The BIG Payback (Aces)

[punch]

*As the show returns from a previous segment, we come back to a shot of Jonny Punch making his way out to the ring with a shopping cart full of all kinds of stuff. Canes. Chairs. A Sledgehammer. You name it, he had it in the Kart. He rolls it on down to the ring, and from out of it, he pulls a Mic*

JOHNNY ACES!!! You Cajun KOOK! Last week, you caught me off guard. It's been a good, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I've had my ass kicked. But you managed to fill the void. And because of it, you've got my FULL attention.

*Jonny rolls into the ring*

Fun and games are over and done with. I know that you know that I know that you know that you're one hardcore son of a bitch. Over the week, I did my homework on you. I know that you've got YEARS of Hardcore wrestling under your belt. I know that you were a former King Of The Death Match competitor. So tonight, we're takin' the god damn kid gloves off. Tonight, we ain't doin' an Xtreme Rules match. HELL NO. Tonight we take this to another level. Tonight, were doing something that's never, EVER been done in XWA. And how fittin' were in Budokan Hall for this. Tonight, it's you versus me in XWA's first DEATH MATCH!!!

*A sudden rush of shock comes across the crowd. Wth a sadistic grin, Jonny lays out the stips*

Weapons? Legal. Falls? Anywhere in the building. But there's more. The match can ALSO end by a 10 Count KO!!! And DAMN pinning your ass, I'm comin' to buff, shine, and DISINFECT your damn clock, fuck cleanin' it. Tonight, you're lesson in Hardcore PUNCH style is on. So bring your god damn ass out here and MAN UP, CHUMP!!!

*Punch was especially fired up tonight. He awaits the arrival of Johnny Aces*

[aces]

Johnny's entrance theme quickly hits the PA, and he steps out from the backstage curtain. With mic in hand, Aces heads down towards the ring. At the foot of the ring, he stops at the shopping cart and inspects all of Punch's goodies. Rolling into the ring, The "Ragin' Cajun" responds to Punch's challenge.

It takes one helluva tuff sum'bitch ta' take da' ass whoopin' you took last week. But it takes one helluva CRAZY Sum'bitch ta' want it two weeks ina' row. But then again, from all I dun' heard bout'cha, you ain't wrapped to tight ta' begin wit, are'ya? And a DEATHMATCH ya' want at that! Yer either real brave, or real stupid. But in either case, I'm likin' it. When I came ta' XWA, I didn't think I'd find anyone willin' ta' git down & dirty. Seemed like everyone wanted ta' be all Mr. Hot Shot. But thankfully, I've got YOU to use as a Punchin' bag. Ain't I the lucky one? *Laughs* You want a piece a' me again, You GOT one.

[punch]

*Punch words a speedy response*

That's where you're wrong, Gumbo-boy. I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole damn thing. And am I crazy? You bet your momma's sweet Cajun ass I am. You're gonna find out just how crazy tonight, when I introduce your skull to foreign objects, in a foreign land. How fitting. GET US A GOD DAMN REF OUT HERE!!!

*Punch chucks his mic, as does Aces. A ref runs out from backstage, and all hell breaks loose*

The End