Big, Bad Men

[dozer]

The Charlotte fans are soon treated to the XWA debut of Bill Dozer. A man who was for the most part pretty well known in the indies, now making his "Big League" debut. As his entrance theme plays, He makes his way to the ring with of all things, a can of beer in his hands. He hops up to the apron, and chugs it down in one gulp before chucking the empty can into the stands (Which will probably end up on Ebay). He enters the ring secures himself a mic.

Now I ain't one of these guys whose gonna come out here my 1st night and talk about I'm gonna be makin' any impacts, stakin' claims or any of that other bull. I'm out here 'fer one thang, and one thang only. A FIGHT. That's what I do. Eat, drink beer, fight, repeat. And there's one guy on roster that I've been itchin' ta' fight 'fer a looooooooooooong, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. That fella goes by the gov'ment name of Viktor Ramsey. But most a' yall know him simply as VIKRAM. That's right, Vikram. I'm callin' yer ass out here ta' get it on. I know most a' those other so called tough guys backstage ain't got the stones ta' fight ya'. But I ain't nun'a those yella'bellied pretty boys. You want a fight? COME AND GET IT!!!

The crowd was stunned as Dozer went on and called out the man that no one wants to fight, the dangerous and volatile Vikram.

Slick: Ok, I know this dude is pretty damn big. And pretty damn tough. But is he out his eva' lovin' bald ass damn mind? Who the hell calls out VIKRAM to a fight?

Tony: Hell, I LOVE the idea. Banger vs. Banger in the middle of the ring. XWA's never had this kind of match. 2 bulls in the ring throwing bombs at each other. Now THAT'S entertainment.

Slick: Ain't that the name of Syrus' new move?

Tony: As a matter of fact it is. Do you two go to the same tailor?

While Tony and Slick banter on, Bill awaits the arrival of Vikram to the stage.

[vikram]

Just then, "Here Comes The Pain" hits the PA. Into the arena steps easily the most violent man in XWA's short history, and most certainly the ugliest...

That right there is a face only a momma could love. And I doubt even SHE loves it that much. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

He's also been on a drought of matches in recent months because no one's had the guts to face him up until now. Most of our long time fans know all to well what kind of destruction he can wreak, though. He had a 2 month winning streak ended last year at the hands of Keith Wyle.

Vikram makes the walk to the ring. Ascending the ring steps, he bolts over the top rope and into the ring. Vikram gets right into the face of Dozer, and swipes the mic from his has. He raises it and responds.

Congratulations, mate. You're the next contestant on THE PAIN IS TONIGHT. Do I want a fight? You bet your ARSE I want a fight. Cryin' shame that what I'm gonna get instead is a blood bath. I can see just lookin' at ya' that this ain't gonna be ya' first scrap. But as far as I'm concerned, it might be ya' last.

Vikram shoves the mic back into the chest of Dozer and scowls.

[dozer]

Bill couldn't help but to grin at Vikram's "Direct approach" at matters. It was everything he'd heard it was going to be. He takes a look at the mic in his hand, then back at Vikram, and then...


*With Permission

THUNK!!!

Puts the speaking end of it right upside Vikram's head. The crowd roars as what was expected to be an all out brawl started just a weeeeee bit earlier then planned. Like a heavyweight boxer, Bill delivers some excellently places shots to the jaw of Vikram, back peddling him just a bit. As Vikram staggers some, Bill winds up for a big shot and...

CRACK!!!

Delivers a mammoth haymaker that would have probably taken any other man's head clean off. But all it did to Vikram was stumble him back to the ropes. Bill raises his arm up and pats his bicep, signaling he was about measure Vikram with a lariat. He charges like a freight train at him, but...

[vikram]

Vikram drops down to the floor grabbing the top rope as Dozer lumbers at him. Dozer flips clean out of the ring, hitting the mat with a thud. Vikram rolls out of the ring to follow up on the attack, stomping the back of Dozer. He picks the woozy Dozer up off the floor by his collar and shirt, and with menacing roar, spins him around and heaves him head & shoulders first into the steel steps, which literally dent from the impact of Dozer's huge frame colliding with them.

SANTA MARIA!!! D...did you just SEE that!!! God GOD Dozer might have a concussion!!! He just completely destroyed the ring steps!!! That man is an ANIMAL!!!

Somethin' tells me that Dozer might'a bit off mo' then he can chew. Vikram is a stone cold KILLA'!

Vikram stands over his handy work and actually smiles. It might have been the 1st time he's ever cracked a grin in his entire XWA career. As officials pour out from backstage to tend to the downed Dozer, Vikram simply walks up the ramp as if nothing happened. The fans boo his every step.

[dozer]

Bill rolls over and shakes off the cobb webs. Officials try and assist him, but Bill had to muc pride for that to happen. He wards them off and stands up on his own. The fas give a standing ovation. It was gonna take more then steel steps to put Bill Dozer out of commission. The scene would end with Bill surprisingly enough cracking a smile of his own. He certainly picked the right guy to break into XWA against. Bill starts his walk back up the ramp.

Tony: This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. I just know it.

Slick: Hey, Dozer wanted a fight. And he's gon' git' his money's worth tonight.

The End.