In Blood we trust (Nick Jones)

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As the show roles on, Lash Levine makes his 1st XWA PPV appearance. The brash and lewd Brit enters the arena met with his usual mixed response. You never quite knew which Lash you'd be getting. on any given night.

Buzz: Lash Levine ladies and gents. I still don't know what to make of this guy.

Roach: I know what to make of him. He's freakin' NUTS. But even so, he's one hell of a wrestler. Last time he was in an XWA ring, he took Loki to the woodshed.

Lash slides into the ring and calls for a mic.

The sub-line of the PPV is "Written In Blood". I like how that sounds. But what I DON'T like is that we've only got one "1st Blood" match on the card. Me fellow Countryman Nigel Sledge & that I-Talian bloke against those other two blokes. What's up wit' that? Wha', no one else in this freakin' company wanna get there pretty lil' faces messed up? BULLOCKS ta' that, I say. I'm out here for a fight, simple as that. And I just so happen to know exactly who I wanna beat flames outta. A bloke by tha' name a' Nick Jones.

The crowd shows there appreciation for Nick Jones with cheer.

Buzz: Nick Jones? What the hell did Nick Jones do to him?

I know what all a' ya' are thinkin'. Why Nick Jones? Why the BLOODY hell not? Just look at the bloke. He goes from wearin' a kinda stylish lookin' hoody and shades combo, ta' some GOD AWFUL facepaint. Bloke may as well be callin' himself Nick Stinger. I can't STAND guys that wear facepaint. So I figure ta'night, I paint Nick's face with his own blood. So Jones, time for ya' ta' put up with one of the BIG DOGS. If ya' thought that bloke Kayn put the boots to ya', ye' ain't seen NOTHIN' yet.

Lash waist for the response of Nick Jones.

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The crowd has gone silent waiting for the appearance of Nick Jones. They did not have to wait long as the theme song "Hell" begins to blare out of the P.A System. Fans are cheering loudly as Nick steps out. He taunts as fireworks blast out from beside him. Nick grins as he walks down the ramp. Before approaching the ring he looks each way into the crowd and grins again at their reaction. Finally Nick has made his way into the ring. He stands up and taunts for a minute. Then he calls for a microphone. After he gets it the guy giving it to him runs out of the ring. Nick raises it and begins to speak in an evil voice.

Nick Jones//The Unholy Beast
This was a big big mistake you are making Mr. Levine. I think you have lost your mind. Because none of this show is any of your time. I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp. And when that bell rings you better try not to gulp. Because I am going to get you.

The fans cheer. Nick made a rhym out of what he was saying.

Nick Jones//The Unholy Beast
All I have to say is that you better hope you get the upper hand because if you don't you life shall end!

He then lowers the mic as he waits.

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Lash grins sadistically as he listens to what Nick had to say. He brings his mic back up and replies.

YouTHINK I lost my mind? Boy-o, ye' aint bloody kindin'. But you would know a lil' somethin' about bein' outta ya' damn mind wearin' that make-up. Next thing ya' know you'll be comin' out lookin' like a cross dressa'. CRIKEY!!! I'm gonna be doin' ya' a fave beatin' you outta' ya' gord. What kinda bloke calls himself a beast and he's only like, what?...220 pounds? Yea, and I'M the one who's nuts.

The snickering Lash waits for Nick's next response.

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Nick grins and raises the mic one final time.

Nick Jones//The Unholy Beast
Well you my boy can think what you want. But like I said, if you want to see the next day I would suggest getting the upper hand. I am going to prove that Nick Jones is no push over!

He then waits.