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Post by Amber Gianni on May 8, 2008 22:05:46 GMT -5
Amber's theme song begins to play as she walks down to the ring during the course of the Vendetta PPV. She makes her way down to the ring looking pretty excited. BuZZ: There goes Amber Gianni ladies and gents. She's looking pretty chipper tonight isn't she? Roach: One week removed from being beaten by the Pearl Champion Jamie Fury in a title match, she's certainly not looking the worse for wear tonight is she? The lady stepped into the ring in a classic little black dress and pumps, smiling as she is handed a mic from a crewmember.
Ladies and gentlemen, well first off I wanted to give a big congratulations and a real show of respect to the still reigning Pearl Champion Jamie Fury for our match last week. I can tell you all here, and I can tell anyone who tries to take her on for that belt that you're in for a battle.
Now...I have to move on to other things, and tonight I have some big news for every fan of the XWA. Starting in May they'll be officially publishing the XWA Magazine!Roach: That's right, it'll be debuting on newsstands later this month. It's going to have so much cool stuff in it that I can't even say much about it. What I am going to talk about though is the thing that you're going to see first when you see the magazine, the cover! Now...they could put someone on the cover of the mag like say...Scott O'Dell maybe...The fans boo at the mention of the man's name. Or maybe the World Champion Ethan Bain?Cheers...
Maybe even Syrus The Entertainer, oh yeah...he's a photogenic fella isn't he? But I was thinking that the premiere issue of the XWA Magazine should be something that's really special. Something that's going to make you do a double take and get that mag the second you see it. Something like maybe the eye-popping, jaw-dropping flawless Diamond that is yours truly!!!BuZZ: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Then I was thinking, who else could be cover girl material for the debut issue? Well, one name comes to mind...not as much as me of course, but just enough to give this a thought.  That would be the UK's most popular Playmate Kiss Wilmington. Let's get her out here, because there's a good idea coming out of this ladies and gents that I think you're all going to like.And so she waits for the lady's arrival to the ring. |
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Post by kiss on May 9, 2008 18:16:12 GMT -5
And soon Kiss' theme irrupts in the stadium, as out appears one of the most coveted Playmates in wrestling, forget about Sable, Candice or Maria, Kiss has the moves and she knows how to use them  . With all being said Kiss gets in the ring and is given a mic by the ring crewWell despite I have been doing covers since I was 18, I must admit that the idea of posing for XWA makes me feel nervous, pretty nervous, I have the same nerves I had back when all the world was gonna see me right in front of Playboy magazine with very revealing clothes But Amber, I am a professional and I must admit I feel tempted by this offer. If there's one thing we agree is that nobody wants to see Scott O'Dell's ugly mug covering anything, well maybe a toilet magazine, but we aren't here to debate this, we are here for deciding who from us will be XWA's next covergirl. Me or you  Kiss checks out Amber and then checks out herselfShe makes me feel so skinny. Anyways Amber I know a way to come out of this draw. You and me tonight in a match for XWA's cover. And since this is PPV, I think a Singles match is kinda... non-profitable. How about you and me in a... Playboy Match? Rules are simple, picture the Bikini match we had some weeks ago and change our bikini outfits for Playmate outfits with bunny ears. I think this is a match where everyone wins BuZZ: Does this British slut think in anything else than sex?Roach: I thought you liked Kiss, BuZZBuZZ: I just don't trust the Brits, look what role models they are showing: Amy Winehouse, Mischa Barton... And Kiss will just be one of them. Maybe you don't know this Roach, but once in Britain, Kiss was in a party where she asked 3 professional soccer players to "show" her a bedroom. She's a slut... No doubt about that Roach: I don't think we should trust this tabloid news, besides Kiss is well-known to be a party girlBuZZ: She smokes, she drinks, she smokes dope!! She's a slut and a pothead! And I am not inventing this, it comes right in her Playmate description, she describes herself as the Woman of a 1.000 vices!Roach: But I am sure that if she came asking you to "show" her your bedroom you'd say no...BuZZ: I am human Roach! I don't want to break anyone's heart!Roach: Sure...Kiss rises her eyebrows looking sexy like always, but the fans feel incomplete, Kiss has said all she had to say, except a catchphrase everyone was waiting... Kiss looked innocently like if she didn't knew what the fans wanted... She slowly rises the mic to her lips as she says what they wanna hearAnd these are my two cents  Kiss winks at the fans and she sexily sits on the ropes while she waits for an answer
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Post by Amber Gianni on May 9, 2008 18:35:08 GMT -5
Oh great, you're gonna make me have to go out and get another costume? Well, this is Japan and if I'm not mistaken they do have a thing for girls in bunny outfits...isn't that right Tokyo?And so...the cheap pop. ;D Sounds like they like the idea, and if there's one thing that I think the both of us like to do more than anything it's please the paying fans. Well, anyone who's watching would be the more specific answer, but since this is PAY-Per-View, I guess we do have to give them something extra for they're buying dollar, or in this case Yen...tee hee.Roach: I don't think anyone is going to object to that kind of gimmick match here in Tokyo are they?
BuZZ: Well if there's one thing these people love more than pure wrestling it's hot girls. Why not give them both at once...even if one of them is an attention whore like Kiss. I think what Marisol said earlier about Channelle, Bianca & Kristal applies too well to her also. They're all peas in a pod! I bet she never heard of the word no!So then I guess we're on tonight then. One more time and this time the winner will grace the XWA Magazine's premiere issue with her presence. I guess the only thing left to ask is exactly what might you wear at the shoot if you win, I've got something pretty good planned myself. |
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Post by kiss on May 9, 2008 19:01:07 GMT -5
Kiss smiles and answersWell, nothing at all would be my first answer But since this magazine is bought by kids and "grown up" kids I can't show everything, I am censored . Well Amber if I manage to put your bunny ears on the mat for the 1-2-3 I'll be wearing none other than...an image appears in the titantron:
Kiss adresses the fans and rises her left thumbSo what do you say Japan? Yay or Nay?answer is obvious Roach: Woohoo! I am really rooting for Kiss in this match BuZZ: She's British! Put your eyes on Amber she's American made beauty, that's what XWA is all about, and remember XWA didn't called Kiss, Kiss called XWA. That's why she's in a ring.Roach: BuZZ, Kiss was signed within' the 3 TNB ladies.BuZZ: Oh yeah. From the 3 of them, the only ones with talent are Christina Dixon and Sumya. Kiss is nothing but a sideshow attractionRoach: But you don't say that to her face...BuZZ: Her breath would knock me out cold. Everyone knows that smokers have a terrible breath.Roach: I bet there are more Diamonds that smoke...BuZZ: Yeah, Kim Hunter and look how well she's doing, she'll be remember as Sumya's speed ball.While the announcers argue, Kiss comes closer to AmberIt would be so great that we could appear both of us in the cover, hugging and toying "innocently" But hey maybe we can do that in a poster
Anyways Amber you have seen what I have in store if I win, may I see what you have sexy lady? Kiss giggles as she waits for an answer
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Post by Amber Gianni on May 9, 2008 19:45:28 GMT -5
Well now, since we're giving visual samples here...hmmm. First off I have to say that certainly wouldn't be a bad idea...but we don't want to give the XWA's fans cardiac arrest now do we? That's not a bad little ensemble there either Kiss, but then again you do have a flattering little figure on you.
I guess you could call her a svelte beauty, and there's nothing bad with that, oh no no no...but for those of you who like your ladies a little more how you say thick in the right places...maybe something like this might tickle your fancy.She points toward the Jumbrtron and we see this...  BuZZ: I'm gonna need to step away for a few minutes partner...I'll be in the men's room. Or...maybe you might all like something like this one? I think it's quite rosy, don't you? Roach: Very rosy indeed. Now I know I should be an unbiased commentator, but sorry Keith...the lady's got back. You lucky SOB...
Then again, I don't think it really matters what I wear now does it? Same in your case, Ms. Kiss...we're just going to have to see who gets to play cover girl after tonight and then see what she has planned, hmmm? I'm sure in her case the same as it is in mine, this here is just a small sample boys and girls.
Yessir, this will be another night where the real winner is going to be all of you lucky fans out there. I don't know about you Kiss, but this match is going to rank up there with my last one against Jamie...but I don't plan on coming up short this time around. |
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Post by kiss on May 9, 2008 20:03:44 GMT -5
Kiss opens her eyes wide at Amber's picsLadies and Gentlemen, Amber Gianni is the only one built like an amazon, check out her back, that's a fact!
You aren't Ms. Hotbody for nothing Amber, those pics prove it. But well I want my place in this business and I have decided to get this award. By Any Sexy Means Necessary
Well I am also pissed off about having lost to Tanden, but I keep on, and as you'll understand Amber I don't plan going any short and sweet on you either, bloody hell, this match is paid by my boss He's the one who puts on the bunny ears
I am going backstage, I need to get ready for our match Amber, cya later Brickhouse  The svelte Playmate takes her sexy leave of the ring, blowing Amber a kiss and winking her, Kiss then smiles and abandons the scene while shaking hands with the Japanese fans.
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Post by Amber Gianni on May 9, 2008 20:18:57 GMT -5
So Tokyo, anyone know where a girl can find a bunny outfit? ;D
Roach: I was looking forward to quite a few matches shaping up on this Vendetta card, but I think that this one just made the top of my list.
It's Amber Vs. Kiss in a Bunny Match...winner gets to be the XWA Magazine covergirl for the debut issue! Now, I don't know if they actually had a cover person planned out, but Mr. Gallas...Ms. Blackheart, if you're listening...PICK ONE OF THESE TWO!!!
Yup...my professional credibility just went right down the crapper...
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That would be the UK's most popular Playmate Kiss Wilmington. Let's get her out here, because there's a good idea coming out of this ladies and gents that I think you're all going to like.
. With all being said Kiss gets in the ring and is given a mic by the ring crew
