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Post by myth on Jun 7, 2008 5:55:00 GMT -5
Sun Doesn't Rise by Mushroomhead begings to play on the newly created show of Overload. The sounds of the instraments piercing through the air waves, removing all of the virginity silence that once filled this place. But now, the crowd jumps to their feet, cheering on the 7'0" giant that was now making his way through the curtain and onto the entrance stage.
Anthony stood on the stage and looked over the crowd. He raises his arms into the form of an X. The crowd responds by doing the same. Anthony just smiles. He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. A mic is slid into the ring. Anthony walks over and picks it up. His music fades into nothing as he begins to speak.
Charlotte, North Carolina, LET'S HEAR SOME NOISE IN THIS PLACE. [/b] The crowd cheers loudly.I can't hear you. MAKE SOME NOISE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT![/b] The crowd becomes even louder, almost deafening.Tony: The crowd sure is on its feet here for Anthony tonight.
Willy: Nothing but cheap pops and a lame attempt at trying to boost his fame. God I can't wait for someone to shut him up.Now I know its been awhile since you guys have seen me in the ring. It's not a secret that I've been slacking on the job. I take full responsibility for that. I have no excuses for it. But tonight, that changes. Tonight, Anthony Xavier makes his X-Gen debut along side Chet Dixon against Nigel Sledge and Krayen.[/b] The crowd boos heavily at the mention of Nigel and Krayven.Yea, I don't like them either. They made their points about how I don't belong in their world. How I'm trying to cash in on the success of the X-Gen division. You see ladies and gentlement, this is whats known as blind ignorance. Because they couldn't be farther from the truth.
Anyone that knows me and I mean really knows me, knows just how capable I am with a chair in my hand. Or a sledgehammer. Or a kendo stick. Or anything that I can get my hands on. And tonight when I do, I'm going to wrap it around both of their heads and force them to realize that my place is where I choose it to be.
Now I know that Nigel and Krayven will be out here any moment to counter what I've stated, which is fine. I have no problem with that. Just gives me reason to beat their asses even more to drive my point home and prove them wrong.
So without further ado, come on out Nigel and Krayven. I know that you two are in the back. So stop wasting everyone's time and get out here.[/b] Tony: Things are about to become a bit uneven in terms of numbers.
Willy: Anthony is a big man. He makes up two people. So it's perfectly fair. I can't wait to see Nigel and Krayven put him in his place.Anthony waits for Nigel and Krayven by crossing his arms across his chest.[/center] |
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Post by nigel on Jun 7, 2008 15:29:18 GMT -5
Nigel steps out from Backstage. In on hand, a mic, in the other, his signature spray painted steel chair. He raises it to show off what was sprawled across it...
"Tony & Chet R Kid Touchers"
The fans boos heavily. Nigel bring up his mic, and open fires.
My dear Antonio. The only time bein' wasted here is the precious time of the Network, havin' ta' endure another five minute of boring Drivel.
Nigel takes a free finger and stick it down his throat, making himself gag a bit.
That's how I feel every time I hear you open ya' piehole, Mate. I'm not gonna bother wit' tha' usual shite. What I'm gonna do is let my actions ta'night do all my talkin'. And by actions I mean takin' this chair, or whatever other chair might be in the area, and wrappin' it around ya' god damn SKULL.
Nigel was never one for the long drawn out speeches when it came down to "fight night".
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Post by chet on Jun 7, 2008 15:51:14 GMT -5
And soon Chet's theme hits the P.A as Chet appears in the big screen"Tony N Chet R Kid Touchers" ? Pretty fly for a dumbass guy  Chet then appears on the stage with a mic in hand and pushing down a shopping kart filled with weapons that reads "Toys R' Us Unsold stock" Chet talks while he goes down the rampDon't sledge on us Nigel. You might have shiny chairs with shiny messages, but the man with the golden Kiss and his trusty Chet Dixon also have shiny new weapons and shiny new messages. Like for example...
"Nigel Sledge uses custard instead of gel" or "Nigel Sledge's momma is so ugly that she makes onions cry" but why messing with his momma when we can mess with himself directly Anthony?Chet gets in the ring and takes out a broom.So well Anthony, let's broom this guys to the shadows of the dark matches where they should have never come from, grab some plundah and get ready to hit that big cinema screen that Nigel has as a forehead. And don't stop till something red that isn't raspberry jam comes out of his head
But before we do this thing, before we take out this ugly ass punks. Let me...fans cheerBust...more cheersTHE DIXON WIGGLE!!!!bigger cheers as Chet does his dancing routine, he then stops and does another one, getting bigger cheers. Chet then waits for an answer.
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Post by nigel on Jun 7, 2008 16:08:26 GMT -5
And now, Nigel's response.
I got a cute lil' message fa' you two, Sunshine. "Chet takes it up the ass from Kristin, because Kristin's got a bigger dick then he does." Or how about "Ya' sista' Christina is so ugly ya' mom had to tie a slab of beef around her neck to get the dog ta' play with her. Now piss off, scumbag.
The fans rain down boos from Nigel's complete lack of respect.
PISS OFF, ya' WANKAS! I could stand here and listen to you two dickless wonders do ya' lil' song and dance fa' these idiots all night, but ya' borin' me ta' bloody tears. You both made it to the arena, which means you're dumber then I thought ya' were. So the next step, is you comin' out later and gettin' a slap somethin' proper. Now do me a fave, mates. Stow the rest of ya' bullshit. Cuz truth be told, the sounds of ya' voices is makin' me sick to me' stomach. Now, you two ladies can stand in the ring an talk amongst ya'selves about how pathetic ya' both are, or those two ugly as ass pimple birds ya' both shag. Me? I'm DONE talkin'.
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Post by chet on Jun 7, 2008 16:26:31 GMT -5
Chet archs one eyebrow and answers backKristin has a dick? Nah dude, I've seen her so many times and I can prove you wrong Unlike you. I bet you haven't seen any women's genitalia since you came outta Momma Sledge's uterus
And Christina being ugly... Dude I think that all West Hollywood would disagree with you.
But I know why you are so angry about Nigel, I mean you are speaking about pissing off so much times. I mean I'd be angry too if at such a young age I had bladder problems.crowd laughs with Chet as he shows Nigel his broomFortunately I have brought this to mop all your golden rivers. And hey Anthony if our voice is making him sick, let's keep speaking, so he'll get sicker and he'll have to forfeit the match due to sickness.
Despite I am not a doctor I can say what Nigel's illness is: An allergic reaction to crowd response. However nobody was able to come up with that diagnose since Nigel neeeeeeeever eeeeeeeeever had crowd reaction
But Chet Dixon Ph. D in Ass Kicking as well as Medicine, needs to find a cure for you Nig-nack but I'll need a blood sample, and tonight me and Anthony will get it, with a needle? Nah, with more violent and unorthodox and HARDCORE'Z methods! crowd cheers a lot, dude Chet was the real showman
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Post by nigel on Jun 7, 2008 16:37:12 GMT -5
Nigel responds...I'm gonna say this as simple and concise as possible. In a way that even a moron like you can unda'stand it.  And with that, Nigel drops his mic, and heads backstage. Play time was done.
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Post by chet on Jun 7, 2008 16:41:25 GMT -5
Chet then thinks for a moment
ugh he needs to clean his nails
Chet then speaks to AnthonyAnd well since blonde shark fin has left us, how many of you want to see Anthony bustin' the Xavier Wiggle?the fans cheerYou see Anthony? They believe in you, they have faith in you! So Wiggle! Wiggle for them like you have never wiggled before!!!An enthusiastic Chet waits for an answer, or a wiggle
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Post by myth on Jun 9, 2008 5:08:37 GMT -5
I'll leave the wiggling to you Chet. You're a much better wiggler than me. As for this match, it's wide open as to what it can be. And since Nigel's walked off like a WANKER that he is, he's not here to decline what we suggest.
And what I suggest is a Extreme Rules Tornado Tag team match. Nigel and Krayven want to get hardcore on us, we'll get hardcore on them as well.
Any objections Chet? Or are ya ready to make Nigel and Krayven bleed for all that they are worth? [/b][/center] |
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