Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Apr 29, 2008 12:53:51 GMT -5
Name: SPaZ (mid-size), PuNT (pint-size) & BuLL (super-size)
Height: 6'5", 6'1" & 6'11"
Weight: 240, 206 & 296lbs.
Hometown: Huntsville, Texas aka DOOLEYVILLE!!!
Fighting Styles: Braw/Tech, High/Tech, Pow/Tech
Career Highlights: XWA Tag Team Champions, no incarcerations for over 6 months, and Punt actually speaks coherent English now. Sort of.
Theme Song: Into The Void by Black Sabbath
Bio:
Dooley. It's not just a name, it's a state of mind. A twisted state of mind at that. Theses three brothers are homicidal, genocidal lunatics who love to cause as much chaos as they can, wherever they can. Last year Spaz-the unofficial leader and smartest (10th grade!!!) of them decided they would try their hand at pro wrasslin' and made they're way up to the big city to join XWA. That was a mistake if ever he made one. Sure they won the XWA Tag Championship by beating a couple of German boys with nice hair and fancy outfits, ( ;D ) but behind the scenes it was total disaster and it all began when Punt started listening to hip-hop.
His fragile mind was being influenced by the words of those such as 50 Cent and Little Wayne, even going so far as to listening to the West Coast rap of the 90's. It twisted his already twisted mental condition to the point where he began to think of himself as a blinged out thug with bitches and ho's in differenent area codes he could get to in his pimped out Escalade sittin' on 32" dubs. And them bitches better have his money!
As you can see, things were not right in Dooleyville (as if), so Spaz and Bull had to take their brother (and yes before you ask, he IS the middle child...nuff said) to a psychiatrist. The shrink stated the obvious, that he was "lost cause", and Bull being pissed they had to pay 500 smackers for a shrink to say that led him to powerbombing the bastard through a table. Needless to say the doctor pressed charges and the boys have been on the run ever since.
Fast forward some time later and The Dooleys finally made their way back to the Big Apple. Seems that they were still under XWA and somehow a letter made it's way to their "hideout" demanding they return to work or else be bludgeoned about the head, neck & shoulders with a cattle prod wrapped in barbwire and soaked in battery acid, signed by Carmella Blackheart herself.
The notion kinda aroused Spaz (he's a freak), and just like that, amidst multiple assault charges, a brother having an identity crisis and all the rest of that crap that makes 'em such special guys...The Dooleys are back in XWA.
Lock.
Your.
Doors. And hide your wives and girlfriends, Bull looks hungry...
Height: 6'5", 6'1" & 6'11"
Weight: 240, 206 & 296lbs.
Hometown: Huntsville, Texas aka DOOLEYVILLE!!!
Fighting Styles: Braw/Tech, High/Tech, Pow/Tech
Career Highlights: XWA Tag Team Champions, no incarcerations for over 6 months, and Punt actually speaks coherent English now. Sort of.
Theme Song: Into The Void by Black Sabbath
Bio:
Dooley. It's not just a name, it's a state of mind. A twisted state of mind at that. Theses three brothers are homicidal, genocidal lunatics who love to cause as much chaos as they can, wherever they can. Last year Spaz-the unofficial leader and smartest (10th grade!!!) of them decided they would try their hand at pro wrasslin' and made they're way up to the big city to join XWA. That was a mistake if ever he made one. Sure they won the XWA Tag Championship by beating a couple of German boys with nice hair and fancy outfits, ( ;D ) but behind the scenes it was total disaster and it all began when Punt started listening to hip-hop.
His fragile mind was being influenced by the words of those such as 50 Cent and Little Wayne, even going so far as to listening to the West Coast rap of the 90's. It twisted his already twisted mental condition to the point where he began to think of himself as a blinged out thug with bitches and ho's in differenent area codes he could get to in his pimped out Escalade sittin' on 32" dubs. And them bitches better have his money!
As you can see, things were not right in Dooleyville (as if), so Spaz and Bull had to take their brother (and yes before you ask, he IS the middle child...nuff said) to a psychiatrist. The shrink stated the obvious, that he was "lost cause", and Bull being pissed they had to pay 500 smackers for a shrink to say that led him to powerbombing the bastard through a table. Needless to say the doctor pressed charges and the boys have been on the run ever since.
Fast forward some time later and The Dooleys finally made their way back to the Big Apple. Seems that they were still under XWA and somehow a letter made it's way to their "hideout" demanding they return to work or else be bludgeoned about the head, neck & shoulders with a cattle prod wrapped in barbwire and soaked in battery acid, signed by Carmella Blackheart herself.
The notion kinda aroused Spaz (he's a freak), and just like that, amidst multiple assault charges, a brother having an identity crisis and all the rest of that crap that makes 'em such special guys...The Dooleys are back in XWA.
Lock.
Your.
Doors. And hide your wives and girlfriends, Bull looks hungry...