Post by x on May 26, 2008 11:22:13 GMT -5
As the show rolls on, the familiar sounds of The X Man's theme cues over the PA. Xander enters the arena with a not so thrilled look on his face. He walks the walk down to the ring and slides in. Calling for a mic, he begins his address.
Cut my god damn music.
You could plainly see what direction this was about to go...
At the top of the program, the CEO of XWA Carmella Blackheart came out, and announced the 18 competitors for the War Games match. And in doing so, I really have to question Ms. Red Head's logic. Her SANITY even. How in the HELL do I get passed up for War Games? Nick Jones??? He got his ass kicked by Brutus Baxter, THEN Kayn and THEN Lash Levine. Kris Cade? He's been sittin' on his ASS the last month on Paternity leave because his wife went and had her a Straight Edge baby. Sushi-X & MG? What, does getting your ASS handed to you by Dru Nedermeyer 2 months in a row grant you status to be in main events? If that's the case, I'll lay down to Dru right here, right now. Morning Star? What the HELL has Morning Star done to grant him a spot in this? I see what's going on though. I see it perfectly.
Pacing about the ring, X continues.
I saw this coming a mile away. the higher ups of XWA FEAR Lionel Xander. They fear the fact that I am the most talented son of a bitch on roster. They fear that in a match this caliber, I'm gonna steal the show. And I can't say I blame them. I mean, the only slip up I've had so far this year is losing to that punk Ames for the X-Gen Title. I've beaten Van Hayden & Ryan Fierhart, TWICE. I put on a 5 Star match with Ames. Hell, I ran that big RETARD Damien Ortiz right the hell out of XWA. Main Event talent. Men who are known throughout the wrestling world. But apparently that's not enough. Apparently, me being one of the most successful stars in the 1st quarter of 2008 isn't enough. Well guess what? Ya' just woke up the SLEEPING GIANT. Or let me rephrase that. The GIANT KILLER.
With a scowling smirk on his face, Lionel continues.
Oh no, I'm not talking about big men. I'm talking about the BIG players of XWA. Apparently, unless I'm either in the hip pocket of management, or one of the poor bastards they feel sorry for, I'm gonna be left out of ALL of the major matches. EH EH, not happening. So right here, right now. I'm makin' like that Pollox dude, and putting the whole damn roster on NOTICE. It looks to me like XWA Brass doesn't take me seriously. Big mistake. Because from right now, I'm DEADLY serious.
And if you though you knew?...You don't.
X drops his mic. His personal declaration of war was now mandated. And of course with him was the rest of Damage Inc. He leaves the ring soon after.
Buzz: I think we might have seen the creation of a monster, Mike. It just dawned on me that Xander has been at the forefront of XWA since the season premier. I thick Ms. Blackheart dropped the ball on this one.
Roach: I'm interested in seeing what the response to this is gonna be. It's plain to see that X is pissed. And the man is a capable wrestler with one hell of a mean streak. And like he said, with him is his Damage Inc brethren Chris Cage and Randall Reigns. Something tells me fun time has officially ended in the land of "X".
*Open to "Corporate" response*
Cut my god damn music.
You could plainly see what direction this was about to go...
At the top of the program, the CEO of XWA Carmella Blackheart came out, and announced the 18 competitors for the War Games match. And in doing so, I really have to question Ms. Red Head's logic. Her SANITY even. How in the HELL do I get passed up for War Games? Nick Jones??? He got his ass kicked by Brutus Baxter, THEN Kayn and THEN Lash Levine. Kris Cade? He's been sittin' on his ASS the last month on Paternity leave because his wife went and had her a Straight Edge baby. Sushi-X & MG? What, does getting your ASS handed to you by Dru Nedermeyer 2 months in a row grant you status to be in main events? If that's the case, I'll lay down to Dru right here, right now. Morning Star? What the HELL has Morning Star done to grant him a spot in this? I see what's going on though. I see it perfectly.
Pacing about the ring, X continues.
I saw this coming a mile away. the higher ups of XWA FEAR Lionel Xander. They fear the fact that I am the most talented son of a bitch on roster. They fear that in a match this caliber, I'm gonna steal the show. And I can't say I blame them. I mean, the only slip up I've had so far this year is losing to that punk Ames for the X-Gen Title. I've beaten Van Hayden & Ryan Fierhart, TWICE. I put on a 5 Star match with Ames. Hell, I ran that big RETARD Damien Ortiz right the hell out of XWA. Main Event talent. Men who are known throughout the wrestling world. But apparently that's not enough. Apparently, me being one of the most successful stars in the 1st quarter of 2008 isn't enough. Well guess what? Ya' just woke up the SLEEPING GIANT. Or let me rephrase that. The GIANT KILLER.
With a scowling smirk on his face, Lionel continues.
Oh no, I'm not talking about big men. I'm talking about the BIG players of XWA. Apparently, unless I'm either in the hip pocket of management, or one of the poor bastards they feel sorry for, I'm gonna be left out of ALL of the major matches. EH EH, not happening. So right here, right now. I'm makin' like that Pollox dude, and putting the whole damn roster on NOTICE. It looks to me like XWA Brass doesn't take me seriously. Big mistake. Because from right now, I'm DEADLY serious.
And if you though you knew?...You don't.
X drops his mic. His personal declaration of war was now mandated. And of course with him was the rest of Damage Inc. He leaves the ring soon after.
Buzz: I think we might have seen the creation of a monster, Mike. It just dawned on me that Xander has been at the forefront of XWA since the season premier. I thick Ms. Blackheart dropped the ball on this one.
Roach: I'm interested in seeing what the response to this is gonna be. It's plain to see that X is pissed. And the man is a capable wrestler with one hell of a mean streak. And like he said, with him is his Damage Inc brethren Chris Cage and Randall Reigns. Something tells me fun time has officially ended in the land of "X".
*Open to "Corporate" response*