Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jul 10, 2007 15:06:33 GMT -5
*Takes Place July 22nd*
Dopes To Infinity by Monster Magnet blasts over on the P.A. as Shawn Hollywood steps out from behind the curtain. As usual, the fans boo him as he makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring, where he grabs a mic and prepares to speak.
Mike: Well, it's the man everyone loves to hate! Out to run his mouth again..
BuZz: Shut up Mike! At least he doesn't bore us to sleep like a certain someone.
Mike: Whatever.
BuZz: Let's see what he has to say!
Wow Ladies and Gentlemen, you don't know how terrible it feels to be surrounded by you damn cheeseheads!
Shawn grins as boos grow louder.
Yes, yes, I know you all hate me! But the least you could do is shut the hell up and wait until I'm done speaking. Now as tonight, we all know I'm facing the trio of local cousin fuckers as a punishment for disrespecting Carmella Blackheart. That's pretty much it, except for the catch that Sebastien added..If I manage to beat one of them, which I will, I get my regular ass paycheck back. Now to most people, this match may sound like a nightmare, but to me, it's just another day at the job. All they are is a bunch of muscleheads, with no smarts what so ever...But me..I've got..He places a finger on his temple...the brains here. Their strategy, is no strategy. They're going to let their anger, and brute force do all the thinking, which won't do much at all. Ya see people, since these inbreds have no brains what so ever, it's not going to be hard to outsmart them since I'm obviously over powered. Because, unlike them like I've stated before, I've got strategy on my side.
So, lets see if these pieces of crap can stop fucking their mother long enough to get out here...
Dopes To Infinity by Monster Magnet blasts over on the P.A. as Shawn Hollywood steps out from behind the curtain. As usual, the fans boo him as he makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring, where he grabs a mic and prepares to speak.
Mike: Well, it's the man everyone loves to hate! Out to run his mouth again..
BuZz: Shut up Mike! At least he doesn't bore us to sleep like a certain someone.
Mike: Whatever.
BuZz: Let's see what he has to say!
Wow Ladies and Gentlemen, you don't know how terrible it feels to be surrounded by you damn cheeseheads!
Shawn grins as boos grow louder.
Yes, yes, I know you all hate me! But the least you could do is shut the hell up and wait until I'm done speaking. Now as tonight, we all know I'm facing the trio of local cousin fuckers as a punishment for disrespecting Carmella Blackheart. That's pretty much it, except for the catch that Sebastien added..If I manage to beat one of them, which I will, I get my regular ass paycheck back. Now to most people, this match may sound like a nightmare, but to me, it's just another day at the job. All they are is a bunch of muscleheads, with no smarts what so ever...But me..I've got..He places a finger on his temple...the brains here. Their strategy, is no strategy. They're going to let their anger, and brute force do all the thinking, which won't do much at all. Ya see people, since these inbreds have no brains what so ever, it's not going to be hard to outsmart them since I'm obviously over powered. Because, unlike them like I've stated before, I've got strategy on my side.
So, lets see if these pieces of crap can stop fucking their mother long enough to get out here...
