Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Apr 23, 2008 7:49:18 GMT -5
Syrus stands in the backstage area with the newest member of the XWA Announce Team, Joe Beakman. Dressed to the nines as a stylish cat like him would be in one of those Kazuya Mishima-style purple suits, he looks confident despite a lackluster performance in Saitama City a week ago. And Joe begins by saying...
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is none other than Syrus The Entertainer. Now Syrus, last week...I'm not going to jive you brother man, you got your ass kicked in a King's Road match versus the mighty Magnus Von Schwartz. My first question is did you finally learn not to bite off more than I can chew?
Syrus looks over to the guy with a raised eyebrow and says...
What the? First off, imma give Maggie some credit where credit is due, cuz I'm like that. He did beat me last week, he made me tap out in the King's Road match. But I ain't stupid...I'm not one of those who's gonna risk my chances at bigger and better things just for one match, so I tapped. I'll take an "L" cuz you're going to here and there, it's only a matter of time. As far as biting off more than I could chew, it was his match to win, not mines to lose. I done beat the man three times in March...I got nothing else to prove to him. He wants to call it luck, let him. The bottom line is that yeah, he won his match, cut King's Road is his element. I won my matches though, and that's every damn thing else! Ya'll need to get hip to that fact brothas and sistahs!
And Joe says...
Uh-huh...sure...fine. So what're you gonna do now with your tail tucked between your legs? Find a new opponent maybe since it's obvious that Magnus is superior to you?
Syrus says...
Ay-yo...where'd they dig yo ass up from anyway? You damn right I want some new comp tonight, cuz wrestlin' the same guy over and over and beating him over and over gets a little bland, no offense Maggie, and STE is never bland baby, I'm fresh like mama's pancakes on a Sunday morning! I'm...
Right before Syrus can continue, Joe pulls the mic away to ask another question...
You're...what? We've only got a few minutes to finish this segment here, brotha. Now, who do you want to to get whip...I mean face tonight here in Tokyo?
And Syrus says...
You know what? I've had just about enough yo' ass. This segment is over when I say it is, but you can damn see yourself out of it. You know how that's gonna happen?
*Dramatic pause*
A boot to the head.
And without warning, a random old boot comes flying out on screen and bops Beakman right on the skull! He crumbles over holding his head and Syrus picks up the mic he dropped, then heads to the ring.
His theme song hits and the fans go wild for the always charismatic "Entertainer". Now inside the squared circle, he continues uninterrupted by annoying interviewers.
Ladies and Gentlemen...wait a damn minute, why am I saying this. Yo Hype Man! Tell 'em!
Then a spotlight hits the stage and the same announcer who was in Connecticut appears on stage in front and old school mic stand, and he says...
Ladies and Gentlemen, please draw your attention to the center ring! XWA proudly presents to you the livest of the live...the hottest of the hot...the purple people eater...hard working Mr. Dynamite...
SYRUS!!!
THE!!!
The pop is deafening. The fans of Japan have seen flamboyant wrestlers before, but never something quite like this. Syrus even tosses the XWA mic away and stretches his hand out to the heavens, where and old school hanging mic slowly drops down (KENNEDY!!!) to his fingertips. And now he says...
Now that's more like it. Now, ya'll know why I'm out here! Ya'll know what's going down tonight in Tokyo town. Syrus is about to get his groove on in this very ring, and it don't matter who the hell it is that want to "perform". One on One, Tag Team, Triple Threat, whatever, whoever, it don't even make a diff! Right about now I'm here to do one thing, the one thing I do best baby, put on a...no...THE show, cuz you heard it here first in Tokyo...
SYRUS IS SHOWTIIIIIIIIIIIIIMME!!!
Now anyone who wants to play, please assemble to the stage. Holla!
And so he waits.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is none other than Syrus The Entertainer. Now Syrus, last week...I'm not going to jive you brother man, you got your ass kicked in a King's Road match versus the mighty Magnus Von Schwartz. My first question is did you finally learn not to bite off more than I can chew?
Syrus looks over to the guy with a raised eyebrow and says...
What the? First off, imma give Maggie some credit where credit is due, cuz I'm like that. He did beat me last week, he made me tap out in the King's Road match. But I ain't stupid...I'm not one of those who's gonna risk my chances at bigger and better things just for one match, so I tapped. I'll take an "L" cuz you're going to here and there, it's only a matter of time. As far as biting off more than I could chew, it was his match to win, not mines to lose. I done beat the man three times in March...I got nothing else to prove to him. He wants to call it luck, let him. The bottom line is that yeah, he won his match, cut King's Road is his element. I won my matches though, and that's every damn thing else! Ya'll need to get hip to that fact brothas and sistahs!
And Joe says...
Uh-huh...sure...fine. So what're you gonna do now with your tail tucked between your legs? Find a new opponent maybe since it's obvious that Magnus is superior to you?
Syrus says...
Ay-yo...where'd they dig yo ass up from anyway? You damn right I want some new comp tonight, cuz wrestlin' the same guy over and over and beating him over and over gets a little bland, no offense Maggie, and STE is never bland baby, I'm fresh like mama's pancakes on a Sunday morning! I'm...
Right before Syrus can continue, Joe pulls the mic away to ask another question...
You're...what? We've only got a few minutes to finish this segment here, brotha. Now, who do you want to to get whip...I mean face tonight here in Tokyo?
And Syrus says...
You know what? I've had just about enough yo' ass. This segment is over when I say it is, but you can damn see yourself out of it. You know how that's gonna happen?
*Dramatic pause*
A boot to the head.
And without warning, a random old boot comes flying out on screen and bops Beakman right on the skull! He crumbles over holding his head and Syrus picks up the mic he dropped, then heads to the ring.
His theme song hits and the fans go wild for the always charismatic "Entertainer". Now inside the squared circle, he continues uninterrupted by annoying interviewers.
Ladies and Gentlemen...wait a damn minute, why am I saying this. Yo Hype Man! Tell 'em!
Then a spotlight hits the stage and the same announcer who was in Connecticut appears on stage in front and old school mic stand, and he says...
Ladies and Gentlemen, please draw your attention to the center ring! XWA proudly presents to you the livest of the live...the hottest of the hot...the purple people eater...hard working Mr. Dynamite...
SYRUS!!!
THE!!!
The pop is deafening. The fans of Japan have seen flamboyant wrestlers before, but never something quite like this. Syrus even tosses the XWA mic away and stretches his hand out to the heavens, where and old school hanging mic slowly drops down (KENNEDY!!!) to his fingertips. And now he says...
Now that's more like it. Now, ya'll know why I'm out here! Ya'll know what's going down tonight in Tokyo town. Syrus is about to get his groove on in this very ring, and it don't matter who the hell it is that want to "perform". One on One, Tag Team, Triple Threat, whatever, whoever, it don't even make a diff! Right about now I'm here to do one thing, the one thing I do best baby, put on a...no...THE show, cuz you heard it here first in Tokyo...
SYRUS IS SHOWTIIIIIIIIIIIIIMME!!!
Now anyone who wants to play, please assemble to the stage. Holla!
And so he waits.
