The REAL Boot Camp (O2 Tag Teams)

[Jessica Hart]

As the show rolls on the Titantron show an image of Jessie in Drill Sargent hat with the new Heartbreaker Tee (Even though they were basically losers they still get merchandise) with Stacie standing at attention. The crowd has a laugh over their so-to-come antics, Jesse paces up and down the hall with a mock scornful look on her face as she looks at Stac who's in a Private Cap

Private Stacie put the cupcake down.....now! before you really get a rump too big for TV, your not a pig but your reallllll close Private aren't ya?

Stacie tries to answer but Jess cuts her off

It was a Rhetorical question bubble booty!

Jess' hat nearly falls off which causes Stac and the crowd to laugh at Jess

Now even though we have beaten Thing 1 and Thing 2 also known as the Dixons we can't celebrate can we?

Stacie tries but...

Another Rhetorical bubble booty!

This time Jesse's hat does fall off to which Stacie picks it up and the crowd laughs their collective heads off as "Private bubble booty" hand her Sgt Heartbreaker her hat

Thank you Private...Now the question is where do we go from here, do we rest and embrace the ass-whoopn' we gave The Dixons or do we go forward?

Stacie looks at Jess for a moment

Answer Private!

[stac]

" Go Forward MA'AM! "

:: Trying desperately to keep a straight face, Stacie continues. ::

" Permission to speak freely MA'AM "

[Jessica Hart]

Seeing her friend almost break character almost makes her do the same and who doesn't like to see a act break down

.....Speak Private....and you better not put a cupcake in your mouth either

[stac]

" I can't help it, I like cupcakes...Hmm maybe that's why my husband divorced me...oh well. "

:: Turning to face the camera, Stacie leans on Jess' shoulder and smile. Totally breaking character. ::

" Listen up boys and girls...The Heartbreakers WANT YOU! "

:: Taking a dramatic pause, Stacie lets the male members of the crowd in the audience get perverted thoughts. Getting a weird look from Jess Stacie continues finally. ::

"...Not like that ya pervies...we want you in the ring for the REAL boot camp. A no DQ elimination match versus us. Everyone's favorite tag team. "

[sinclaire]

Soon a Middle East sounding theme hits the P.A as the only Pakistani-English Diamond makes her way to the ring, that was none other than one of Sumya's friends, Sinclaire. She exhibits her cocky smile and shows those beautiful green eyes. Sinclaire gets in the ring and gets a mic, she then addresses the Heartbreakers

You two sound like if you had tons of confidence. And that is because you won a match? ONLY one? Pleaaaaaaase! Everyone wins matches and doesn't do In-ring orgies as a way to celebrate it, I suggest you cut this military crap right now, grab your wrestling tights and settle yourself ready for a match.

Because me and Shirley are pretty pissed off about being dubbed as the "mere henchwomen of Sumya" We are not that, we are the most prepared team that wrestling has seen.

We've got the martial arts skills, the wrestling skills, the sexy looks... Well that being me, the power skills, that being Shirley. And the gold skills, that being Sumya.

No DQ you said? Fine, really fine, neither me or Shirley will have to held back and we will free to kick your asses without an annoying referee saying us "don't hit with a closed fist"

Well with all being said, let me introduce my tag team partner, none other than Shirley Tyronne!

Sinclaire lowers the mic as she waits for the second member of the Dojo to show up

[shirley]

And Shirley's grizzly theme is next to be heard, as out appears the former MMA fighter, looking angry as always, she quickly gets in the ring and stares at The Heartbreakers intensely. Sinclaire shares the mic with her as Shirley speaks:

So you two are having fun and games? Well this is over right now, because when I am done with you two pieces of shit you'll regret not having focused for this match!

The laconic Shirley tosses the mic and starts punching in the air as a way to get ready for the match

[stac]

:: Rolling her eyes, Stacie Stacie responds. ::

" You two. sexy? I don't really care if you take offense or not but not a single male in the arena finds you two attractive...well Shirley might pull the crowd that's into transvestites...but...other then that...

:: Getting a loud laugh from the crowd, Stacie continues. ::

" I love getting the sticks in the mud, first The Dixons, and then you two. Seriously, what's wrong with me and Jess doing our job of keeping the crowd entertained? It's not like you two do anything entertaining...least of all, your little racist, homophobic, closet lesbian who is a fat ignorant red-neck trapped in a Ghanan body boss Sumya. "

[sinclaire]

Sinclaire exhibits a bored smug as Shirley is about to punch Stacie, but Sinclaire controls her

Calm down Shirley, we might get into hot water if we beat this two before the bell sounds...

Do you listen to what you say girl? I mean you call yourselves entertaining? Allow me to laugh loud at that! You two are the stereotypical dumb girls that think that are cool, but you aren't cool, infact those Dixons who you brag about beating so much, are actually 2-1 against you, so please..

Shut up!

Nobody wants to hear anything from you two, nobody wants to watch anything from you two, that's why me and Shirley will just kick your ass tonight, and we will make sure you two take a long nap before showing your ugly mugs again.

And by the way, it's GHANAIAN, don't insult if you don't know the words, it makes you look more bimbo than you already are

Shirley grunts as she wants to be in action ready, but Sinclaire has other plans seemingly