Post by jacobcruise on Aug 1, 2007 0:10:30 GMT -5
The arena suddenly darkens as the stage light lights turn to a teal hue. Golden fireworks begins to fall from the rafters over the stage. The fans at this local house show wait excitedly to see the forthcoming superstar emerge from behind the backstage curtain, although they have no clue as to who it could be.
The opening riffs of his theme song though are a dead giveaway. As 'Alive and Kicking' by Nonpoint begins to blare over the Pa system, fans all across the arena are sent into a frenzy, though most of them on their feet are booing. They knew what this song meant. It was a sign that the 'Gaaawd of submission' himself was coming to XWA.
The music continues to play. A lengthy time had passed since its start, yet still no one showed. Finally, the song stops and the arena lighting returns to normal. However, now the titantron comes to life. Revealing an image of Jacob Cruise. He is seen sitting in a directors style chair, hands folded in his lap. He stares deep into the camera as he begins to speak...
"Did you really....reeeeaaally...think that I would make my XWA debut at a sorry little house show? Especially in a one horse, pathetic, not even on the map town like this?"
What few cheers he did have were now gone. The fans boos are so loud now, it almost feels as if the foundation of the building is shaking. Well, Cruise really knows how to get a crowd going now don't he?
"No, I'm here in a lavish studio...Having my every want and need catered to me...Just waiting.....waiting...for the next live XWA event to take place...So I can make a decent....Worthwile debut...."
We see someone bring a drink to Cruise. As always though, he finds something to complain about. Scolding the servant for taking to long. He takes a sip of the most likely alcoholic beverage then sets it down on the table next to him...The fans continue to boo
"Please...Don't be jealous...I can't help that I am a Gaaawd...And you all are nothing more than my pathetic followers....You should be overjoyed just by the fact you got to see my face....Enlarged on this little titantron here tonight...."
The ego on this guy...Its great isn't it? Yeah...right...
"Don't worry though...For those of you who actually have a job better than working the McDonald's drive-thru...Who actually make enough money to buy some cabal tv...Well, you will get to see me in action very soon...Just keep your eyes glued to the screen....Like that should be a problem for any of you half wits....And in due time...Your Gaaawd will grace an XWA ring with his presence..."
With that, the screen fades to black. However, some lettering slowly begins to appear on the screen. Followed by a cheap voice over with it...
"This announcement has been paid for by your one and only...Gaaawd of submission...Because....He has more money than you....Goodnight..."
The opening riffs of his theme song though are a dead giveaway. As 'Alive and Kicking' by Nonpoint begins to blare over the Pa system, fans all across the arena are sent into a frenzy, though most of them on their feet are booing. They knew what this song meant. It was a sign that the 'Gaaawd of submission' himself was coming to XWA.
The music continues to play. A lengthy time had passed since its start, yet still no one showed. Finally, the song stops and the arena lighting returns to normal. However, now the titantron comes to life. Revealing an image of Jacob Cruise. He is seen sitting in a directors style chair, hands folded in his lap. He stares deep into the camera as he begins to speak...
"Did you really....reeeeaaally...think that I would make my XWA debut at a sorry little house show? Especially in a one horse, pathetic, not even on the map town like this?"
What few cheers he did have were now gone. The fans boos are so loud now, it almost feels as if the foundation of the building is shaking. Well, Cruise really knows how to get a crowd going now don't he?
"No, I'm here in a lavish studio...Having my every want and need catered to me...Just waiting.....waiting...for the next live XWA event to take place...So I can make a decent....Worthwile debut...."
We see someone bring a drink to Cruise. As always though, he finds something to complain about. Scolding the servant for taking to long. He takes a sip of the most likely alcoholic beverage then sets it down on the table next to him...The fans continue to boo
"Please...Don't be jealous...I can't help that I am a Gaaawd...And you all are nothing more than my pathetic followers....You should be overjoyed just by the fact you got to see my face....Enlarged on this little titantron here tonight...."
The ego on this guy...Its great isn't it? Yeah...right...
"Don't worry though...For those of you who actually have a job better than working the McDonald's drive-thru...Who actually make enough money to buy some cabal tv...Well, you will get to see me in action very soon...Just keep your eyes glued to the screen....Like that should be a problem for any of you half wits....And in due time...Your Gaaawd will grace an XWA ring with his presence..."
With that, the screen fades to black. However, some lettering slowly begins to appear on the screen. Followed by a cheap voice over with it...
"This announcement has been paid for by your one and only...Gaaawd of submission...Because....He has more money than you....Goodnight..."