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Post by krauzer on May 25, 2008 19:00:37 GMT -5
Live For This hits the PA and out steps XWA's newest star, "The Wrestling Standard" Caine Krauzer. He goes down to the ring, takes off the rag from his head and calls for a mic.
I am The Wrestling Standard. Now after this annoucement of having open challenge matches, I have decided to come out here to get some opposition. Now anybody back there thinks they have the guts to step out here and face me in any kind of match, then come down to this ring and face me. I don't care weather it's a miget or a monster. I have come here to XWA for one reason to find somebody capable of taking me on. Now lets see who will be facing me.
Caine waits for a response from anyone....
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Post by browne on May 25, 2008 21:22:22 GMT -5
A new theme fires up on the XWA sound system and out walks one of the newly acquired talents, Nate Browne. He stops on the stage and takes a deep breath. He hadn't ever been on a large stage like this, so it was all a big rush to him. Nate slowly begins down the ramp and hops up into the ring.
Alright, "Mr. Wrestling Standard", I'm the one to be accepting your challenge tonight. As you can clearly see I'm no midget...I'm no giant...I'm your average man. However, I have the will to fight and the will to win. If you're looking for someone capable of taking you on, look no further, because I'm standing here right before you. I've got the talent. I'm sure you have the talent, too, otherwise you wouldn't be calling yourself "The Wrestling Standard". What do you say we put on a show tonight?
I coulda sworn I've heard that nickname used before...on a well known guy, too.... Hmm..
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Post by krauzer on May 25, 2008 21:25:50 GMT -5
Wow, Looks like I will be fighting a kid tonight. How tall are you? Like 5 foot even? Hehe.
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Post by browne on May 26, 2008 16:38:42 GMT -5
Hehehehehe....NO. I guess you're in need of an eye appointment, bucko, because I stand 6'5". Nice try, though.
Something that pisses me off is when you go out to accept an open challenge...and you find that your opponent wants to be apart of Comedy Central. This is XWA, pal. More importantly, this is WRESTLING. I come out here to fight, not to talk, so figure out your little stipulation or whatever and lets get this bad boy on the road, alright?
Jesus Christ, man.
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Post by browne on May 27, 2008 20:55:07 GMT -5
Nate steps closer to the man. He was hoping he already had him up against the ropes.
Hmm? What's the matter, you oaf? Cat got your tongue or are you beginning to realize that I'm no joke? Seriously, man. If I'm such a 'kid' why can't you come up with some sort of comeback? You are a comedian after all, right?
Now it was visible that Nathan was getting ticked off. He bends his neck left and right, each side releases a loud crack.
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Post by krauzer on May 28, 2008 0:08:08 GMT -5
Caine walks up to Nate and gets in his face.
You think you scare me because if you do, you are wrong. I am afraid of no one and nothing! I have been in more fights in my life, then you will ever be in. Ihave seen more horrors in prison than you have seen under your bed. Now I am wanting to take somebody out so how about we face off in a Gladiator match? Falls count anywhere, Submission, 10 count KO. I am wanting to start off big. So do you have what it takes to man up and face me.
Caine waits for a response from Nate...
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Post by browne on May 28, 2008 15:26:06 GMT -5
Nate frowns..
Err.. I'd HOPE there are more fears in jail then under my bed? That makes no sense you dumb ass. If you have some creeper under your bed keep it to yourself... We all don't need to hear it.
And leave it to a pussy to come up with a gimmick match. When I said 'pick your stipulations' I was hoping you'd say "A plain one on one match so we can settle this like men". In fact, I REJECT your match offer. Seriously, bud. It's your first match. No one gives a fuck about you and you'll ruin the prestige of a match like the one you just mentioned. How about this. I'll give you a gimmick match, seeing as you want one. But something not out of the ordinary. One on one, Pure rules.
Do you have the balls to have an actual wrestling match?
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Post by browne on May 29, 2008 21:53:29 GMT -5
*AHEM*
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Post by krauzer on May 31, 2008 20:15:58 GMT -5
Pure rules? What in the fuck is that? I have never heard of such rules. Now, I accept your little "Pure Rules" match. But Be warned. I tend to knock out people smaller than me.
And with that Caine drops the mic and exits the ring...
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