Post by revan on May 17, 2008 12:52:29 GMT -5
Buzz: What an event it has been so far
Roach: that’s right vendetta coming to you live from Japan
At this point music plays over the PA System. It is Darling Violetta’s Sanctuary it plays for a minute and the crowd starts to cheer. It seems the fans know who is coming. The music continues to play and then subsides
Buzz: what the hell?
Roach: well we thought we were inclined to see the return of a former XWA star. Christian Pryce who recently disappeared from XWA Television
Buzz: yeah this guy couldn’t cut it, and now somebody is playing mind games for no reason
The Music plays again over the PA and the crowd cheers again. They all look to the stage and then see nothing. And for the final time the music starts up again and nobody appears on the stage. But Christian Pryce appears and the crowd goes wild. Except Pryce is not on the stage he is standing on the Top of the titantron. He lifts his arms and the crowd goes wild as they see the return of the Platinum edition. He then disappears and re-appears on the stage, he walks down half way before lifting his arms into the air to receive a huge pyro explosion from the stage
Buzz: wow this guy has wasted money on a firework show just to get himself in the crowd’s good books
Pryce shakes the hand of the fans in the front rows of the arena. They are still cheering for this guy. He then points to himself and then rolls into the ring. He runs over to the opposite turnbuckle climbs it and then lifts his arms into the air. And again pyro is ejected into the air but this time from the ring. Pryce receives a mic and then clears his throat
Ladies and gentleman. The Platinum Edition has returned to XWA. And this time he is back for good. None of the stupid I cant win crap. None of this I cant cut it nonsense I am back and this time I am going to kick ass, take names, write them down in my handbook of shame and then, go out and have some fun in any way I can. Why because I am damn good at it
Fans cheer after Pryce’s little rant
Now this has been a popular question in my absence, one that has one way or another been wondered by all in the wrestling world. Where have I been? Well to tell you the truth I have been in the Gym. Yes that’s right your normal Joe somebody’ gym. Proving to losers and fatties that you can get yourself a great physique and not be a member of the Cobra Gym. And heck even fatties deserve to get laid right? So go down to your gym and work out all of the excess of burger meat you call a stomach
Fans laugh at the references to the hit movie Dodgeball
But that is not it either. I have been down to a man ______ and he has taught me a new style of wrestling. One that has kicked ass and written down names more than a traffic warden. So that is why I returned to XWA to do exactly that kick ass. And what last time I was here I was a scrawny no named loser who lost to that hulk of former Pure champion Blade Myers. Who if I am right is going for a title that used to be his tonight right? Well he does not stand a chance I mean he is facing Mr Grindcore himself Kayn
Fans cheer, as they cannot wait to see that match
But enough of that. Now it will shock you that tonight I will not make my full return. Yep it is saddening. Hey you stop crying and grow up. Call yourself a wrestling fan jeez. I call you a whipped up baby whose milk went sour. Anyway I am here tonight to address the fact that I am back and I am going to take no names and no prisoners. I don’t care if your Primo, Chris Lionheart, Ethan Bain, Joey Curtis, Marcus Devine or even James Bowen you will all find out the hard way how good I am. On that note I will return at Mayday to make sure that the XWA is fully aware that I am here and that I am here to stay. So all those idiots in the back right now thinking that they can take me out. I say just bring it, I say open your little eyes and pucker up as at Mayday it may be one of you whose eating my shoe, heck it may be all of you who eats my shoes. Don’t worry folks I will go out and buy some nike boots and roll then around in dog crap and then serve them up on a plater at Mayday. So until then remember, XWA is undergoing a platinum Revolution
Pryce Drops the mic and the fans cheer. They like the new intense Pryce and they cant wait to see his invaluable return to the XWA roster