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Post by Sarah Warfield on Jun 8, 2008 9:47:28 GMT -5
The Columbia Center is on their feet as the premiere of XWA GLITTER kicks off with the usual fanfare, a minute long pyrotechnic blast that lights up the arena. It's after that where we hear two of the new voices of the XWA. Rose: Good evening all and welcome to WORLD PREMIERE of XWAGLITTER, the new home...the new showcase of the greatest women wrestlers on the planet! I'm your play by play Travis Rose and sitting next to me on color is a lovely and talented lady, a former world champion in her time in the ring...Lucy Black!
Lucy: Hello everyone! Wow, you can feel the energy in this building, can't you Rosie? These fans already know what the XWA brings to the table in terms of action, but starting tonight...the Diamonds prove to the world that women do it better, hmm hmm.
Rose: I told you not to call me Rosie...
Lucy: Deal with it red, you're on the girls' show now. Remember that. 
Rose: Point. You have no idea how bad BuZZ wanted this gig, I practically had to wrestle him for it. They said they wanted the guy with the looks though so here I am! Sorry dude. [/color] And after all the pyro and the people are settled, the first song that plays in the Columbia Center is "Atomic Clock" by Monster Magner, the new theme of women's wrestling legend and Diamond Division commission Sarah Warfield. he fans give her a standing ovation as she makes her way into the ring, where interestingly enough there was some kind of stand in the center of it covered by a red veil. Sarah takes the microphone sitting on top of it... Phew! How're we all doing tonight Columbia? It gives me great honor to welcome you all to XWAGLITTER! Starting tonight, this is the home of your XWA Diamonds, where they will prove as they've for over a year that the women of the XWA have no equal!
Now this is a monumental occasion tonight, not just because of this being the premiere. I bet you're all wondering what's under this veil here aren't you?Rose: Well...actually...yeah!Well, with tonight marking the beginning of a "new day" in women's wrestling, it marks the inception of the XWA's official women's tag team championship. So without further ado, I present to you all...Sliding off the veil, it uncovers a display with two twin title belts encased in it...  ..the XWASapphire Championship!!! Now, the question of course, is who exactly will get the chance to become the first Sapphire Champions? Well...as of this evening conveniently enough, we have four established women's Tag Team in the XWA...The Heartbreakers, Jessica Hart & Stacie Wilson, The Dixon Sisters, Sarah & Christina, The Dojo, the comibination of Sumya, Sinclaire & Shirley Tyronne, and The Diamond Devils, Kim Hunter and "The HellCat" Hayley Jonas! It seems only fair to me that those four teams get the first crack at these titles, and tonight that's exactly what's going to happen!
The problem though is that one of those teams aren't all that established...that being Sumya's trio.Lucy: That doesn't surprise me...for being such a pain in the ass, she certainly thinks she can do what she wants doesn't she?
So tonight, we're going to have ourselves two qualifying matches. It will be a rematch from Vendetta as The Heartbreakers face The Dixons, and The Diamond Devils will face...hmmm...how about they face whatever two ladies back there can convince me that they're championship material? It doesn't matter who you are or how long long you've been in the XWA, if you can find a partner and make me a believer, then I will give you the chance to make history starting tonight...and the winners of these two matches will square off next week in Georgia for these Sapphire titles. So ladies, we've got the place all to ourselves, come on down!!!
Rose: Well you can't say that Sarah Warfield isn't a giving soul now can you? Any Diamond who can convince her is going to get a shot at the gold?
Lucy: But they'll have to go through Kim Hunter and Hayley Jonas first...that's not exactly the easy way there...And so, the commish waits for ladies to state their cases...[/center][/size][/font] |
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Post by kristal on Jun 8, 2008 11:48:19 GMT -5
J-Lo's "Get Right" begins to play as Sarah lays out the invitation to the girls, and obviously Kristal comes out not too soon afterward to a considerable amount of boos.
Rose: Well, Kristal Allan here looks to be pretty confident coming down to the ring...but it's interesting to note that at Mayday...her team kinda lost.
Lucy: But it wasn't Kristal who lost. Alexis Valentine hit a beautiful frog splash on her partner, Rosie. Besides, it's only one match.
Rose: This is going to be a recurring thing I see.
Kristal stepped into the ring with a mic already, and first she eyes the two encased title belts like a predator does it's prey. Then, she speaks.
I must say, those are two fine looking championship belts there Ms. Warfield. You're absolutely right about two women making history by winning them, and being known forever as the FIRST Sapphire Champions. But seriously...don't you want the women to be bestowed that honor to be women of class? Of dignity? Women that will hold those belts high and set the example that everyone else will follow?
She nods, agreeing with herself of course.
Then it should be clear who your pick should be...TEAM SHOWTIME, that would be me and Blake Brubaker to have this opportunity, because it doesn't matter whether it's Blake and I or Channelle and I...even though she's got plans later tonight herself...any combination of us is better than the alternative.
The Heartbreakers? They should call themselves "The Ho-Hum Club" because they're so boring they'd break people's hearts if they were champs. And then the Dixon Sisters? Christina Dixon? Really now...if she held those belts you'd have to change their names to the SAPPHIC Championship!
And then there's the Diamond Devils, aka the Lion and the Lamb. Like we don't know who's the one that carries that team, huh? All anyone would have to do is keep Hayley out and Kim in and it'd be how the gambling types call a sure thing.
Who else could you possibly choose? Alexis an Daphney? So they got lucky at Mayday...so Alexis felt froggy so to speak and used one of MY moves to win the match, who cares? I think you have one too many cookie-cutter girls picked out for this little shindig anyway. Like I said, you need class. You want class. You want the titles to be held by women who define style & sophistication, and that's one simple word. SHOWTIME.
So how about it?
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Post by kimmy on Jun 8, 2008 13:56:23 GMT -5
***Safe Home by Anthrax began to play because Kim came out by herself, so no tag team music right now, but she sort of chuckled at this display. The debut of Glitter was going to be hilarious, mainly because of the underestimation she was starting to get. In the ring, she stood beside Kristal placing her arm around her.***
Well well, if it isn't part of Team Silicone....I'd dig my head in there but I'd get lost, same with any of your other partners, OH CHRIST, did that throw you off or what....look I know the only reason you want me to be a lamb is because they are so cute and cuddly looking right......
And they say I'm the dyke.......
***She laughs, well turning around***
......you see, boldly underestimating someone is a bad thing girly girl......but when Hay and I run through EVERY single team at this tourny, and take them belts. You girls will see that, trust me, you will see that....
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Post by kristal on Jun 8, 2008 14:23:23 GMT -5
And you see what I mean by style & sophistication, or lack of it anyway. These here are 100% homegrown. Kind of you to notice though. I don't know much about your sexual preference there Ms. Hunter...but the first thing that came out of your mouth was about my breasts, so...what was your point?
Her sights are set on Kim now.
Anyway, what you call underestimating, I call good strategy. Seriously, we all know that of the two of you that you are as that prudish evil English bitch would call "The Weakest Link". So naturally in a tag match between us and you or anyone and you, keeping Hayley out of the match is just good for business. Maybe she hasn't been in as many matches, but she's won the ones she's been in though.Put yourself in my shoes for a second, between dealing with her and dealing with you...I'll take the easy way out of that one, thank you very much. For you to even think that you're winning these titles would mean that you're actually going to do something aside from just stand there and get punched, kicked and slammed all night long. Now that would be a sight to see...
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Post by kimmy on Jun 8, 2008 14:38:39 GMT -5
***Kim rolls her eyes***
You know what, it'd be nice to hear something other than the same tired old cliche lines that everyone and their mom uses, I mean c'mon......surely you've got some skill on the mic here Kristal, you don't gotta insult my sexuality, or my wins/loses......you got anything else hunn ??
***Kim yawned, shrugged her shoulders Kristal was boring her to tears***
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Post by christina on Jun 8, 2008 14:50:50 GMT -5
And soon Christina Dixon's new theme hits the P.A. As Christina appears sporting her newly invented t-shirt (XWA's logo with the gay flag colors  ) Soon available in all your XWA shops. Christina doesn't spend too much time walking down the ramp, she gets in the ring with a mic and is all business.Finally I am given what I was crying for, not a long time ago. An opportunity! Whining at your door made you open your eyes eh Sarah? Christina laughs remember the little chat she had with Miss WarfieldAnyways, it seems that there is a slight breeze of arrogance in the air, someone who didn't wasted any time making all the fans remember what they already know. Kristal, we know you know it, in fact you would be pretty dumb not knowing it, since I abandoned the closet a long time ago
Christina then speaks to everyone in the sceneBut leaving my personal life and entering my wrestling life, I'll get this belts, no matter how many silicon hooters me and my sister have to bounce back to Silicon Valley...
Or how many wrongly underestimated competitors do we have to take on, because Kim.. I don't underestimate you, and that's why you and Hay will have no chance to beat us.  Christina winks friendly at Kim HunterSo we get to face the Heartbonkers again? Woo-hoo! This is already won! Sure you'll say they beat us in that TLC match, but TLC matches are crap shoots, it's more a matter of luck than a matter of skill, it's just who gets the first weapon shot or who gets thrown of the ladder first... So I can say their victory was a lucky victory.
Because it's undeniable that me and Sarah are way better than them when it comes to gimmickless matches. And we'll get our revenge over those two, guaranteed.
Christina lowers the mic as she toys with her hair waiting for answers.
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Post by sara on Jun 8, 2008 15:05:43 GMT -5
And soon Sarah Dixon's theme hits the P.A as the always arrogant young Dixon makes her way to the ring. As always Sarah has a cocky look in her face, she gets in the ring, snatches the mic away from her sister and handles her the towel Sarah brought to the ring. Sarah quickly speaksGlitter just got better, because with this other competitors besides me and my sister this should ought to be called "Gutter" !!!
Seriously, hearing Kim and Siliconia speaking is as fun as hearing a stuttering guy trying to sing Scatman!
But fans, your fears are over, you just got blessed by the best of the bests, the Diamond that will shine forever, the crown jewel of the Dixon clan, the supreme, the magnificent, the gorgeous, the brand new hope, the queen of old and modern school wrestling, the sensei of suplexes, the headmaster of headlocks, the First Lady of Fisticuffs, all that and something more in front of you right now!loud boos Sarah can't believe it, Christina however claps for her sisterI truly can't believe it! You rather this Boobs Bunny here? You rather Kim? You rather those losers? The Heartbreakers?
Then you are dumb! But what can we expect with the lower level of American education all of you will be soon as intelligent as Boobarella's breast implants!!!
You know nothing else but boo? You don't boo me! I boo you!!!The childish Dixon boos the fans and is answered with lots of boos aswell Sarah poses and lowers the mic while she waits for answers
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Post by stac on Jun 8, 2008 15:08:51 GMT -5
:: Not even a second after Christina finishes "Brick House 2003" Stacie's singles theme plays over the PA and the crowd cheers as she steps onto the stage presses a little different then when hse last appeared at Wargames. Already having a mic she remains on the stage as her theme is cut she lifts the mic to her lips. ::
" Woah, come on Chrissy, Heartbonkers? I'd think that you could come up with something a little better then that. 'Ho-hum club?' That's even worse...come on I've heard better insults from 'special' kids. You guys are paid to do this...so...why not do the best you can? Before you go and say the same to me, I don't run my mouth and bore the fans with robotic talking. "
:: Focusing on Kim for a second. ::
" Wow, the one person out here with a brain...and it's the one Hayley has had to carry. That says something something bad about Chrissy and whats her name? " |
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Post by sara on Jun 8, 2008 15:20:38 GMT -5
this just makes Sarah angrierSARAH!! MY NAME IS SARAH!!! YOU KNOW IT YOU WHORE!!!Sarah was getting revved up here How do you dare to insult me and my sister? We are 2- and a half over you! I say a half because it wasn't me the one pinned, and as the guiding light in our team, whenever I get pinned it doesn't count as much as when Christina gets pinnedChristina gets somewhat pissed off at that commentCalm down sis, I know you are angry, this Heartbreakers come out here with no humility and no respect to us! Despite we have come here with total modesty...Rose: Modesty...
Lucy: Sarah could be a serious contender for Sumya's belt.
Rose: The Pearl title?
Lucy: No, The Shut Up Bitch award Modesty and sportsmanship! And they insult us! Christina as the Captain of our team I cannot tolerate those offenses I command that in our match you... and me, destroy this Baby Blue Boozebags! And that in the semifinals we show Kim "I wanted to kill Sarah when she debuted but I managed to jinx her career instead" Hunter and Hayley Jonas what the Dixon house is all about!
Now I've spoken!!!A heated up Sarah grabs the towel and cleans of the sweat as she lowers the mic and waits for an answer.
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Post by kimmy on Jun 8, 2008 15:40:35 GMT -5
If this is gonna turn into a little girl fight with you girls acting like you're in kindergarten, then I want no fuckin part of that......the only reason I came down here, is simply to state one thing, Hayley and I were going to go after The ACTUAL Tag Champions.....those couple dudes, whatever they like callin themselves, but then Glitter happened.
IF that means that our competition SEVERELY got narrowed down, and SEVERELY got worse, so be it.......we'll deal......you don't wanna respect me that's fine, that's cause none of you respect yourselves......
***With that Kim headed out, fists raised, then across her waist making the championship motions***
Their ours.......ours......
***She smirked, and was gone backstage***
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Post by stac on Jun 8, 2008 15:44:22 GMT -5
" I wasn't referring to you at all Sarah I meant that Kristal bitch...but you'll do just fine. Your are nothing but a loudmouthed little bitch. I think you and Scumya would make a perfect couple. You both love to run your mouths and you both think your the greatest thing since Billy Graham....without the charisma...or the ability. "
:: Looking at Christina. ::
" Why was she allowed to make it past the crib? GODDAMN she's irritating...and you let her boss you around...how pathetic. " [/b] |
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Post by kristal on Jun 8, 2008 17:57:20 GMT -5
I'll tell you what's pathetic. The fact that you little skeezers can't take what you try to dish out. So I'm boring you to tears Stacie? I'm like...so ashamed, I mean your approval means so much in the business, I just don't know what I'll do with myself. Oh God, Stacie Wilson doesn't like me! What am I to do?
End sarcasm.
And as for the Diamond Division's second jobber Kim Hunter, who doesn't seem to be able to finish what she starts, well...that's pretty much been her whole problem all year now hasn't it? Just not able to seal the deal. You come out here and talk about my boobs...the same way you tried to talk about Channelle's, and the same way that Christina came and did the same thing. Really girls, what's with all the breast talk all of a sudden? That just confirms it all doesn't it? You two would make a great couple, and then you can talk about whose tits are real or fake all you want!
You want to stop hearing about losing Kim? Then win one when it matters you worthless piece of Boston Baked Trash!!! You think running off backstage is going to drown that all out? And you're the one calling these two childish?
Then she looks back over to Stacie and the sisters for a few seconds.
Actually, you might be on to something there. You know what, I don't even have anything else to say. It doesn't matter who between the two of your teams wins tonight, because after Kimmy gets her ass kicked again then you'll be getting yours kicked all the same. The only question is whether or not Blake and I are going to be filling that spot. That's all in your hands Ms. Warfield. I think that these little girls have pretty well enough proven my point...none of them deserve those titles. They can talk like they do, but come on...there's really no comparison here!
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Post by christina on Jun 9, 2008 3:50:44 GMT -5
Christina not impressed answers backWhoa, whoa whoa, Stacie, why should I even bother listening you? I mean, everytime you have promised to beat us, you have failed, except one time. Whatever is the relation between me and Sarah doesn't concern you. Only thing that concerns you, is how are you gonna beat us, because history has proven that without weapons you two Baby Blue Bloopers have no chance.
Back to you Kristal. Me and Kim a great couple? Please! I am more of a lipstick girl Christina laughs, however it seems she was the only one who got the joke.
Rose: Lipstick?
Lucy: The term "lipstick lesbian" is used for lesbians who behave in a feminine way, that is what Christina does.
Rose: Aaah so that's why Christina wears make up, dresses among other things.
Lucy: Exactly
Rose: Now she's given me more reasons to fantasize with her, knowing that she's not a bull dyke
Lucy: Did you know that dyke is no longer considered an insult within' the lesbian community?
Rose: No. But I wonder why you know so much of lesbian stuff 
Lucy: I read it on wikipedia! ;D
Christina then speaks some moreBut yeah, Kristal you are right, I mean what's up with the breast talk? I guess I got shined by them, after all I am human
But anyways you should thank me that I was nice to you, I could have said that you are nothing but a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho.crowd cheersAnd I think everyone here agrees. But hey don't worry after me and Sarah are done with you, that's if and only IF you and your comrades manage to beat The Devils, the fans won't remember you as the filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho... But more like the big loser you are.
Cya later Boobsie McGrath
fans cheer, as Christina's theme hits, both Dixon sisters abandon the scene.
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Post by kristal on Jun 9, 2008 10:47:14 GMT -5
Wow. I mean...wow. I've just become the victim of OPL-Other People's Lines. Now, Ms. Warfield...do you seriously want some worthless excuse for a wrestler like that, who can't even come up with their own material, to be your first Sapphire Champions? I mean...geez, it's not even that hard to think of something more clever to say that that. 
Yes, I think that confirms what I said already...you need us in this tournament, for the sake of the entertainment value of your brand new show not going down the toilet the first two weeks with the second rate leftovers you have running around here.
You'll be doing yourself a service, and the whole Diamond Division a service by putting Showtime into this thing. I promise you that you'll earn back your investment when these people have themselves champions they can look up to, and not just laugh at or pity.
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Post by stac on Jun 9, 2008 11:04:10 GMT -5
" Kristal? SHUT UP! The only people who find you entraining are the stupid little internet smarks who think they everything about this business but don't actually know shit. As much as you like making fun of people like me and Jessica, it doesn't really effect us. We don't give a crap what you think we are in this to do two things, have fun and entertain the people who DO find us entertaining...not bitter stuck up prepy bitches like you! "
:: Turning to Sarah ::
" Thanks for the opportunity Sarah, you won't regret it."
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) Soon available in all your XWA shops. Christina doesn't spend too much time walking down the ramp, she gets in the ring with a mic and is all business.
