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Post by chet on May 7, 2008 16:52:21 GMT -5
Chet laughsHeeeeey everyone in the crowd don't boo! That was actually witty! He called me Shet! Oh god he called me SHET! JEEPERS CREEPERS! BOOMER SOONERS! MUNSTAMENGS! CUBS WIN! FIRE IN THE TACO BELL!!!! SWEET CREAM ON AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL DID YOU SAID YOU SUCKO!?!?!crowd roars, no doubt that Chet had tons of charisma, only if his skills were half as good as his mic skills That's gotta be the worst insult I've ever heard! Don't waste your time insulting me Jimmy Chimichanga! I can insult myself and still own your ass like if I had been born with it! Boy don't try to be a comedian because the wall of bricks right behind ya, will fall like the Berlin Wall!
I can even come with better insults! Like for example... let me think for a second... "Chet is allergic to success" or "Chet's antics make me puke!" Yeah I know that ain't witty but people all this overcomes the fantastic mega-pun this sucko-bucko came with! SHET!!! EVERYONE IN THE RING GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!Crowd does so further mocking The XI'd ask for a standing ovation, but don't worry they'll give it, after I have handled your ass and shown everyone that you should use this fancy toupee as a lid for your big mouth
Oh yeah and I know you like me! You really, really, really like me! Chet's mocking actions continue as he amuses not only himself but the crowd too. Chet oozed charisma
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Post by Magnus Von Schwartz on May 7, 2008 22:01:33 GMT -5
Magnus addresses MorningStar's comment and accepts the man's handshake meanwhile.
Indeed there is such a thing as "Gentlemen Warriors" in this place. The one thing that is guaranteed is that the loudest mouth will in fact be the first one to be eliminated...and then the true competitors shall settle this amongst themselves.
Ironic that the most pathetic man in this whole company is the one who talks the most. No matter...if he doesn't takes himself seriously then there is no need for anyone else to do the same. You will be an excellent warm-up Dixon. Maybe that is your actual purpose here. Well, you will earn your pay tonight then and make yet another walk to the back of the arena in defeat while those of us who're here for something more than just attention show these people what it means to be a gladiator. Enough talk, the time for action has come.
And those are Magnus' last words before he exits the ring.
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Post by Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H on May 7, 2008 22:14:03 GMT -5
Buzz: Oh crap whats he’s gonna say next!
Roach: Man these guys got to stop and get this match on the run
The Mechanic comes on and Cobra makes his entrance to the stage area. He has a mic in his hand and begin to speak.
Why wouldn’t you idiots just get on with the damn match instead of looking like fools. *He walks on to the steps* When you keep talking it’s wasting time on our show and making our fans fall asleep. Funny or Not! *Cobra eyes start to glow like crazy as he gets in the ring* You! Will! Not keep sitting here joking around.
Buzz: Wow call it that a mood swing.
Now, Ben Grimm from The Shield Is right you need to get a grip and stop talking with all that fake charisma. Lets get the match on and popping!
The fans cheers
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Post by Xander Xavier Luther on May 11, 2008 10:23:58 GMT -5
At that moment, the sound of "Loving It" by Little Brother hits the PA to the surprise of everyone in the Tokyo Dome. The fans come to their feet as Xander Xavier Luther pops out from backstage right before Magnus can get backstage. All inside of the ring take notice as he makes his way passing by Von Schwartz. They briefly make eye contact and go in their seperate directions, XXL stepping in the XWA ring for the first time this season after the attack at X-Games which forced him to relinquish the World Title.
Buzz: Zoiks!!! Do you see what I'm seeing here, Roachy? Is it him...is it really him!
Roach: It's not an illusion. That there is the former World Champion Xander Xavier Luther, and this if I'm not mistaken is his first TV appearance since winning the World Title he had to relinquish due to injury at XGAMES! Looks to me like he wants in on this...
He stands amongst the men in the ring with mic in hand...
Well, I see and have seen some unfamiliar faces here in this ring and on the way to the ring, so I guess I should introduce myself...or re-introduce myself to all of you.
My name is...
XANDER.
XAVIER.
LUTHER.
And as you can see ladies and gentlemen, I'm back and I'm doing just fine. Now, I'm going to make this short and sweet because I'm one to get straight to the point. If this is a come as you are, first come first serve Battle Royal, then there's no reason for me not to throw my name into it. Why? Because that's what I'm here to do, what I'm trained to do and what I was born to do...compete on the highest level. Nothing...NOTHING is going to stop me from doing what I love to do, and no offense but nothing and nobody is going to stop me from getting where I want to be either.
You see gentlemen, I come here and I come out here because I have a point to prove. That point is that I am THE force to be reckoned with in the XWA. The uncrowned champion of the world! Not that I'm taking anything away from you Ethan Bain, you won the title fair and sqaure...but you didn't beat the champion and you know just as much as I do that there's a big difference. That's just one step in a long journey though that starts here tonight in this match.
Now I've got respect for a lot of you guys out here, especially you Syrus...but the fun & games are over and done. Tonight, this Showdown in Not So Little Tokyo as you called it is serious business...and you better believe that tonight, XXL is ALL business.
And so he waits for a response from any man in the ring.
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Post by vikram on May 11, 2008 11:13:58 GMT -5
It wouldn't be any of the men in the ring who responded next, it would be another coming from backstage. A man who hadn't made an appearance since the Season Premiere, and a man who had yet to make his in ring 2008 debut, on account that no one was man enough to fight him. Four words could best decribe him...
HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!
Roach: It's VIKRAM!!! As if XXL making his in ring return wasn't huge enough!
Clad in black leather, the man commonly known as Viktor Ramsey stands atop the stage. With his typically menacing scowl, he raises his mic to respond as his music fades.
LUTHER!!! Thank bloody GOD you decided ta' show up. Because ya' just made this lil' match interestin'. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't even both facin' any of the lil' piffers in the ring roight' now. I like a challenge when I fight. But you? You and me have an old score ta' settle. It was last year. Roight here in The Tokyo Dome at Mayday 2007 that I took you on for tha' National Title. And You beat me. NO ONE beats me without a reckonin', mate. And I might not get the chance to do what I really want ta' do to you tonight. But I will have a dandy ole' time tryin'. And if I git' ta' crack a few limey skulls in the process, icin' on tha' ole' cake. So consider this me fillin' the final spot. And gentlemen...
BE READY FOR PAIN!!!
With a satisfied grin, Vikram turns and heads backstage.
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Post by Xander Xavier Luther on May 11, 2008 11:17:03 GMT -5
At Vikram's heated words, Luther looks on and nods. Vikram wasn't the only man he had a score to settle with. But 1st thing was 1st. Tonight would be about showing that he hadn't lost a step. He turns back to the other men in the ring, sizing up tonight's comeptition. He then rolls down and out of the ring. No further words needed to be said. For this moment on, it was all business.
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