one. Here you come out week after week and you pull your little pranky wankys on all the paying fans here. You know, you would think that you'd have learned your lesson the first couple times that you got your butt kicked, but I guess not.

It's really simple, Pranky...YOU are the frickin' sidekick! That's right I said it...YOU! Look at you, coming out here with your little bag of tricks and that adorable little dance of yours, oh man it's just sooooo cute!!! So cute it make me want to puke more than one of those little sewage filled water balloons of yours.[/glow]

*Shaking her head*
[glow=red,4,300]
You need to be taught a lesson and tonight class is in session! Hey...that rhymes. ;D The course is "ass-whoopin 101-Advanced" and the instructor is Hayley Jonas. Now how do you like them apples?[/glow]

[prank]

Prank points at Hayley and starts laughing her ass off at her

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! It's my new sidekick kids! Sgt. L' Esbos! hahahaha!!!! Doesn't she look disciplinary with that attire! "Obey me kids or you shall be s-s-s-s-spanked!!!" ha ha ha! Well nice you joined Pluggerbaster I just shown those kids the importance of reciclying! Now you ought to show the kids, the importance of following discipline! I am ready for orders! Sgt!

Prank takes out a Kaiser World War I helmet and puts it on her head, then she starts marching like a soldier, she also takes a super soaker from her bag. And points at the trash-covered Berman & Roach

Lock, Loaded and shoot!!!

Prank shoots... But the Super Soaker was loaded with paint!!!

Roach: I am gonna kill her by myself!!!!

Berman: Calm down Roach! We have Hayley Jonas in charge of that!

Was that a good shot Sgt. L' Esbos? I can do it again! but this time aiming at a much bigger target.... Your breasts!!! hahahahaha! Prepare for a toomblofeeringledering shot!!!

Prank shoots but misses her target, she hits a fan who was next to Hayley!!

Oh! I missed! Sgt! What punishment do you give me? All the kids here have to see that action and reaction is a true statement, look kids I missed therefor a reaction has to happen.

What do I do Sgt? Tape you the next episodes of that show were women love each other so much? The L Yak?

Berman: The L Yak?

Roach: This miserable excuse of human being must be refering to the L Word! If we get her there, we will have complains from the channel, from the actresses, from the GLAD! from everywhere! Please Hayley kick her mouth!!!

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

[glow=red,4,300]Did you just call me...?[/glow]

As she says this she looks over the hapless fan who is being helped (and restrained) by security...

[glow=red,4,300]Oh hell no, you sorry excuse for a sideshow freak!!! There are certain thing in this world you don't do! You never try to touch the Donald's hair...you never accept a sexual proposal from Paris Hilton-you'd be sleeping with half of Hollywood anyways-and you don't PISS HAYLEY JONAS OFF!!! Congratulations, you just succeeded in doing just that you little FREAK!

You are the only one who finds your little shenanigans funny, bitch! I know something that's not going to be funny though and that comes later tonight when the pie that I like to call my FIST is in your face!!![/glow]

[prank]

Prank scratches her head as she stares with a weird look towards Hayley

Piss off on you? Uh sorry Sgt. L' Esbos, but whenever my biological clock strikes, I, Prank use tampoons, I don't go around pissing off in holes like you did in the army Sgt!

Prank takes her hat off and adresses the kids with a motherly look

Kids... Specially girls, when you reach the age of twelve probably, there will be changes happening. You won't like dolls anymore, you will start wearing make up.... But most importantly, your urine will change, in periods of 28 days you will urine blood... No, that's nothing to be afraid off, it will itch you a bit, but it's natural...

And what do grown-up women like me do when this evil period happens? Use tampoons, with tampoons you are free to hop around, doing hijinks, entertaining kids worldwide like me..

And if you don't use them what will happen? Your oyster will itch, and you will probably end up being as pissed off as my sidekick Sgt. L' Esbos here!

Prank then points at Hayley and starts laughing at her

Well... Sgt! I have to retire, I hope your "dyke on byke" strategy works.... Bobalo-Bobalobye! hahahahaha!

Prank drops her hat and takes an ukelele out and starts singing in gibberish hopping around the ring.... Sure those words she just said to "The Hellcat" won't get away, our fans demand it....

["The HellCat" Hayley Jonas]

By this time, Hayley was fighting the urge to run down to the ring beat the snot out of this one, and oh boy was she close to doing that!
[glow=red,4,300]
ERRRRGH!!!

You make sure you bring that little ukulele to ring, so I can SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH!!! Oh you're gonna get some hell tonight, girl...I'm going to beat the LIVING HELL out of you!!![/glow]

And she slams her mic down to the ground before she storms backstage...

BuZZ: Damn, she's heated...

Roach: No kidding. That might not bode to well for Prank tonight, unless she can use her antics to get the upper hand on the HellCat. Either way, this isn't going to be a laughing matter!

[prank]

Prank suffers a mood swing and breaks her ukelele on the ring, then with a madly look in her eyes she looks at the remaining splinters of her ukelele

Now... this will be a good tampoon! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

With a crazy look in her eyes and a psychothic laugh, Prank storms out of the ring, she jumps the barricade and all the security guards hide from this mad little woman.... Hellfire and brimstone was gonna be served tonight... That was for sure

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