Wild times (Invite)

[punch]

*As the show returns from a previous segment, the camera pans around the arena in search of everyone's favorite drunken bastard, Jonny Punch. He catches him coming into the arena from a side door as usual. As the crow boos him on the way to the ring, he snatches a beer from out of one guy's hand and chugs it before jumping over the guard rail. Punch climbs into the ring and swipes the mic from the PA announcer.*

How bout last week, eh people?

*The crowd boos as expected.*

Yeeeeeeeeeeea, Yeeeeeeeeeeea, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. I know what all you rednecks are thinkin'. I'm a rotten bastard for handcuffin' Johnny Aces to the ropes and wearin' his ass out with my trusty Kendo stick. And you know what? You're RIGHT!!! And if I could do it again, I WOULD. Heheheheh...

*Punch gives an evil grin as fans in the front row begin to shout "You Suck" at him.*

Butnot as good as your wife does, jackass. ANYWAYZ, If I was a bettin' man, I'd say my ol' Buddy Johnny is fightin' mad tonight. And probably still sportin' a back that looks like raw meat. Well I'm always one to oblige. And tonight, I'm not just gonna do it for you. I'm gonna do it for your new play pals, THE MOBSTAZ! You see fellas, you boys went and stuck your grubby lil' Newark noses into something you shouldn't have. But it's ok, I've got a little something to deal with you boys tonight as well.

*Punch gives segway for the arrival of...*

[burns]

The Burns Brothers...

Matt & Ray emerge from backstage met by a huge boo from the fans.

Willy: As if we ain't see this comin'?

Tony: It's pretty much known to EVERYONE that The Burns and The Mobstaz hate each other's guts. Punch couldn't have found better back-up if he tried.

The brothers make there way into the ring with Punch, and are both supplied mics. Matt would speak 1st.

Yoooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo??? Hey Boys? Miss us? I bet you did. You see, this was a no brainer for us really. After what went down last week, it was academic. Punch here hates Aces. We hate The Mobstaz. It's perfect.

You wanna know what else is gonna be perfect, fellas? The looks on these people's faces after we beat the freakin' HELL out of those three losers tonight. My brother and I, as well as Punch have something in common. The fact that we've yet to beat our enemies in a match yet. But like they say, "Things change." Tonight, combined, we put Aces and The Mobstaz down and OUT. And trust me, boys. It's only just the beginning of what's in store.

[mob]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yo yo yo yo yo...


What's...REALLY hood?

Out from backstage step G and Hoodlum.

I'll tell you what AIN'T hood. This trio a' straight SUCKAZ in the ring right now. George Carlin's bastid son and the Doulblemint Twins. You chumps lookin' for a fight? Good. Cuz you KNOW we're ready to give you one. And the homie Aces? You betta' bet yo' ass he's ready for the same.

Come ta' think of it? Where is Aces, anyway?

That's a good question, Hoody. A goooooooooood question indeed.

The boys stand on the stage with a fake look of being confused on their faces.

[aces]

From out of the crowd leaps Johnny Aces. Punch & The Burns had no idea. With a chair in hand, Aces slides into the ring...

IT'S JOHNNY ACES!!! JOHNNY ACES HAS A CHAIR!!!
And it's got PAYBACK written all over it!!!

W/Permission

Aces swings violently at the back of Punch, colliding the chair with a thud. The sound of metal hitting flesh grabs the attention of The Burns as well, who suffer the same fate. Johnny swings for the fences and cracks each brother over the head. All three men were left laying flat in the ring. The crowd roars as Johnny picks up the mic Punch had been holding and speaks.

Say hello to that BITCH named PAYBACK. She's gonna be back for more later tonight. And SO AM I!!!

A fired up Aces throws the mic to the floor, and does his signature "Toss one back" gesture before leaving the ring.

You wanna talk about statements? Aces just made a BIG one in that ring. Look at the carnage!

They don't git' along, so they gon' GIT IT ON!

At the stage, Aces stands side by side with The Mobstaz, as they all watch the trio in the ring begin to collect themselves. With evil grins on their faces, the scene cuts to the next segment.

The End.