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Post by daphney on May 28, 2008 10:38:53 GMT -5
N.I.N.'s "Burn" plays inside the Wachovia Center. It's a song nobody's heard before, because Daphney Chix is a girl nobody in the XWA has seen before (duh!). That all changes soon enough as the purple haired (at least for now, she changes haircolor like she changes panties  ) chick bounces out from backstage.
So what could the fans make out of her just by appearance? Well...she damn sure "wasn't another pretty face" (OHHHH...BAM!!! We love you ODB), and as she made a bee-line to the ring (as in ran to it), you could see she was fully of energy (actually it was AMP Energy drink, she could be seen backstage earlier downing about 5 cans in one sitting. Is that healthy?). Bouncing back up to her feet after she slid under the bottom rope, Daphney was tossed a mic by a crew guy (and a cute one too, but the fact she was thrown one where she's seen other be handed them must've meant he wasn't interested.  She'd just have to kidnap him later.) and now she was about to answer everyone's questions.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PHILADELPHIA!!!! So this is how it is in the big leagues huh? A girl like me used to fighting in gymnasiums and bingo halls...maybe even the occassional back alley if a bitch really pisses me off, but this? This iz nize...reel nize...
Now for the 2 or three people in here who actually know who I am, do me a favor and tell the person to your left and your right. For all the rest of you, my name is that purple haired bitch who's about to whip someone's ass!
Or just Daphey Chix...
Or my personal favorite...
DAPH PUNK!!! So nice...I'll say it TWICE...
DAPH PUNK!!!
And before you ask, yes I do like the sound of my own voice, don't you? Here's one for ya'll...
An ear-piercing scream fills the arena. Glasses and bladders alike have now been broken.
Woooo! Was that good for you baby? Well there's more where that came from...my last boyfriend said I had a talented throat...
wait...
<_< >_>
>_<
...well...I do have my talents, hee hee. One of them just so happens to be kicking a bitch's ass all over this ring, and that's what I want to do tonight...right here...in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!!!
And yes, the cheap pop.
Why is it that people always cheer when someone says their city name anyway (scratching her head)? That always befuddled me. God I love that word...befuddled. Sounds like some kind of weird yet pleasurable physical act...
Buzz: Whoa...
Roach: Are you as freaked out by the girl's rambling on as I am, and probably everyone else watching this?
Buzz: Oh no, I think I'm in love...
...okay, okay, okay! I wanna fight! I wanna kick someone's ass tonight and I wanna know who that's gonna be! They told me to come on out here and lay down a challenge for the other new chicks tonight, so that's what I'm doing like a good little girl. Wait, one sec...I'm so bad with names...
Daphney tucks the microphone between inside the front of her jean shorts to reach into her pocket for something, but then picks the mic up again...
...God that feels sooooooo good!!!
...and tucks it in her crotch yet again. Reaching into her pockets, she finally comes up with a folded piece of paper.
There is it. Now...we have um...Blake Brubaker, Alexis Valentine and Kristal Allan. God those names just SOUND like they belong to a bunch of Polly-Annas just itching to get their asses whooped, and I'm just the bitch to pull that off. So come one, come all, come big, come small...it's time to as they say earn your pay. Hey, that rhymed! I'm a poet and didn't know it, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ahem...sorry, random outburst, I think I might have Tourette's or something.
And after that amazing interesting display, Daph waits for a comer.
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Post by kristal on May 28, 2008 17:23:15 GMT -5
The first response comes from that of Kristal who comes out to her theme not in the best of moods. Obviously being on the losing end of a tag team match is bad enough, but being the losing end is that much worse, but that was the last match, and now it was about this one coming up, and strange woman in the ring. She steps in the ring with a mic and becomes the first to answer.
So, you want a match? I don't know what kind of match you could possibly want, but let me be the one to warn you right now that I'm in complete, 100% BITCH MODE right now! I bet you all out there must have gotten a real kick out seeing me get pinned at Vendetta, now did you? Huh? Did you?
Before any of the fans could chant their response...
I don't care what you think you idiots, shut up!!! You must think that this is all fun and games here don't you? Well, it's only fun when I want it to be, and that's going to be when I'm the one handing out the beatdowns like their going on sale! Fury...I hope that you enjoyed yourself there in Tokyo, because I'll tell you this right here right now, I don't care whether you're the Pearl Champion or not when it happens, you're going to get some payback BIG TIME!!!
Now as for you Daphney...what kind of name is that? You know I thought XWA has some class but I guess what they say about letting anyone in this place is right, because looking at you it seems that the Diamond Division now has itself a resident FREAK! I don't know who in the front office you're related to that gave you a contract here as a hook-up, but I'm going to take out all of my frustration tonight on your face...
...and from where I'm standing that would be a dramatic improvement!
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Post by chet on May 28, 2008 17:52:41 GMT -5
However movement is seen behind the curtains, the same suspicious movement that was seen during the XXL promo as a voice is heard
Noooooooo! I don't want to wrestle tonight! They'll tear me piece by piece!
You are a member of the XWA Welcoming Comitee, this is your "job"
I didn't asked for this "job" !
Soon a Diamond is pushed through the curtains, nevertheless it's not a new Diamond, it's a member of the XWA Welcoming Comitee, non other than Kristin Hager...
Kristin looks nervous like always, she always had to face girls who towered her, and this new ladies made no exception. Kristin remained as the smallest Diamond in the roster. She smiles and waves hello as she walks down the ramp
Making her way to the ring, from Lacey, Washington, weighing 125 .lbs, at a record of 1-31, Kristin Hager!
the perennial underdog is met with cheers from the crowd as Kristin is given a mic
Now before you rant at me about how badass you are, let me remember I defeated Michelle Marx! I wish I could have something more to brag about, but there isn't anything else, that big meanie has destroyed me on countless times, and now that I was here relaxing and hoping to get some free time to heal my bruises and broken bones, I find myself forced to participate in this match!
The fans sure deserve seeing talent, but not at my personal health's expense!
boos are heard
Well maybe they do deserve it, this people here in Philly, deserve it. They were so nice when Tom Hanks got the AIDS, defending him to no end...
Kristin that was a movie.... Nevertheless Kristin keeps speaking
And well here we have this ladies here, whose name I couldn't heard right because I was being dragged by security... "Daphluke" and... and... Kristal Adams?
Uh, well as a good Diamond would say, I am ready to fight, to get it on, and to shut up and put up... Wait it's like that? I mean to tell YOU two to shut up and put up!
if you will
the always cautious Kristin lowers the mic, waiting for reactions
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Post by daphney on May 28, 2008 20:00:54 GMT -5
Hey uh...you're not Alexis or Blake are you there?
She scratches her head at the surprising appearance of this Kristin Hager.
I think you might need to melt the wax outta your ears or something there. I made it really clear who it was that I was calling out here didn't I? This is one of those executive orders here you know...they TOLD me to bring those names up and see what happens.
You know...come to think of it, I think this is the first time I'm ever doing what I'm told. It feels kinda tingly...
ANYWAY...this all doesn't apply to you there short round, so I'm sorry but you're gonna have to get what they call THE HELL OUT OF THE RING! Or what's that cool saying- You don't have to go home, but you gotta get the hell up out of here- yeah that's it...I think you get the idea there don't you? Then again, maybe you don't, I don't know...you must be illiterate or something.
ANYHOOOOOOOOO...
Kristal, *sniff sniff* how could you say those mean things about me!? You...you hurt my feelings! *sniff sniff* I...I'm so upset now!
>_>
Well it almost sounded believable didn't it? I'm guessing you musta thought that coming out here all bitchy cuz you got your ass handed to you at the last show was gonna make me think "ooooh...she means business", right?
I'm glad that you already got a taste of the can of the ass-whip, that should make it easier to swallow when I give you another heaping helping tonight with a glass of STFU juice on the side! You know I was a waitress back in the day, until they caught me at the milkshake machine doing...well...never mind, it's a long story.
Roach: Someone tell me where they found this woman???
Oh how tasty that's going to be! ;D
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Post by kristal on May 28, 2008 20:26:43 GMT -5
There wasn't anyway to really fire back at that now was there? Kristal shrugged her shoulders thinking to herself the same exact thing that Roach had said live. 
I don't know your deal...did you get dropped on the head as a kid or something? Wow...you are serious messed up, you know that? You need some professional help. I'm almost going to feel bad beating you into the ground...almost.
How about this, just because I'm a nice girl at heart I promise that I won't hit you in the head. Not hard anyway, I don't think I want to be held responsible for any more brain damage.
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Post by alexis on May 29, 2008 13:45:12 GMT -5
The sound of No Doubt's "Just A Girl" plays as Kristal finishes speaking, and the ladies' attention turns to the entryway where another first-timer like Daphney pops out from backstage. It's Alexis Valentine, who's as bouncy and excited about making her first appearance in a major organization as anyone ever has or will. The sight of thousands in the arena cheering for her as she made the walk down the walkway was invigorating. She slaps five with every fan that she could while make her way to the ring, a big smile on her face the whole time. She's all smiles as well when she steps into the ring with the others.♥Well, I've gotta say...WOW!!! This is amazing! This is so exciting you guys, I just can't explain it. I'm just so happy to be out here right, and I'm so excited about all of this. I mean, you have no idea what it's like to be here, just moments away from a big debut like the one we're about to have here tonight.
I heard about your debut there, Kristal...sorry about that, but you know what they say, you win some you lose some, right?  You seem to be really uptight about it though, you've gotta lighten up! You know stress accelerates the aging process, and you're a good looking girl, we wouldn't want to see you getting wrinkles now, wouldn't we?♥She giggles, and a lot of people in the crowd get a laugh out of it, too.Buzz: She has a point you know. |
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Post by kristal on May 29, 2008 15:42:35 GMT -5
*In one of those childish mimicking voices*
This is amazing! This is so exciting you guys, I just can't explain it. I'm just so happy to be out here, weee-deee-dee-dee-deeeeee!!!
Did you rehearse that or something there? Geez...they pull one from the gutter and one from the suburbs or something. You're like opposites attracting out here, but you both have one thing in common, you're annoying as hell...and I just freaking met the two of you!
What is this company coming to, huh? You're both just a couple of walking, talking cliches. Alright...somehow I have to subject myself to having to interact with you two here, but I have to draw the line somewhere. If you're going to be here, how about you start on the right foot and not sound like a suck-up or in your case there Daph...a fuck-up! My ears will thank you both someday.
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Post by alexis on May 29, 2008 15:51:19 GMT -5
♥Wow.♥
What a way to formally introduce yourself. It looked like Kristal was not going to be a friendly one, so Alexis didn't see the need to be friendly either.
♥Kristal, that was like...so mature. Is this kindergarten or something? Pre-school maybe? All I'm doing expressing my excitement for being here in the XWA because as you should know, being here is a big deal. But, didn't you like sit out for like two months or something? I guess you must have thought that you couldn't handle it, judging by how Jamie Fury flattened you at Vendetta I can't blame you one bit.♥ |
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Post by kristal on May 29, 2008 20:54:56 GMT -5
Ha Ha, that's pretty funny there. You know what's going to be even funnier? Me flattening you here tonight along with the freak of nature over there! What, you think just because I got pinned in a Tag Team match that you can sleep on me? Let me reiterate that for you right there, TAG TEAM MATCH. If it were a one-on-one you better bet your bottom dollar that I would've showed her something.
But that was then and this is now, and at this point right here and right now there's nothing more that I want than to kick both of your asses tonight. I think this is a great idea, putting the fresh meat in a match together right off the bat, so that everyone can see who's class and who's trash right from the start, even though it's pretty damn obvious when you stand me in the same space as either on of you.
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Post by blake on May 30, 2008 14:23:46 GMT -5
Lastly came the sound of "Rejection Role" by Soilwork throughout the arena. The final woman stepped out, and her name is Blake Brubaker. As she makes her first appearance and entrance into the ring, she takes in the competition.
Well, this one way to introduce yourself I would suppose. I'm standing back there listening to all of this and Kristal, I would have to agree with you, Daphney is out of her mind! How did you even find your way to this arena with all that vacant real estate between your ears?
And you...Alexis...like this company needs another goody-two-shoes, cookie cutter female. Seriously now, don't you think there are way too many of "your kind" here as it is?
Now, I don't know how exactly we were supposed to be working out how this is going to be done tonight between us, but I would much rather simply destroy you two little wenches and just get rid of a pair who's going to be a royal pain before they get a chance to stink up the place. Seeing as I'm the biggest of the bunch here, I don't think that's going to be too much of a problem!
So how does that sound to you Kristal, you and me burying this piece of trash in the back dumpster and sending the baby doll back to her toy store...right here and right now!
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Post by kristal on May 30, 2008 15:08:24 GMT -5
Kristal was impressed by the appearance of this Blake Brubaker, and more importantly her size and demeanor.
Now you see there, Blake is it not? You and I are going to get along just fine, because that was exactly what I had in mind myself. This is dog eat dog, but across the ring there I don't see anything more than a frilly little poodle and a stray mutt that should have been taken back to the woodshed years ago.
I don't know who came up with that one, but hey...if the shoes fits, I say wear it, because that's what I want to do to the both of you tonight right there, take you to the woodshed and beat you like you stole something. Seems to make some sense to me there, two of us and two of you...so why not make this a Tag Team affair. I know for a fact that lightning in my case isn't going to strike twice.
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Post by daphney on May 30, 2008 16:31:51 GMT -5
So here we have two nose-in-the-air types, trying to badmouth our hero Daphney along with the surprisingly cute Alexis, and only succeeding in pissing the bitch off.
Oh no bitch, I'll tell you what's gonna strike, or should I say who's gonna strike. ME!!! First I'll strike you, then the beast over there, then you, then her, then you, then her again, and when I get tired from kicking your asses so hard I might even tag you in Alexis so you can have some fun too! Maybe...
But if you want a tag match tonight, I got no problem with it. Two ass kickings for the price of one? That's a sweeeet deal if you ask me! You wanna be "bad girls"? I'll show you how it's done tonight...in this very ring!!! Yo Alexis, you and me against these two suckas! Don't even try to say no, it's gonna happen.
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Post by alexis on May 31, 2008 11:46:29 GMT -5
Alexis grins at Daphney.
♥You don't have to ask me twice. If that's how you girls want to do this tonight, then that's how it's gonna happen! They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I guess the two of you have never heard anything like that have you? From what I see out of the two of you though, you're a couple of awfully boring books, cuz I can read you a miles away!
You're right about one thing though, I don't know about Daph here, but I plan on being a pain in the ass, a thorn in the side, whatever you want to call me. If that's what it's going to take to get to the top then i feel sorry for whoever is in my way. Tonight, that's the two of you and you are for sure gonna feel some pain in your asses from Daphney and myself kicking them good and proper! C'mon Daphney...let's get ready for this.♥
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) chick bounces out from backstage.
She'd just have to kidnap him later.) and now she was about to answer everyone's questions.
You seem to be really uptight about it though, you've gotta lighten up! You know stress accelerates the aging process, and you're a good looking girl, we wouldn't want to see you getting wrinkles now, wouldn't we?♥