The DevilIn Me...(Devlin, Then O2A)

[LUCAS STYLES.]

~Stumbling around the hallways, semi-drunk and fully excited is Lars. He has long let the rum bottle slip out of his fingers and into a trash can but the taste still sits in his mouth. He pulls his sword out from its scabbard and drags it along a bulletin board, slicing a few sheets of paper posted on it in half. His dreadlocks dangle out from underneath his patterned bandanna and his signature brown jacket still covers his torso up. He spots a security guard off in the distance and quickly slides the sword back into the scabbard. He walks, head down past the guard and utters a simple "Hello" to him as they pass. The guard for whatever reason though, turns around.~

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Hey buddy. Just you wait a second.

~Lars stops and turns around, he looks over his shoulder to make sure that the man wasn't calling out to someone else, before looking back at the security man.~

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Me pi...officer?

No the big purple giraffe behind you.

Oh alrigh' sorry for the misunderstandin'.[/b]

~Lars turns around but is yet again called down by the now, slightly annoyed security guard.~

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Its called sarcasm you stupid pirate.

~At this, Lars turns around, why not have some fun.~

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Its who now?[/b]

Its a what, not a who...sarcasm.

Oh sorry I wouldn't know...I'm a stupid pirate.[/b]

Well ya know its just..

Odd, yes I know. I get that a lot. But its how I was raised and its how I live. Now why might I ask did you ask me to stop?[/b]

~The cop scratches his head, gathering his thoughts after his found himself baffled.~

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Oh uh...that on your hip, what might that be?

Oh that just my swo...sore hip healer...yeah um...sore hip healer. That hip is always bugging me and just a poke with this here and its all better.[/b]

~Lars quickly looks around the hallways and notices a man down the hall, he doesn't know him but it should work for now...as long as he plays along.~

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Arr..matey...I mean fack what do Americans say...DUDE! Yeah you..[/b]

~The man walks over, not quite knowing what is going on. The fans though easily recognize him as Adam Devlin...yet Lars knows nothing of him. Lars puts an arm over his shoulder and smiles at the cop.~

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Ask my best friend here. Right best friend that thing on my hip is the sore hip healer I need to heal my sore hip...right? Bestest bud?[/b]

~Hoping his con will work out on the other man's efforts, Lars keeps his smile flashed at the cop.~

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[adam]

Sore hip healer? What the hell? He coulda just said it's a stage prop or somethin'.

It was plain as day that it was a Rapier Sword strapped to his waist. But the cop was obviously a rookie, or didn't watch many pirate flicks. Adam decides to play along just to see what the cop would say.

Yep. That's exactly what it is. It's part of some new European research. They had a story on it on Dateline a few weeks ago. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. [/color]

Man, and I thought cops back in Hartford were dumb as stumps.

[LUCAS STYLES.]

~Lars' heart skips a beat and he notices that the man is actually playing along.~

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Ya...those Europeans eh? They sure have some strange ideas. But at least they're helping me recover well. This sure is useful.[/b]

Sure sounds like it! You boys have a nice day now.

~The guard turns around and walks away down the hall. Lars turns and faces Devlin.~

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Thank god you caught on. I probably could have got away with saying it was just some prop but arr...its real metal and I figured if I had asked management for one they'd have given me a plastic one. I hear the guy that runs this place is quite the scallywag.[/b]

[adam]

Hmmmph...that's puttin' it politely. More on the lines of an ego maniacal, self absorbed, pompous French bastard. But that's just my own personal opinion of him.

Adam pauses to take a closer look at him...

Dude. You're a Pirate? Sweet.

[LUCAS STYLES.]

Arr...born and raised. Its quite fun actually. That Frenchman though...someone should topple him and knock him off his pedestal. If you were willing to get me out of that tight situation I'm sure that this ego maniac shouldn't be to hard to take down.[/b]