Post by ames on May 9, 2008 0:35:37 GMT -5
The theme of the reigning XWA X-Gen champ hits the PA, and the Tokyo fans show Jimmy the love he deserves. He steps out into the arena with the title held high, met with great fanfare from his loyal fans, now known the world over as the "Jimbos". Like always, on his way down to the ring he spots a hot chick in the front row. He makes his way over to her, and invites her to give him a plant on the cheek. She obliges to the roar of the crowd, and Jimmy slides into the ring. The charismatic champion calls for a mic, and addresses the Tokyo Dome.
XWA presents Vendetta 2008. What a show it's been so far, eh folks? But as good a show it's been. It just ain't a show with out Jimmy. It'd be like the Yankees without Derek Jeter. Or Manchester United without Wayne Rooney. Or Channelle without "That Ho" in front of her name. Ooops, did I say that out loud? It's only because she won't put out to me. Guess she doesn't like Texans.
The crowd gets a laugh out of Jimmy's classic antics. He shrugs jokingly before continuing.
All jokes aside, I'm out here for one reason, and one reason alone. This here X-Gen Title. A title I won at March Madness. A title I've put on the line, and defended twice against a pair of tough outs in Lionel Xander and Mike VolCano. Now I know about the whole "Jimmy Curse" runnin' around wrestling message board. About how I've never held a title past two defenses. To the nerds who think I don't have what it takes, as Holly Woodz would say...KISS MY ASS. Because Jimmy Ames is wrestlin' the best WRASSLIN' in his life. And what's scary? I'm no where even close to my prime yet. I'm what you call a Maverick as far as XWA goes. I was the 1st Pure champion. I am the 1st X-Gen champion. I'm the only man in XWA to ever hold two separate singles titles. Week by week, I write a new story in what's gonna be the legacy of wrestlings most kick ass superstar...
With his free hand, Jimmy points to himself and smiles his big Texas grin. The fans (mostly the female ones) cheer loudly. Jimmy continues once more.
So here's the deal. Anyone in the X-Gen division. I don't care if you've wrestled every show so far, or you haven't stepped in the ring yet. Doesn't make a difference. I'm a fightin' champ, and the champ is lookin' for a fight. So if you want one...come GET one.
The crowd cheers Jimmy on further. He awaits his challenger's arrival.
XWA presents Vendetta 2008. What a show it's been so far, eh folks? But as good a show it's been. It just ain't a show with out Jimmy. It'd be like the Yankees without Derek Jeter. Or Manchester United without Wayne Rooney. Or Channelle without "That Ho" in front of her name. Ooops, did I say that out loud? It's only because she won't put out to me. Guess she doesn't like Texans.
The crowd gets a laugh out of Jimmy's classic antics. He shrugs jokingly before continuing.
All jokes aside, I'm out here for one reason, and one reason alone. This here X-Gen Title. A title I won at March Madness. A title I've put on the line, and defended twice against a pair of tough outs in Lionel Xander and Mike VolCano. Now I know about the whole "Jimmy Curse" runnin' around wrestling message board. About how I've never held a title past two defenses. To the nerds who think I don't have what it takes, as Holly Woodz would say...KISS MY ASS. Because Jimmy Ames is wrestlin' the best WRASSLIN' in his life. And what's scary? I'm no where even close to my prime yet. I'm what you call a Maverick as far as XWA goes. I was the 1st Pure champion. I am the 1st X-Gen champion. I'm the only man in XWA to ever hold two separate singles titles. Week by week, I write a new story in what's gonna be the legacy of wrestlings most kick ass superstar...
With his free hand, Jimmy points to himself and smiles his big Texas grin. The fans (mostly the female ones) cheer loudly. Jimmy continues once more.
So here's the deal. Anyone in the X-Gen division. I don't care if you've wrestled every show so far, or you haven't stepped in the ring yet. Doesn't make a difference. I'm a fightin' champ, and the champ is lookin' for a fight. So if you want one...come GET one.
The crowd cheers Jimmy on further. He awaits his challenger's arrival.