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Post by thajoke on Jun 10, 2008 18:10:49 GMT -5
My Addiction hits the speakers. The camera moves to the stage. The newest wrestler Joker walks out. He looks happy and has a mic in hand. He strolls to the ring. Then he gets there. He stops outside the ring and leans back on the ring apron and ropes. He begins to speak.
I bet your all wondering why I am in a good mood after losing my first match. Well I'll tell it to you like this... That match proved nothing. I owned him most of the way through it. But I'm not out here to bitch about losing to someone like Loki. No, I out here to see who wants to face me. I mean they got nothing to worry about. I haven't proven anything here except that I can lose. So anyone back there have the balls or just want an easy win.... come on down. I mean unless your afraid of a LOSER like me. Hell I'll let you pick which match you beat me in..... SO are their any takers?
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Post by thajoke on Jun 18, 2008 19:07:00 GMT -5
No takers.... Well looks like there are a bunch of little bitches in the back... Does anyone have balls here..
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Post by MG on Jun 18, 2008 19:23:27 GMT -5
Damn man!
MG is walking threw the crowd with a mic in his hand.
Looks like I got to start all over again! I got to start with the jobber!
He walks to to the barricade and starts to hop over the barricade
A jobber that calls himself The Joker.
MG grabs the ropes and goes to the ropes. He get toe toe with him.
I remeber watching my favorite hero Batman save the world from The Joker you don't look like The Joker I remeber. Joker used to be gangsta and do what ever it takes to make every one "happy". Yo I want to be happy!
So tell me a joke
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Sushi-X
XWA Superstar
No limits, no fear.
Posts: 231
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Post by Sushi-X on Jun 18, 2008 20:11:24 GMT -5
Sushi-X overhears his fellow TNN member and rushes to the entrance ramp.
Whoa, whoa I hear somebody looking for a fight. I got this bro. Now let me turn to this piece of trash in the ring. You must be... Joker, right? That what you call yourself? On behalf of everyone here, welcome to the XWA. First thing you oughta learn is this: when you fight one member of TNN, you fight all of TNN.
The crowd boos as the ninja tries to talk over the crowd.
Hey, shut up! I'm trying to make an important point here. I hold a pinfall victory over Dru Nedermayer. No one else in this company can say that! But hey, I wanna hear that joke too. Come on Joker! Make me laugh.
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Post by thajoke on Jun 18, 2008 20:15:49 GMT -5
You want to hear some jokes... from your favorite Joker... Do you? Well let me think... hmmm.... jokes.... something funny. Have you heard the one about the chicken. (does the thinking man motion) Oh course you have... What happens when you cross a evil bastard with a man looking to make a point.... You get an unpredictable creature that like to deliver a PUNCHLINE... Oh thats wasn't funny. Well I guess the only joke out here is you.. Do you really think that just because I call myself Joker... that makes me some funny guy.... Or that when the lights go out...
Joker looks to the lights.
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT...
The ring goes dark. But Jokers voice is still heard.
... I'll run away like a scary little child.... Laughing all the way... Lights ON....
The lights go back on... Joker is wearing a dark paints smile and is death starring MG.
No, I am not like most jokers you'll see... But if we fight. I promise you I will stand over your broken body. And then I shall laugh and tell the jokes you always thought I should...
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Post by MG on Jun 18, 2008 20:23:36 GMT -5
Ohhh! Noooo! The lights came out I scared! AHHHH!
MG stops the sarcasim
Boy you need to stop asking the boys in the control room to help you prove a point because it ain't working. You heard my homie here X. You fight one you fight all!
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Post by thajoke on Jun 18, 2008 20:29:52 GMT -5
I was merely proveing the point that I am different then your comic Joker.... No, I never ment to scary you... for I hoped I was dealing with someone with balls.... But as to your threat about your posse geting in on the fun.... It'll end the same I'll just have more to laught over... I have no idea who you guys are or how many fools are in your band of simple minds... But it makes no differents to me... I take you all on... What type of match should this take place in?
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Post by MG on Jun 18, 2008 20:39:50 GMT -5
Ok? Damn I didn't know if your dumb or retarted but hey it's your funeral. X we gonna do this gangsta style.
MG looks to the crowd.
This a mere preview of whats gonna happen later on with the future of XWA. More beat down and less talk. This our second display! Joker!
MG takes off his chains and get ready to fight.
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Post by thajoke on Jun 18, 2008 20:43:26 GMT -5
Hey whatever it takes to help you sleep at night.... FOOL...
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