Third Time's a Heartbreaker

[Jessica Hart]

The show rolls on as Pretty Boy starts up causing once again for the crowd to give the team of Jessica Hart and Stacie Wilson some love even though last week they once again, got the short end of the stick in their rematch versus The Dixons but that wasn't gonna stop the two from bugging the crap out of them. Walking up the apron Stacie gets the mic and hands it off to Jesse..

What up ya'll...

The crowd responds in kind as Jesse lowers her mic to see how loud Tokyo can get.

We've heard a lot of crowds....but I think that Tokyo can be louder than the others so....

Tokyo didn't even give her the chance to finish as they lit up

Well then.....I guess I just got one question for ya well Stacie does....

Jesse passes the Mic...

[stac]

:: Grabbing the 'stick' from Jess, Stacie smiles as she lifts the mic to her lips. Looking around at the crowd before speaking, Stacie tries to keep from laughing as she talks. ::

" ARE YOU READY? "

:: Getting a loud pop from the crowd, Stac tries to see if she can get them louder. ::

" No, I said ARE YOU READY? "

:: That does the trick, the crowd nearly blows the roof off of the building. When they calm down, Stacie lifts the mic to her lips again. Taking a deep breath, she starts to speak again. ::

" Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of ALL ages....The XWA proudly brings to YOU! The Original Heartbreaker Jessica Hart. The Texas Heartattack Stacie Wilson...Everyone's favorite tag team..THE HEARTBREAKERS!. "

:: Finishing up, Stacie passes the mic back to Jess. ::

[Jessica Hart]

Yes, yes we're here and we my little san, sama and kuns have a score to settle with none other than the Dixon Sisters

Boos rain from the rooftops to the ringside seats as Jesse spoke their names

Damn I didn't you didn't like em that much

Jesse was really shocked at their reaction, seeing as they loved Ash and Chet

Yea but they're not all that bad.....

The Boos get louder

Dayum! OK but what is about them you don't like is it the cocky attitude

More Boos

Or is the Bitchiness of Chrissy

Not stopping yet

or the swagger of Sarah

Still Booing? Yup

Or maybe it's because they don't have....

Jess points at Stacie.....at her "Endowments" to be more specific

....the D CUPS full of Justice ;D

Stacie looks at the titan tron as the camera guy zoomed out

What do you think Stacie?

[stac]

:: Looking up at the titantron, Stacie laughs and nods. Shrugging her shoulders she leans over to the mic.

" Or that they don't have... "

:: Turning Jess to the camera...or her 'behind' I should say to where that is on the big screen. ::

" One of those big babies "

[Jessica Hart]

Hey it's not that b.....ok maybe it is

The crowd laughs it up with Jess and Stac

Hey I know I can give Amber run for her money for Ms. Junk in the Trunk...I mean Ms. Hotbody ;D

Yes, yes she could

You ok

I've gone to paradise Roachy, having T and A on the big screen has been a dream of mine for such

Oh stop it, seriously I might have to cut your mic off

Jesse continues to get the male audience into it

Alright let's stop before.....

Jesse couldn't get it out before some familiar music started.....

[christina]

and that's none other than Christina Dixon's theme, the always cocky lesbian enters the ring wearing a t-shirt that reads "I went to San Francisco Pride and all I got was this very fashionable t-shirt" Christina wasn't really a fan of LGBT movement, she just enjoyed this parties
She was making her way down to the ring with a mic in her hand and her cellphone in the other she was speaking to someone

Hey Harriet? It's me Christina... I just phoned you to ask... Yeah I am still with Kelly!

Christina turns her attention at Jess & Stacie

I'm so wished

back to the cellphone

I just phoned you to ask about who do you find hotter. Stacie Wilson or Jessica Hart... That you have no idea who they are? I see thanks Harriet I'll phone you later, I hope to see you in San Francisco Pride this year.

Christina turns her attention again at Jess & Stacie

Hmm, first girl I called didn't really knew who the hell you two losers are, that's why I asked her about well-known women but let's keep on this survey, besides it's Sarah Warfield the one who pays the telephone bills

Christina dials another number

Hey Antonio. Yeah I am doing fine... Yeah I'll get you that Ryan Fierhart signed picture, don't worry about it. I just want to ask you one question, I know you like wrestling, who do you think that's more fashionable, Jessica Hart or Stacie Wilson? Oh... I see, nah, they aren't jobbers, well something pretty close but they aren't jobbers. Thanks Antonio that answered all my questions, see you soon

Christina turns her attention back to Jesse and Stacie

This isn't going as I expected.. Well let's try again

Christina dials another number

Konichiwa Koyuki, how are you doing? I'm fine, just here about to wrestle. Yeah I like your native Tokyo, although I rather my good ol' sunny West Hollywood By the way, you didn't told me that Japan had such big LGBT themed areas Anyways, I want to ask you a question. Who do you find hotter, Jessica Hart or Stacie Wilson? You don't know them? Nah they aren't my exgirlfriends! Well you pretty much answered my question with that answer, cya later, I hope to eat that delicious japanese fruit salad once I am back in the West Coast

back again at Jess & Stacie, the crowd boos Christina

Well people I am so sure that I will score a victory against this two losers who do nothing but showing off their... Nice assets, and have no focus in the following match, that I can waste my time doing a survey!

Christina meanwhile gets in the ring, she hides her cell phone

Well Jess & Stacie, I am here ALONE, whatcha gonna do? Beat me down like a plump now that you have a chance, or wait for my sis to make her way to the ring, make a tag team match, and score another humiliating victory over you? If I was you I'd choose option number one, but wait, you are the magnificent Heartbreakers, the loved Heartbreakers! What a joke! When I stopped caring about everyone I started winning matches, over you two. And once this is over there is no stopping us. So come on, bore me a little more on the mic I have all the time in the world

Christina leans on the ropes as she contemplates her t-shirt

[stac]

:: Looking at Cristina, Stacie just rolls her eyes and yawns. ::

" Well, if that wasn't the most BORING promo I've ever heard I don't know what is. BLAH BLAH BLAH My friends don't know you...blah blah blah I stopped caring I started winning...blah blah blah. It all sounds the same to me, and I don't really care. Winning...losing...like it really matters...as long as the crowd is having fun...I swear the only person who gets that is your brother Chet. "

:: Getting up in Christina's face, she continues. ::

" Listen up you Kylie Minogue wannabe, you act like you and your gay friends are all superior to everyone else...well at the risk of sounding homophobic...YOU'RE NOT. And before you go and say I am a lesbian hater...I'm not...I've known I'm bi since I was 16. So...don't even try that bullshit argument.

Now respond like the bitch you are and come up with some off the wall response saying that your that much better then me by bringing up the TNB accomplishments no one cares about..." "

[christina]

Christina wipes off her face after Stacie spoke to her as she answers her

Hmm. Did you heard from my mouth. "My homosexual friends are way better than anyone" ? Nope, because that's not how I think girl, but I now how you think, you are pissed off at me for having kicked your ass so you try to come up with something that offends me. Hey thanks for calling me Kylie wannabe, I will be seeing her this year Unlike you and all this losers in the drafters who boo me

crowd boos Christina as she keeps speaking

And besides for saying that winning and losing doesn't matter to you, you sure sound pissed off at having lost TWICE at me chica. Tsk, tsk, tsk didn't mommy told ya not to tell lies? Come on admit it, it itches you having lost to me, the woman you called hasbeen, the woman you were so sure you would score a win over. Sadly that's not the true. And tonight it won't make any difference

Christina then pats Stacie on the back

Oh and congratulations for being bisexual, I wasn't even gonna try the homophobia argument, I reserve it for bigger threats, but hey, congratulations for revealing to everyone that you are bisexual, now I know another way how I could make you my BITCH

crow boos loudly Christina's last remark, the cocky Dixon stands there and removes her t-shirt as she waits for an answer.

[stac]

" That's exactly what I mean, I didn't call you a has been. I said no one gave a shit about what you did in TNB. Now as far as losing to you pissing me off? It's not that at all. What pisses me off is this elitist attitude you have...an attitude that runs rampant in this company... "

:: That gets Stacie a boo she just ignores. ::

" Yeah I am Bi-sexual...i really don't care what people think about it...well besides my husband who's known since before I married him...and he loves it. But enough about that, we're here to discuss this little feud here...that branched from you losing to Jess twice if I remember right. Now we need to finish this little feud up...how about...a TLC match? "

[sara]

However soon Sarah Dixon's theme irrupts as the Brand New Hope of wrestling makes her way to the ring, staring at everyone with a superiority look in her face, like always, Sarah gets in the ring and Christina handles her the mic

Stacie, Jessica. I understand you two, you are simply bitter and angry over the fact that you even in your best efforts aren't way better than me. The Brand New Hope of Old and New School Wrestling, The Crown Jewel Of The Dixon Clan, The Guiding Light, The Epitome Of Excellence, The Headmaster of The Headlock and the Countess of Countless moves.

crowd boos Sarah's blatant self-boasting

And you two losers have it easy to challenge my sister here, she was alone, doing nothing but showing off her pride, and you two attack her, cowards... But hey I bet she could subdue you two without really too much effort, after all I have done it pretty good two times in a row

So you want a TLC match, the first TLC match of my career, fine with me, I will climb the ladder of success while many people can only watch and dream they could be like me. Besides you two shouldn't be so angry, after all history will remember you as the stepping stones that launched the woman who revolutionized wrestling's career. ME. So consider your TLC thingy accepted.

Sarah taps her sister's shoulder as the Dixon Sisters wait for an answer

[stac]

" You two revolutionize wrestling? Please...you two have about as much charisma as Lance Storm...who had so little charisma he sucked life out of a building...just like you two.You two want to wait till later tonight or do this thing right now? "

[sara]

Lance who? Cry tears Stacie, we are the best tag team period, in fact with a captain like me, only glory is what is waiting for us.

Christina didn't liked however that Sarah became the self-proclaimed captain of the team

Due to my uncanny talents of leadership, I see nothing but victory upon us tonight, so why should we bother to let you two talk and bore everyone in the audience, when we could entertain them with my natural talent, TLC match, so be it, Christina and me have nothing else to say to you, all we have left is the ass kicking we will give to you yelling bisexual and to Jessica Fart..

Sarah drops the mic as the Dixon Sisters get ready

[stac]

:: Before dropping the mic herself, Stacie replies. ::

" Real mature Sarah...real mature. "

Looking at Jess, and seeing that she was ready, Stacie drops the mic and her and Jess get ready as well.