Oh Shit!(02Wargamers)

[MG]

Blackheart is in the middle of her announcement and ironically every Wargamer was in the locker room watching the HD 75 inch TV. MG walks in the room smelling like a weed and KFC fried chicken. He looks at everybody as they looked at him weird.

Yo son. I was just with the my cousin in Philly and son we was getting hizzi on the wizzed!!! Yo I wish some of ya'll was with me and my cousin it was a gang dimes up in the club!

MG looks around again and the wrestlers stares at him funny.

What happen with the show? Ya'll all quite. Damn, Boss lady looks good as helllllll!!!!


"War Games though will be three matches, featuring 18 of the XWA's best. The winners of those matches will come back for triple threat match inside the cage, and the winner of that match will be crowned this year's "Ring General"!!! Without further ado, I give you those men chosen to be in War Games 2008...

Magnus Von Schwartz, Nick Jones, Kris Cade, MG, Sushi-X, Keith Wyle, Ash Dixon, Romeo Davis, Marcus Devine, Scott O'Dell, Morning Star, Tommy Tryton, Jonny Punch, Johnny Aces, Jeff Heaven, Osiris Alston, Adam Devlin and Primo"

Yo son! All of ya'll is in it?

MG was usually a jackass but the weed made him stable

"In fact...ENTERTAINMENT is his middle name...or is it his last? Oh well, I think you know what I'm getting at here folks. Tonight, for the XWA World Championship it will be Ethan Bain defending against Syrus The Entertainer!"

What!!!!

MG is officially in jackass mode

Mannnnnn! Yo boss is trip'n dudes. If I won that ladder match I would have given Scott a rematch.

I'm lying. *MG laughs*

That 70's throwback only was fighting one person the whole time! Man yo I should beat him up yo!

MG looks at Scott

Ah Butters, what you think I should do?

[scott]

With his typical snide manner, Scott responds to MG.

What should you do? Shut the hell up. But that would something of a miracle wouldn't?

He shakes his head...

Bain has no idea how freaking lucky he is. But I'm not making any excuses. He beat me. Just like I beat him. As far as I'm concerned, that makes us 1-1. Next time, it's MY time.

Scott stops for a moment, he all of a sudden starts laughing out loud.

GOD DAMN!!! Blackheart is a freakin' GENIUS!!! This is rich. Simple rich. Of course an idiot like you wouldn't have picked this up. But just look at three of the names she just mentioned.

Scott O'Dell
Osiris Alston
Tommy Tryton

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Do the math, gentlemen. There's a 1 in 6 chance that winner of War Games...is gonna be a HEADLINER. But would you expect anything less?

Scott was feeling mighty good about the situation.

[si]

Alston posts up next to Scott to speak a reply of his own.

Like we even need the odds on our side. Look at who we've got as comp? About the only chumps in the field capable even makin' us break a damn sweat is Mr. Straight Edge and Julius Caesar over there. HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[MG]

Ha! Yeah!

MG stands next to Scott and Osiris

That was so funny guys. You guys forgot my name son. Right?

[scott]

Scott laughs to himself. You could see a crack on MG coming a mile away...

How on earth could we do that? You're forever gonna be known as the guy who CHOKED against Dru Nedermeyer in a TLC match. *Heh heh heh* Dude, I wouldn't fault you at all for dropping out of War Games. I mean, in order to win, you've gotta CLIMB out of the cage. I'd bet my RIDICULOUSLY high paycheck that after Nedermeyer tossed your ass off a ladder twice, the last thing you wanna do is be up high in the air with nothing but a hard ring floor to break your fall. It might give you flashbacks.

[MG]

Man.....

MG didn't run out of things to say he was just stoned.

Butters if you want to go there. Then we gon go there. Let me ask you isn't this the second time you choked after beating them the first time. I'll give you flash backs alright, a two piece in the face.

I see you got your freinds here right. Yo man yo OA sucks at title shots. Shit he's just like me, achieved nothing but a damn group!

Tommy from Rugrats. This guy is gonna gonna gonna be like one of those guys that does notting but hide behind the biggest star.

MG walks up to Tommy

Whos your chick. Asian baby from the rugrats. Damn, I'm hungry son.