Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Apr 2, 2008 19:42:57 GMT -5
And so another night was done for ol' Syrus, and just like the first two weeks before this, The Entertainer was on the winning end against Magnus. This time though ti wasn't about "sport". It was a fight, a brawl and damn sure not the prettiest performance in his career...but no less a good one.
So another night in the books and the press wanted to know what was the deal. Seems that they all wanted to hear what Syrus had to say, so it was only fitting he gave the people what they wanted. This time around he gave himself the chance to freshen up and made his way to the conference room all dolled up in his stylish purpleness, arm in arm with some of his fine female fans.
Reporter 1: Syrus, Syrus, that was one amazing Tables match out there tonight.
Thank ya, thank ya very much. I don't think there's much that's amazing about grown men trying to put each other through tables, but whatever you say. I wasn't trying to be pretty tonight, dog. I was trying to get the job done and send Maggie one big message. I think I pulled that off.
Reporter 1: Well, now that's three straight wins against him, so are you done with him now?
Oh hell naw! See, this ain't a thing where I'm all of sudden gonna make like he's not worthy of another ass-whoopin' by ya' boy...cuz let's face it, it don't matter whether I beat him 3 times or 3,000 times the fact of the matter is that I'm not one to sleep on. You judge a book by it's cover and you get slapped over the head with it, just ask Magnus.
Reporter 2: But you have to have bigger and better things in mind for April now. A 3-0 record is nothing to slouch on...you have to have some kind of title considerations right now.
I never said I didn't actually. I made it real clear before the start of the season that I got my eyes set on the NAT baby.
Reporter 3: You mean your video blog?
Yeah...and I had words for Jasta telling him to make sure he keeps that belt so I can be the on to take it from him...lookie-here, lookie-here, lookie-here...he's still got the belt. If that's not a opportunity knocking then I don't know what is!
Reporter 2: So does that means you're calling out Bryan Jasta for the National Title?
Nope. When I do that it ain't gonna be at no press conference. I wanna be right in his face so that he can see the brotha who's gonna do what 6 other guys couldn't, afro and all. Oh yeah you better believe I got something special for King Leonidas...and if the rest of his posse wants some, they can get some too. I don't even have to worry about him turning me down, cuz a guy like him don't turn down a chance to take anyone on...just adds to his resume if he happens to win. But Jasta, you wait and you see. You're gonna find out just what Maggie found out tonight when it comes to you and me.
You can be as good as you say that you are, it don't even matter cuz Syrus Sykes is the black kryptonite baby! Not the kind that splits personalities, but you get the idea.
Reporter 1: So then what exactly do you have planned in the immediate future?
I don't do plans my man. I go out there and put on the show, and see whoever it is that wants to be a part of the show. I can't guarantee you'll win...but I can guarantee that I'll make anyone in that ring look good, right up until I put 'em down FTGDMFW!!! Anybody who wants it don't need to look too hard, I'm only the guy with the afro. Make sure that you don't confuse me for the guy with the dreads though. You seen him beat O'Dell's ass? Dayum.
Now if you'll excuse me ladies and gentlemen, it's time for me to go see how the DC crowd gets down. Holllllllllaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
The reporters tried to fit in just a few more questions, but business wasn't on this man's mind right now. Time to get freakay!
So another night in the books and the press wanted to know what was the deal. Seems that they all wanted to hear what Syrus had to say, so it was only fitting he gave the people what they wanted. This time around he gave himself the chance to freshen up and made his way to the conference room all dolled up in his stylish purpleness, arm in arm with some of his fine female fans.
Reporter 1: Syrus, Syrus, that was one amazing Tables match out there tonight.
Thank ya, thank ya very much. I don't think there's much that's amazing about grown men trying to put each other through tables, but whatever you say. I wasn't trying to be pretty tonight, dog. I was trying to get the job done and send Maggie one big message. I think I pulled that off.
Reporter 1: Well, now that's three straight wins against him, so are you done with him now?
Oh hell naw! See, this ain't a thing where I'm all of sudden gonna make like he's not worthy of another ass-whoopin' by ya' boy...cuz let's face it, it don't matter whether I beat him 3 times or 3,000 times the fact of the matter is that I'm not one to sleep on. You judge a book by it's cover and you get slapped over the head with it, just ask Magnus.
Reporter 2: But you have to have bigger and better things in mind for April now. A 3-0 record is nothing to slouch on...you have to have some kind of title considerations right now.
I never said I didn't actually. I made it real clear before the start of the season that I got my eyes set on the NAT baby.
Reporter 3: You mean your video blog?
Yeah...and I had words for Jasta telling him to make sure he keeps that belt so I can be the on to take it from him...lookie-here, lookie-here, lookie-here...he's still got the belt. If that's not a opportunity knocking then I don't know what is!
Reporter 2: So does that means you're calling out Bryan Jasta for the National Title?
Nope. When I do that it ain't gonna be at no press conference. I wanna be right in his face so that he can see the brotha who's gonna do what 6 other guys couldn't, afro and all. Oh yeah you better believe I got something special for King Leonidas...and if the rest of his posse wants some, they can get some too. I don't even have to worry about him turning me down, cuz a guy like him don't turn down a chance to take anyone on...just adds to his resume if he happens to win. But Jasta, you wait and you see. You're gonna find out just what Maggie found out tonight when it comes to you and me.
You can be as good as you say that you are, it don't even matter cuz Syrus Sykes is the black kryptonite baby! Not the kind that splits personalities, but you get the idea.
Reporter 1: So then what exactly do you have planned in the immediate future?
I don't do plans my man. I go out there and put on the show, and see whoever it is that wants to be a part of the show. I can't guarantee you'll win...but I can guarantee that I'll make anyone in that ring look good, right up until I put 'em down FTGDMFW!!! Anybody who wants it don't need to look too hard, I'm only the guy with the afro. Make sure that you don't confuse me for the guy with the dreads though. You seen him beat O'Dell's ass? Dayum.
Now if you'll excuse me ladies and gentlemen, it's time for me to go see how the DC crowd gets down. Holllllllllaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
The reporters tried to fit in just a few more questions, but business wasn't on this man's mind right now. Time to get freakay!
