Not a single funny joke! (o2 Diamonds)

[prank]

Prank's theme song blasts all over the P.A as the dangerous deranged clown appears, this time she carries a new flower bag, with an ukelele popping out of the bag, the fans nontheless boo her, Prank gets in the ring with a mic

Now!!! X.W.A Faaaaans! Arrrrrrre you rrrrrrrrready to laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh?!

That Michael Buffer-esque announcement only caused Prank to receive more boos

Now how can you dare to boo me you ungrateful, unpleasent humpaboogers!!! After the show me and the Freak sister put last week, you still boo me!!! It was a great show!! Damn! It was a showcase of talent, you all saw my flips and Freak Sister shown everyone her tricks!.....

However something odd happened when I finished my special and Freak Sister laid on me, an unknown guy dressed with a strange stripped attire counted 1-2-3 and then all of you cheered!!! you all gave cheers while Freak Sister was celebrating! And when I got up..... I GOT NO CHEERS!!! NO CHEERS AT ALL!!!!

Prank suffers a mood swing, as she leaves the ring for once, she spots a poor referee next to the announcers

Roach: SECURITY!!!

However Prank gives the referee a huge lolipop, the referee surprised holds the lolipop

Take a bite we are friends now

The ref takes a bite.... But the Lolipop candy wasn't candy it was a metal layer!!! the Ref falls down grabbing his teeth as Prank grabs the metal lollipop and starts bashing the referee with it! Each and every strike just causes more boos!

Berman: We need help here this is getting out of control!!!

Roach: Security! We need someone to restrain this mad woman!!

After Prank was done with the referee she aproaches the fans, and has completely switched moods, she aproaches a little girl with popcorn

Holy Toomboolfery! give me pop corn!

the scared little girl does so, as Prank takes the corn and aproaches the barricade where a security guard is, Prank throws the pop corn as confetti and the security guard grabs her

Security Guard: You are obviously a threat to the fans, your comming with me

Tsk, tsk, tsk, such bad mood, but kids as I say in my show, only animals gives us good mood, so gentleman here you have Rowdy Roosty Piper, the champion of rooster fights!!! hahaha

Prank opens her bag and a wild rooster comes out and attacks the security guard (the fight it's obviously staged) Prank laughs maniacally as the security guard gets beaten and pierced by the rooster. the fans boo

Well, I know why are you booing, too much hijinks, and too much little naki-naki smart humour, well ladies and gentleman it's time, it's time it's PRANK's STAND UP COMEDY TIME!!!

The fans sigh as bad jokes will come

Oakiley Doakiley here comes the first one.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris open, I'm going to come in.

Prank busts her ass laughing as the fans boo her, she then stares at the fans with a psychothic look

I ain't funny uh? Well you blasteflagging spooners I have been here trying to put a funny show, maybe it's not my fault, it's yours and since you haven't event told a funny joke is time, that the clown is the one who laughs at the spectators..... it's time you all suffer the slapstick I've been put thru!

Prank aproaches the fans as she takes a bowling pin out of her bag, however before any mishap can take place, some Diamond tired of Prank interrupts......

[amybreaker]

Above by Fallout Theory U.S.A hits the P.A. and every one in the crowd is trying to figure out who it is when Amy Breaker comes out with a mic in hand and looks at Pranks and has a pissed of look in her eyes. She then walks down to the ring while talking.

Prank no one likes you we are tired of you stupid forking jokes that aren’t funny at all. Also you’re a want to be all you do is try to make yourself look cool and funny when all you really are doing is making your self-look like a bitch with no friends. SO since all you want to do is joke. I got a good joke for you. What’s stupid ugly and doesn’t know how to wrestle?


The crowd yells what.


This bimbo Prank.


The crowd Cheers for Amy and then Amy rolls under the bottom rope and stands in the middle and Says

So I got something that anit no joke Me vs. You in a singles match and if you lose then you have to stop with the jokes and get a new look and be a good little girl. Now are you down for that Prank?

Amy waits for Prank to answer.

[prank]

Prank hasn't heard anything as she was too busy jiggling and hopping in the ring, she then spots Amy.

Now! Everyone there look! It's... It's... It's my new sidekick!!!

Prank points at Amy and takes out a water balloon

Well diddity-well! What are you capable of...er.... What name could I give to you? Hmm.... Oh yeah, Amy The Crammy! she's my new joker, she's my new sidekick, and she wants to help me with my jokes out here!!!

Prank is oblivious to what Amy just said, however, her sight changes and she helds her head down

Now... what did you just said? You think you can come here and bury me in front of my spectators, in front of people who paid to entertain them, you.... are nothing!

But a show-stopper! You want me to look unfunny! so this spectators just boo me! I know why this bangiboongs boo me! It's because of your fault! You aren't a good sidekick! You aren't even a good woman at all!

Prank then points at Amy and takes a water baloon from her bag

You! Since you have done nothing but poke fun at me! it's time, it's time, it's time! You start being poked fun at you!!!

Prank throws Amy the water baloon which bursts near her. However it wasn't filled with water, it was filled with sewage! a huge stink covers that area as the fans boo, while Prank laughs at Amy

Roach: Oh god! that's disgusting! Somebody please remove her phisically out of the ring!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! You idiot! Now you will learn that I always get the last laugh, you always be the fool, I will always be the one to fool! hahahahaha! You really think you can act tough! Emo girl? eh? Go back, go back to suck the Straight Edge! And do not ever, eeeeeever interrupt me again!

Prank throws Amy the bowling pin she had, however she misses. Then she suffers another mood swing

You... you said I had no friends uh? well Amy Crammy I do have friends all this children here are my friends, all this children here love my show, until broomasses like you interrupt it! If you don't like my jokes, then there's a problem with you flabberstagger!! My jokes are funny, you are not, so now get out of here and let me keep my show or I will eliminate you!!!

Kids, do not do this, only Prank can do this, there's a lesson to be learned, if speech cannot help your arguments, then fists can do a good job, like I will do with this Emo Barbie right....... noooooooooooooow!

Prank takes a lead pipe out of her bag and starts swinging it, and hoping around the ring

[amybreaker]

Amy looks at Prank and then does a sadistic smile and speaks.

Now you see that’s all you think you have. These kids hate you they could care less if you up and vanished matter of fact they would love for you to do that. Also I anit your sidekick you pompous bitch so get that right. Also my name is Amy Breaker get that right to. And sorry to break it to you but these fans paid good money to see people like you get there asses kicked all around this ring by people like me.

The crowd starts cheering

Roach: Thank god for this Amy Breaker chick this bimbo Prank is getting on my last nerve.

So Prank you never answered my question me vs. you in a match. Also don’t keep me waiting if you’re to scared that your going to lose. And I’m not going any were till I get my damn answer so swing away you joke.

Amy waits for the right moment to knock the shit out of this girl with the brass knuckles in her back pants that Prank knows nothing about.

[prank]

Prank again didn't listened she was too busy sinking into her madness, just as Amy finished her words, Prank uses the lead pipe and goes into a militaristic pose

To move swiftly, strike vigorously, and secure all the fruits of victory, is the secret of successful war!

Roach: Stonewall Jackson? What the hell is going on?!

Berman: I guess it's now time for the Prank American Civil War Impression

Roach: Oh no, don't call the bad time now.

Prank takes out a Southern hat from her bag and puts it on her head

Kids as I say you can have fun and learn at the same time as you see now I am Stonewall Prank! and this Amy Crammy here, who could she be... Uhm....George Meade!

Prank takes a Union hat and gives it to Amy, does she really expect that Amy will put that on, nontheless Prank takes out a toy cannon and aims it at Amy

(In a Stonewall Jackson pose) Haha! Now where are your Union goonies eh? Meade. If I Stonewall Jackson didn't died of pneumonia a month before it was made, sure Gettysburg wouldn't have been so succesful for your star-mangled ass!

Roach: You know what's most scary of this Berman?

Berman: What?

Roach: All those historic facts Prank gave are correct!

Berman: So you telling me that we have a mad clown who's an expert in American Civil War?!

Roach: The world is odd... Berman

meanwhile the battle keeps on as Prank hops around Amy with the confederate hat on and the toy cannon, she has put her lead pipe into one of her belt loops like if it was a sable as she hops she spots Amy's brass knuckles

What's that Maede? Brass Knuckles? Sure one of this pro-abolitionism stinking Irish has given it to you! Couldn't I expect less about the Irish, they steal our job and now our steel!

However that ethnic insult, nevertheless if it was a Southern impression caused many boos from the crowd

Now Maede it's time you die and you keep of speaking about "matches" they are dangerous, they can burn the little children and the Irish althought I don't consider that to be dangerous at all... Taste the Southern steel Maede!

Prank fires her toy cannon, that eventually has a bullet, but she totally misses... well kinda the bullet hits Roach's face! it was a paintball bullet!

Roach: MOTHERF*****!!!!!

Berman: The South will shine again! hahaha

Roach: That's not funny!!!

Prank seeing she hit Roach, she shouts towards Roach

John Wilkes Booth came soon eh? Abby?

the fans booo nontheless Prank has no idea what's all this is about, after such a poor (but historically correct ;D) impersonation, Prank switches mood again

Now all you kids had fun? you see history is fun!

Althought it was funny, the fans don't want to give Prank any reason and they boo her

No! No! No! Don't boo me! I didn't got this diploma in American History for that!! DON'T BOO ME!!!

Prank turns her attention now to Amy

You! YOU! YOU! What have you done Amy Maede? This fans... my fans are actually believing you were a real Maede! You ain't that! You are a phony! yes that's what all you are and being a hypocrit it's something you must avoid kids, since no matter how much they tease you in school you always must fight for your own personality! you will always find this big bullies like this Amy Maede telling you not to do so, but I....

I care about you! And as they say all bullies no matter if Union or Confederate they end up getting what they were looking for! this Amy Maede girl had irish steel with her! and she was about to use it! That's horrible bullying! I DO NOT TOLERATE BULLYING IN MY SHOW!!!! Consider yourself FIRED! Slapstick jokes are funny but not with steel!

An angry Prank removes the Union hat from Amy's hands and she stomps it, she then lays on the floor and shouts at the hat

The only true rule for cavalry is to follow the enemy as long as he retreats.... Ain't that right Maede you might won the war, but I will kick your bully daughter's ass!

Roach: Another Stonewall Jackson quote! Berman I tell you if sometime they cure Prank from his mental disorder we'll put her as a history teacher

Berman: You have any hope Prank regains her sanity?

Prank then gets up and unfolds her "sable" she uses it to point Amy Breaker

I ought to teach you and my Prankstas a lesson: How Bullies End! prepare bully, your days of abusing are over!!! No matter if you are Amy Maede... I am Stonewall Prank!!! And I have all the Southern Children Cavalliers standing behind me and the Confederate Flag!!!

As Amy can apreciate Prank is totally mad, suffers lots of mental diseases. And she will never realize what's she doing in XWA after all However she's dangerous and out of control and must be stopped somehow.... Seemingly her last words where the challenge from a match, Prank keeps pointing at Amy with her "sable" while she still has the Confederate hat on her head. As she waits a response from Amy "Maede" Breaker