When Help Is Needed (O2Chet)

[myth]

It was set. Nigel and Krayven vs Anthony and Chet. Well, Anthony was right, he didn't have any problem finding a partner. Granted Chet wouldn't have been his first choice, he was still greatful however.

Making his way back to the ring, he caught up to Chet.

Hey Chet. I just wanted to say thanks for volunteering. It saved me the trouble of having to go and begging for a partner.

Now, you realize that the match isn't tonight. The match is at Overload. If we're gonna be teaming up, we gotta be on the same page. Nigel and Krayven aren't slouches. This match is going to be brutal. I'm just getting back into these kinds of matches. Ring rust for me will show.

I say, we make a pact. I have your back and you have mine. Deal?

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[chet]

And Chet was there as always in his own world with Dixon Wiggles, songs with corrosive lyrics, dances, and wanting to get rid of his jobber days. He suddenly hears a voice and turns, it was Anthony Xavier, a guy that was as tall if not a bit taller than Chet.

Hey no problems Anthony, I bet you would have done the same for me

But it's cool, when we team up... The Chet Dixon experience starring Anthony Xavier will skyrocket and will beat Gay Bar Waiter and his silent tattooed goon. All I gotta know is that if you got the spirit. That if you aren't one of this guys who think that I am a joke, because when it comes to gettin' Hardcore'z my friend, Oh boy I am no joke! I send the monster inside me loose, and I can kick ass all the way from U.S.A to Toulouse!

We will go there mano a mano, codo con codo, toe to toe, nail with finger, we'll be so close you and me that not even small particles of CO2 will be able to pass!

Metaphorically speaking of course By the way say hello to Kiss. And tell her that Christina misses her... As a friend I mean

Chet smiles as he claps his hands a busts a half-wiggle to cheer up

[myth]

I've never viewed you as a joke. Wins just happen to come by you a lot harder than it does for other people. I can guarantee you that I have a lot more spirit than what those two boys give me credit for.

I will pass the message on to Kiss for you and Christina.

How are things with you and Kristin?

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[chet]

Chet smiles

Well, Kristin now is injured, that transsexual of Michelle Marx gave her a huge beating, but she'll be cleared to wrestle in the initial Glitter show, and I hope she wins this time. She trains so hard and has so much spirit.

Like us... The Wigglin' Dragons. I've heard this two guys who we are gonna face are tough mugs, but hey I am used to losing, and besides everything there is in the X-Gen Division aren't hardcore chumpz like those two. Guys of our size can destroy those cruiserweights... Well destroy, just that we got the weight advantage because sincerely I don't see myself destroying anyone

If we are a team we gotta cooperate as one. You know some tag team moves don't you? I know a few, but I have them rusty, nobody has wanted to tag with me since I arrived to XWA... I wonder why

Anyways now myself asking... How's Kiss? Since knowing you, she barely is on Messenger I guess that means you are treating her right

[myth]

Yes, I am treating her right. She's doing pretty good. I'm adjusting to her Playboy lifestyle, something I have never been around. It's been tough but I'm doing the best that I can.

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[chet]

Chet laughs as he pats Anthony on the back

Heh, everyone who has dated Kiss has undergone the same process But don't be jealous man, I know her Erotic movies and seeing her in the arms of stronger, beautifuler, smoother men, makes you mad, but you gotta know that Kiss just loves you

That's what she has told me anyways on msn And quite frankly I don't find that a big annoyance. What really bugs me from Kiss, is that she smokes cigarettes and weed... She really needs to cut the habit, maybe you will manage to be the guy to do so Most of her ex-boyfriends thought that Kiss looked hot smoking...

I remember when I found her and Christina totally stoned in a party, didn't you know that Kiss often smokes weed with my sister? So if you someday find her with her eyes red, don't think she has an eye infection

Unknowingly Chet was revealing to Anthony that he knew some hidden facts from Kiss

[myth]

Yea, I know she loves me. It's just hard to difficult to get used to since I'm more of an old fashioned guy.

So she smokes weed? I have to say I really haven't seen her smoke any. As long as she doesn't go overboard with it, then it'll be fine.

So how are you feeling after our match?

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[chet]

Interesting question there, Chet thinks for a while before answering

How I feel? I feel as angry as when I got no answer to all the fan mail I sent to The New Kids On The Block! As angry as when I got no answer to all the fan mail I sent to Red Dwarf's cast! As angry as when I was voted Most Likely To Be An Idiot in High School!

Yet! I won't die in frustration, neither should you Anthony! We should challenge those goombaheads again and show them what the Dixon-Xavier tandem can really do! We are natural born hardcorers. And those guys are none!

So Anthony are you ready for Rambo: First Blood 2, 'cause all that violence and some more, we are going to unleash over those guys!!!

quick wiggle as Chet waits for an answer.

[myth]

I could definitely go another round with them. I wasn't really all that warmed up. Getting back into the hardcore environment is going to take longer to get used to than I expect....which gives me an idea.

If you're not busy later, I think we should get together and, I know that this is going to sound really fucked up, but, I want you to beat the holy hell out of me with any and all objects. The more used to being beaten with objects, the better I'll be able to stand up against Nigel, Krayven and the rest of all the X-Genners.

So, what do you think?

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