The Famous Challenge (X-Gen)

[ames]

As the show comes in from a previous segment, we find former X-Gen champion in the middle of the ring. With mic in hand, Jimmy speaks out to his public.

Ladies and gentlemen. I'm here tonight to let everyone know who DOESN'T know yet, that I'm not gonna be in action tonight...

The fans boo. Were they going to have to see a show without everyone's favorite Texan?

...for the X-Gen Title that is. What do you think I am? Nuts?

Cheers from the fans follows. Jimmy continues.

My rematch is set in stone. Soul Survivor 2008. Whoever is in possession of the belt then had better be ready to work, cuz I'm comin' to take it back. But until then, I'm not gonna be sitting on my ass. No way, no sir, no how. What would XWA be without Jimmy Ames? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!! And I can't subject you people to having to sit through a Robby Sylk promo. Reminds me of watching that Doomsday movie. 1 hour and 40 minutes of my life I'll never be able to get back...

Jimmy shakes his head.

Anywayz, tonight it's about showing the world what X-Gen is all about. So I'm looking for four, count 'em FOUR of my fellow X-Gen competitors to come out here and take up the FAMOUS CHALLENGE!!!

A big ass banner drops down over the Jumbotron, with Jimmy's cheeky mug sprawled on it surrounded by chicks in bikinis, none of them less then a DD cup.

Don't ask why I had that made. It was a cheap excuse to take pictures with some HAWTIES.

Yezzur.

And now, a live action version of Jimmy's now "famous" cheeky smile.

Alright. Four X-Gen competitors. One X-Treme Elimination match. C'MON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

And now, we see who would answer the call.

[sion]

The 1st man to answer the call would be Brian Yang, surprising making his 1st appearance since the Xtreme Elim matches that determined the 1st X-Gen champion.

Buzz: Wow, there's a face we haven't seen in months.

Roach: Yang's been tearing it up in XWA's Australian Territory. You'd be surprised how big wrestling is "down unda'.

Standing in the ring with Ames, Yang speaks into his own mic.

I wanna 1st start out by saying one thing. I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

The fans respond with cheer. Brian nods and continues.

Now, on to the task at hand. Since the 2nd Takedown of the season, I've been off wrestling in Australia, helping to promote XWA's world wide influence. And trust me, it's every bit as big there as it is here in the states. That being said, it's high time I got back where I belong here in the states. And it starts tonight. Jimmy, tough break losing the title at Vendetta. Really. But if I have anything to say about it, it's gonna be ME you're facing at Soul Survivor. Tonight, I take the steps needed to get to that point. You've been carrying the X-Gen division for the last three months. No disrespect to Reyes, but it's my turn now. And I'll go throw everyone in the division to prove it.

He lowers his mic, awaiting either Jimmy's response of the arrival of the next competitor.

[chad]

Just as soon as Yang finished, a new themes sounds in the arena. Bro-Kin's "Random Acts Of Hatred". Signaling the arrival of the man the wrestling world knew as...

The CHAD.

Chad enters the arena met by the roaring cheer of the fans. He climbs into the ring, sizing up Ames and Yang. He comes to the center of the ring, and motions for Ames and Yang to step aside a bit. Suddenly, the lights in the arena dim down, and a spotlight hits Chad. He slooooooowly raises his arm in the air, and a mic comes flying into the ring out of nowhere, right into his hands.

Buzz: Where the HELL did that come from?

Doing his best "Rock" emulation, Chad speaks.

Finally...The CHAD...Has come BACK...ta' Philla-DELPHIA!

CHEAP POP!!! CHEAP POP!!! CHEAP POP!!!
Scrolls across the screen, as well as the Jumbortron, now that Jimmy's banner was lifted.

Tonight. For the 1st time EVER in an XWA ring, The Chad...shall wrestle. And who does he face tonight? The former XWA X-Gen Champion, "Cowboy" Jimmy Ames, Dom "The Dragon" Wils...I mean Brian "The Dragon" Yang and...some other yokel backstage. Tonight, you bare witness to the era...of CHAD. Tonight...you learn without a DOUBT...that it WAS The CHAD. And The CHAD...was great.


































Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.

Chad slowly lowers his mic.

Buzz: That was freakin' awesome. I LOVE this guy already.

[sion]

Yang was pretty much left speechless for a moment...

What the hell?

He shakes it off and responds.

I don't know if Jimmy here knows who you are, but I know all to well. You're out of the Vincent Fate Camp. So that pretty much makes you a tough SOB by default. But tough or not, The "Era Of Chad" as you say, might stumble out of the gates a bit tonight. I'm not here to lose, to EITHER of you.

Brian awaits the next response.

[chad]

Chad responds quickly.

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! Being out of the Vincent Fate camp doesn't make me tough by default. It makes me a LUNATIC by default. Ask XXL when I put Talcum powder in his hat. He wasn't ALWAYS bald yanno.

Chad looks straight into the camera.

Love ya' by tha' way, Xander.

He points and smiles, then focuses back on the men in the ring.

What makes me a tough sum'bitch by default is the fact that I have no regard for my own well being. If I can climb it, I'll jump off of it if it means I can KILL someone. MUAAAAAAAHAAAHAAA!!! You guys are good and all, with your cool hair cuts and fancy ass T-Shirts...

Chad looks down at his own shirt, then at Ames and Yang's shirts...

Note to self, request a better looking damn shirt. Mines looks like CRAP! Oh well...Where was I? OH YEA! You guys are good, but the X-Gen division needs a lil' more XTREME in it. That's where I come in. I came. I saw. And tonight, I KICK SOME ASS!
































The CHAD has spoken.

He bows like a complete and total idiot.

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

Cobra music comes on and he's shown with his army outfit on that he was wearing in the army. He walks down the ramp and he's all smiles as he comes to the ring shaking hands with everybody. He gets to the apron and hops on the apron. He grabs a mic from the ref and looks around as he hear the fans mixed cheers and boos.

Whats up Philly Philly. I was going to cop a cheese stake but I had to visit my friend Cassady. We go way back man.

Cheep pop!

Yeah. But I ain't come out here to talk about who I know. I came here to fight for you!

Cheep pop!!

I know I had a crazy addittude. I'm a chill on that until I get my ass up the X-Gen ladder! Yeah. Now I see Chad, Yang and Jimmy. You guys look tought but not ready for me. None of ya. Even doe I lost two matches you haven't seen the best I pull out of me. Tonight I dedticate this match to all. I mean all the fighters in IRAQ because I got a three year chance to expereance that. I know how it feels.

Cheep pop!!!

Yeah, thats why I'm wearing this right here because I'm five star general in the army and I achieved the medal of honor. I got to rep the troops!!!

Cobra waits to see what the people got to say

[sion]

Yang 1st speaks in response to Cobra.

I think you might wanna re-think your dedication. Otherwise we might have a whole bunch of angry troops out there.

He then turns his focus to all three men.

Right here, right now. The X-Gen Division takes it's true shape. It's all about one thing, and one thing alone. Taking things to the next level. And I'm just the man to do it. I'll leave you boys with this last thought. Don't talk about it, BE about it. I'll see you guys in the ring later tonight.

Brian drops his mic and leaves the ring. It was clear that he was all business tonight. And the business would be total victory.